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@liliumwolcott.bsky.social Flashfire is nuts lmao

guy walking behind us just asked his friend “you hear any rumors?” like they’re in skyrim

I got this piece of bacon stuck right here between my teeth.

If you would like a small win for today DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, a pachycepholasaur, is increasingly agreed to be actually just an adolescent pachycepholasaurus and not a distinct dinosaur. The dinosaur named after that franchise is getting erased from existence BABY

SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

Sounds the sort of thing you'd say if you were hiding Dracula's grave

Please hurry. I simply cannot wait to sit on my bed and gaze with gratification upon my completed collections.

fucking frozen pizza ass lookin moon. making me wanna eat it. jerk.

Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."

the fuck u looking at?

1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone

trying to identify a bird of prey while doing 70 on the turnpike with my family in the car

This has been my weekend.

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Binghe and Mont Blanc.

& im back

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

fyi

Thinking about doing a Shakespeare and making up words. Intellectually? No. It's now "think-wise."

Do it for them.

microsoft is in full damage control mode following last week's layoffs. its main strategy so far? namedrop sequels to popular series at every turn. but despite what execs like asha sharma might want you to think, those series were made by people, and now they'll never be the same

Bed boys.

this is a renaissance painting

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

When did Steve Buscemi start to look kind of like John Waters?

Housemate and I were discussing the catch 22 where they think I'd make a fortune in sex work, but brothels don't hire trans women who're out, and bottom surgery is expensive, so what's really needed is for it to be covered by HECS. No payments on a new pussy until it puts you in a new tax bracket

So much this. So often this survey result below occurs. Lesbians and Bi-women are almost always the joint most trans supportive demographics. Lesbians and Bi-women are more reliable demographics for finding support than even fellow trans people, *even on TERF island*

Btw the original Mobile Suit Gundam film compilation trilogy is officially on Youtube again. While I highly recommend checking out the original TV series if you have the capability and time for it, a lot of people got into Gundam through these. They're historically important and the 3rd one is great

I want to visit Japan for many reasons, but the current highest is the possibility of meeting Robin the island cat: www.instagram.com/p/DajMhZNk6t8/

I need to start making these just to see who shows up

A Tinder just for buff chicks? You have my attention

I am big on reposting food recalls because maybe someone who wouldn't otherwise find out sees it and doesn't end up in the hospital or worse

I wish I could socially dodge roll.

Babe, what's wrong, you barely touched your AI rice

Lost my shit because I tried to plan a drive on my GPS earlier and it just said 'Head west.' What the FUCK do you mean 'Head west'? I don't know which way west is, and even if I did I'm not on a barren plain there are fucking ROADS and BUILDINGS I can't just pick a direction and go!!! I was upset.

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in video games the word "survival" means clearcutting a forest to build a fortress and "cozy" means starting a small business so you can eventually earn enough money to clearcut a forest and build a fortress

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