Liberals love to say "you have to vote for democrats because they're the only thing standing between us and the fascist republicans" and then get real mad whenever somebody asks one to stand between us and the fascist republicans

the Gestapo were fine when we pretended they weren't the Gestapo

when they ask, "how did we get here," show them the framed copy of this skeet

Do you see how the liberal must twist themselves into inextricable knots when confronted with the truth?

I thought all the "Kids in cages under Biden were fine" people died of exposure in the first snow of winter

Reminder that for these people they're fine with Trump's policies, just not the presentation

some of you simply don’t want freedom and i need you to understand that

ICE was formed specifically because border patrol wasn’t being racist or violent enough

fun fact: ICE was created in 2002 with near unanimous support from congressional democrats!

Are you all right? Perhaps you should find a healer?

meowth taking care of a togepi egg

I often come back to this. I wish that everything I say was not true, I wish I was a fantatic, a fantasist and an idiot, I wish I was wrong and everything is much better than I say it is. But sadly, it is exactly like I say it is, and worse.

I wish I was wrong. My parents are pensioners, my daughter has to grow up and live here. I’ll live here all my life, as will Mrs R. I wish I was wrong, I wish I was hysterical and our leaders were better than this, less self-indulgent, less focused on what they want at our expense. But they are not.

The wildest thing to me is that multiple Black people had to die in a manner akin to public spectacles for 2020 to happen and the backlash is being fueled by white guys who can’t sell a screenplay or manuscript.

If Keir Starmer had been Prime Minister when Paddington went to jail he would have tried to bring back hanging

Did you really have some important reason for interrupting me? I thought not.

Run while you can.

Bluesky working hard on Christmas to mark as spam a newborn baby in the Holy Lands

god i’m so sick of these manosphere dweebs. comedians who aren’t funny, martial artists who can’t fight, & illiterate intellectuals! embarrassing!!!

Please remember our friends in Palestine. The blockade is still in place and conditions are extremely bad.

“how’s that going to work? it just won’t work” - guy who stands to benefit the most from that not working

lot of workers fainting near the natural gas and rare earth metals mine. on-site doctor says it’s either/or ether or ore.

On Christmas day the Israelis have; - Bombed Deir al Balah in Gaza - Bombed the Bekaa valley in Lebanon - Raided several Syrian border villages - Raided several West Bank villages - Shot a man who was trying to enter Jerusalem Stay classy, Israel

Every British columnist is currently writing articles like "I Will Have MI5 Classify My Adult Children As Terrorists If They Screen My Calls," so I assume that devoting the entire UK press to destroying trans people is going well.

Merry Christmas to all my followers who did not incur my wrath this year!

To dust off an old chestnut

Oh my god, turn on the tv, any channel. A second sleigh has hit Santa’s Workshop.

🎶 Slopping around the Christmas tree It’s the Christmas party slop 🎵

My advice, as someone who enjoys a wonderful relationship with parents from whom he was once estranged (before the age of internet chatrooms): if you want your children back, start with self reflection and contrition. Oh, and don't write for a newspaper that hates them.

It takes a big man to admit that he was wrong when he stole christmas

Vast majority of anti-trans activism

I find it very strange how ppl believe that just bc a ceasefire in Gaza’s announced in the media, everything’s become fine & things have gone back to normal!! in the name of a "ceasefire," aid & donations have been halted for the victims who lost their homes & loved ones & have now become homeless

Cool how the DMs on here won’t let me react to messages half the time

Dudes Rock

Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.

Nobody cares about that. You just make us tired. Go away.

I am my own worst enemy. And thus, as the worst enemy of my worst enemy, my best friend.

Oh, Potter-san thought he could strong arm me, eh? Well let's see how much hired muscle that old robber baron can afford. Bring it, tough guy!

I don't think free speech on campus ought to mean that a young coddled bigot gets to use their ignorance to casually destroy the career of a knowledgeable trans person on a random Wednesday

i'll try to not go out of my way to be a hater but like, when there's been this level of cinematic stagnation for 15 years and it's the direct fault of the MCU i'm going to not be super charitable

Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.

Dave Chapelle pretending like people were being hypocritical about calling him out for performing in Saudi Arabia because Israel killed journalists too… Like the same goddamn people also would have called you out for performing there Dave

All guild members have been instructed to deny you service, shelter, and assistance. From now until your death, you do not exist in our eyes.

Our comrades, our hunger strikers, have been starving for 5 weeks in protest of the state's oppression of Palestinian activists and continued participation in Israeli apartheid and genocide. If you have not done anything to support them, start now. ##SupportTheHungerStrikers