*stepping off Air Force One in China* take me to the cum factory from the Jordan Peterson tweet

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

I am so sorry, ma’am, but we lost your son. Surgery was going fine but we decided to let RFK Jr. futz around a little on his insides with a robot. He was eating squash at the time.

RFK Jr. did HWAT kffhealthnews.org/public-healt...

Fuck do I care? Don't publish this shit.

This Washington Post Opinions podcast episode has 470 views on YouTube.

the pitch deck to sponsor sec. of transportation sean duffy's family road trip reality show (obtained by POLITICO) is as stupid and corrupt as you'd expect: static.politico.com/74/6e/5da7a1...

Keep in mind that in 2020, James Hohmann — seen here rolling his eyes and saying “screw this” about racism effecting health disparities — was still on the news side and anchored the leading politics newsletter, read by hundreds of thousands everyday. But I’m sure he was “neutral” and “objective.”

this administration has really centered pro natalist politics, even passively. for example, usha vance started a childrens book reading show that can barely get above 2,000 views

Straight up Klan talk from the 1920s. The reference to Islam is the only thing that would mark this as something from our own era.

bluesky speech-to-text starcraft 🤝 you must construct additional pile-ons

important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though

Happy Mother’s Day

Once again I must inform you that heterosexual men have regrettably discovered a gay subculture and adopted it.

Breaking news: Indiana University plant microbiologist Roger Innes has been locked out of his laboratory by the school in response to a request by one of his federal funders. The move comes after Innes complained about the government’s prosecution of Chinese postdocs. https://scim.ag/4tsDqRr

many watch guys get mad about this stuff because it (theoretically) devalues a very fancy pants watch brand, and watching them get upset is a great time

In other words, he lied.

An overturned election is a great time for the people and companies of Virginia to join a pact to not pay property or income taxes until their representation has been restored.

It’s telling that Alabama took 14 years to implement Brown (you MUST desegregate) and < 14 days to implement Callais (you CAN eliminate Black districts if you call them Democratic, but you don’t HAVE to).

Isn't that every #cs2 match?

sorry i no long care if you're able to be pushed left on these issues. if you're in congress and haven't gotten there on your own already, you should no longer be in congress. period.

when evil dipshits like rfk jr say they want to treat disease with "diet and exercise," they never mean giving people the money and time to exercise and eat a healthy diet. they mean "personal responsibility" for struggling, ordinary people, and the best medical care money can buy for the wealthy

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

Unironically this was perfect comms strategy.

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

i post this every year because men soaking in toxic masculinity are all “why can’t we get women” and Tom Holland dances in drag and lands one of the hottest women on the planet, maybe there’s a lesson here guys

Am I hallucinating or does that shit say 1776 national champs????

again the original meaning of "meme" as Dawkins conceived it is useful here. people are killing their babies because their minds got "infected" by convincing-sounding bullshit that spreads easily from person to person www.propublica.org/article/more...

quite a few more of you are invested in the fuckability of the Star Fox cast than I would have guessed. some of you, of course, it goes without saying. but I appear to have sorely underestimated this time around.

every day I leave my home and spend $200

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

horrible. this country’s turn away from science based medicine in the name of “wellness” is killing children and will kill a lot more. www.propublica.org/article/more...

Would that be the same Patrick Henry who abhorred slavery so much he famously feared the Constitution's power could be used to "free your n----rs"? THAT Patrick Henry?

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

the $25k bonus they're offering is like *maybe* two weeks' pay at the type of elite law firm job AUSA's usually moved on to after serving in the DOJ in the pre-Trump II era.

A story in two parts:

I just want to add, since this is breaking containment, that this can't be made right. these people, each one a whole universe, are gone. there can only be justice for the perpetrators; public remorse & restitution; & reform to ensure future aid systems are more just and less prone to imperial whims

The funniest part about seeing these prompts - to me - is they always have to go “make no mistakes” and like, yeah I sure hope so.

Can't stop thinking about this comment on a Northernlion slay the spire video

How, exactly, did we go from a $200 million privately-funded ballroom, to a $1 billion taxpayer-funded one?

The Internet Archive, Wikimedia, academics, and hobby archivists are having trouble finding hard drives or are having to pay extremely high prices for them.

"Never hallucinate or make anything up." yes, you can just demand that the LLM not make errors that's definitely how the technology works

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

That Trump is trying to take over portions of DC to put golf courses in is the most perfect summary of what’s wrong with America. The wealth inequality.The corruption. The money laundering through his golf courses. The privatization of public space. The waste of resources on the stupid game of golf.

Today, the day of the Met Gala, the unionized workers of the Met posted this image to their Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DX64ioYjecG/

86-year-old former congressman Barney Frank joins CNN to discuss the future of the Democratic Party