qwerty status: football

Jan survival: 103/500 Help this trans/disabled bear eat! 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️ #TransCrowdfund #TransMutualAid #DisabledMutualAid #DisabilityCrowdfund #HelpFolksLive2026 #HelpSky #FundSky #HelpingHand #SignalBoost #MutualAidBoost #MABoost #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #WinterMutualAid #SurviveWinter #HelpFolksLive

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Frankly, if you frame life as men bad and women good, you’re basically begging to get hurt by other women as they perpetuate the structures of misogyny against you, while also preventing yourself from finding love with men, who can actually be really lovely (including cis men).

gif is actually pronounced ralph fiennes

when it's definitely going the way you thought it would

🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.

what an image

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

extremely relatable content

X salvage continued, had to save this banger from @molleindustria.org

The pharmacy here ran out of generic adderall(?!) so I have been on The Good Brand Name Shit for the last week or so, and it is so nice. I just do stuff now and my brain is so quiet about it all.

Things, lately:

As someone who has reported on deepfakes for years now, I’ve had a few moments while reporting on Grok where I feel sick to my stomach thinking about the continued escalation of sexual abuse with this technology and where it’s going. We’re not ready for this. And it didn’t have to be this way.

LOL NEVER MIND SHE WON’T GIVE IT TO ME

At the pharmacy and asked if I could order the shingles shot or if I need to talk to the doctor first. They offered to do it on the spot. Let’s fucking GO.

The best season for sleeping. 🌨️

i miss breath of the wild, or as i remember it, horse collecting game

Dictionary of the Oldest Written Language–It Took 90 Years to Complete, and It’s Now Free Online www.openculture.com/2026/01/dict... #books #literature #language

Meteor Borealis A single exposure made with a camera pointed almost due north recorded this bright Perseid meteor in the night sky west of Halifax Nova Scotia, Canada August, 2024 📷: Jason Dain

me and my dad went into a used bookstore the other day and saw a book of "fresh, untold dad jokes" and my dad was like *scoff* amateurs. only a faux pas would buy that

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Happy third birthday to these dingdongs 🥰

we wouldn't need a new year if they didn't keep making them shittier and shittier all the time

I wish you, and me, and all of us, strength & solidarity & joy in the new year as we find our way together: which we have done this year already, and will arise tomorrow to do again. /thread

you have done it before, squared the smooth circle, navigated the hard corner, slipped through and lived to see another day

snakes leave behind whole skins. all manner of flying creatures, not just butterflies, do them one better, whole new selves from wriggling worms. rocks into gems. mystics die to the flesh to be reborn in the spirit. rebirth is the rule, not the stray exception, if we can grasp it

me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression him: where me: holy shit that is bad

That time of year again!

Elliot getting into shit as usual

Elliot getting into shit as usual

This was in my stocking because “it looks just like you!” and we can consider this my yearly one face pic.

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

LRP is just my brain on default mode ngl

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

Bizarre little men. You still have control of the board

a group of egrets fish quietly in the morning mist, with a night heron on the near shore. #serenity #birdoftheday

Please help Bear out if you have anything to give ❤️

I guess I also learned that my hip has been partially dislocated for, like… fucking seven years. All the muscles are weak as hell now that the correct ones are engaging, but I’m in so much less pain and might be able to start walking again regularly.

But doctor… Pagliacci tickets are almost $500 on resale

My biggest success this year has been managing to build routines, I think. This silly little Finch app helped a lot (400 days! What) and there are now so many things I just Do because it feels weird when I don’t. Flossing! Laundry! Exercise! 2025 was the year of getting my shit under control.

fancy feast

I am brimming with holiday spirit

We got Qwerty a new bed since Elliot always chases him out of the one downstairs. Here’s Elliot breaking it in instead.

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

Christmas stupor. Photo from my collection, 1956.

Happy holidays to all who celebrate, and a very merry oh shit I forgot to wrap that one thing fuck-

have yourself a leggy little christmas

They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys