Setting Carolyn against various killers in Buddyland to see how many I can psychically expel in a night. So far I’m 1-1 against the Wolf, 1-1 against the Hunter, and 1-3 against Gepetto. #boardgames

On the topic of IP crossover slop, I’ll repeat what I have said about video game remakes: everybody grumps about them until they do the one thing that hits your personal pleasure center.

There’s an MST3K board game coming and I’ll probably get it, but if it’s one of those “everybody votes on the most hilarious card” games I’m out.

BRUCE LEE ᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵃʳᵗⁿᵉʳ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿˢᵗ THE DRAGON

Are we supposed to care about a boss leaving Nintendo? This guy’s biggest deal was his last name.

I keep hearing that video games can’t look any better, that they’ve hit the upper limit, but every time I watch one of these presentations - by any company - the games look better than the last one I watched.

oh that Wolverine game is getting delayed

Beacon Patrol is the new Dorfromantik.

What somebody at Nintendo says "I'd like you to use your imagination," you need to take that as the insult it is.

Won a game of normal solo difficulty Cape May by four points. #boardgames

Do you think they made Muppets of Yummy Mummy, Fruit Brute and Carmela Creeper and then immediately put them in storage.

finally, a meat-free cloud

The Battle Train DLC on Switch 2 has a progress-halting bug. A hotfix is coming, but it’s really difficult to look up info about this issue due to the game’s name being some pretty common nouns.

Phil Spencer's next t-shirt will be a barrel with comically fraying straps.

They finally figured out how to mass-produce Kpop Demon Hunters lightsticks. $50 each.

Saw a suggestion that Disney adults should loudly cancel trips to show displeasure with the company and lots of pro-level theme park fans regularly still post pics of themselves in wizard robes so I don’t think you’ll see much action there.

Hiding myself in games of solo Root for the rest of the night. #boardgames

yeah, bad news, the Black Flag remake is now just a leather bag and some carved dice

I know I bought a Switch 2, but it sure doesn’t feel like I bought a Switch 2.

Got the covid/flu vaccine combo meal.

This was a fun commission. The person requesting wanted an imaginary “80 Page Giant” of Wonder Woman doing only mundane things. Haha! Honestly, it makes me laugh.

Ryan Goldsberry is a cool get for artist on this Batman villains game. #boardgames shop.wizkids.com/products/dc-...

Driving around town looking at business with half-mast flags and wondering if the owners are hateful weirdos or just have not been in the office.

Shane Hensley trying to walk back his Kirk post I shared last night. I'll let you decide what to do with this information.

This is so thorough and unprecedented on DC's part that it's like they were looking for an excuse.

Sakurai would have put those Metroid figures on weird translucent supports smdh

$110 Alarmo >>>>>> $100 Virtual Boy console stand

Congrats to Nintendo for figuring out a new way to get Virtual Boy hardware in stock at flea markets and antique stores in a few years.

"We* got him" *family member turned him in

absolutely not ever calling anything a "monstie" ever

"why would Samus need a motorcycle" is the new "why would Sonic need a car"

Oh dang, they're remaking the best Fatal Frame.

"the babies will need to learn how to play"

Flags at half-staff for a sexist bigot podcaster. Unbelievable.

The nice thing about the Nintendo Today app is that it sent me a push notification about the upcoming Direct, so as far as "Direct early alert notification app that I never need to actually open itself," it works pretty well.

*guy standing up* Thin phones should be cheaper than not-as-thin phones.

We literally heard him on the phone asking Georgia officials to find 11,000 votes for him in 2020. He gave an exact number he needed to win. And he straight up asked for it on the phone. Nothing happened at all.

170 million working Americans could have each made about $7,000 more but instead we gave 400 people 1.2 trillion

Well this is one way to get around hiring artists. The card frames have a hole in them where can put whatever other card you want behind them. Want Pikachu and Batman to fight Rollie Fingers? www.kickstarter.com/projects/gra...

It Happened To Me: my mom asked me what Wu-Tang is.

Hard to imagine anything happening other than Option 1 + Uncanny Valley Walt. Option 2 would be great. Also they're going to have to give out free hot dogs to get people to fill this thing up every showing. www.yesterland.com/mkprogress.h...

Imagine being James Gunn and getting snitch-tagged because one of the Teen Titans Go voices was fired and talked about chemtrails giving him Parkinsons. Who would have time for that junk.

The issue with Nintendo Today a lot of the time is that they want you to check it every day, but a lot of the time it's not worth checking every day, so you don't get into the routine. Even Sakurai's Kirby update, the best current content, isn't exactly exciting stuff.

Aw nertz, I just posted a comment on a Gamefound project. Will I regret this decision.

It’s finally SPOOKY SEASON

Still soloing the Wonder Woman board game. Philippus and Mala have defeated Circe. #boardgames

Had some pieces 3D printed to upgrade the Wonder Woman board game. D&D class tokens to replace the generic cubes for minions/warriors and actual minis for barricades and Ares. #boardgames

Regret to inform you that “does it respect my time” discourse has reached board games.

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

I saw that “Game Makers” logo a couple times over the past few days, thought it was a podcast and kept on scrolling.