I should drink loads of colloidal silver yo turn myself blue

“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)

Seyda Neen Game: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind Dev: Bethesda Game Studios 🇺🇸 Release: May 1, 2002

I think the best celebrity line read in The Simpsons history is Ringo Starr saying "I hung it on me wall"

happy for anyone who gets FFS *obviously*, but i cant help but feel some kind of way about beautiful women with faces like mine spending money ill never have to shave off all the bits of their skull that look like me

A friend of mine has a cat, and this cat has a medical bill. Think you could put in a dollar or two to help chip away at it? Or just share this around? www.gofundme.com/f/help-ophel...

Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.

Much asked and long waited tattoo tickets! ko-fi.com/s/316fd1cb50

a thembo shot my son

Meet N' Fuck Kingdom is coming to the Nintendo eShop for the Nintendo Switch 2 System.

#sulemio spiderman au #スレミオ #G_Witch #水星の魔女

the internet used to be mostly images like this

Finished! This one specifically will go on sale with our art group. The theme was dream, so I thought about PKD’s best known work and then my brain went towards computer motherboards 💚 Also it has 32G memory(wait what

Commission from mhs. A beautiful sand dragon:)

Drew some strange bird hippogriffes for small adopt in my group. (And I typed that word wrong but it looks even more stupid so that’s good 👍)

WIP. Inspired by old motherboards.

it's the 23 year anniversary of when bill clinton got a haircut

On this day in 1945 Albert Stevens became the "most radioactive human ever" when doctors injected him with 131 kBq of plutonium as an experiment (much more than the lethal dose!), believing he had terminal cancer and "was doomed" to die. Then he shocked everyone by living another 21 years

Lady Athena of House Promise, Wielder of the Wolf's Blade And her custom Lancaster. #LancerRPG #ttrpg #mecha #karrakin #dawnlineshore

sure i can take break

I would die for little Marge

A Mel and Scylla I did back in 2025 for Y/con! I've been out of stock so fast, I need to print it again ( and with maybe a surprise on the back this time 👀 )

Today in neighborhood bumper stickers #bugsky #insectthursday

Oh look @devonvoixvo.bsky.social

Severa, Inigo and Owain for #FEModernPulse #FireEmblem

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They mean a lot to me... #Sulemio #g_witch

Lotus has a stick.

SIGINT #8922 from NROL-129 (TOP SECRET) 1. Cuckoo Clock Clearing 2. 400-Year-Old Bitmaps 3. Vintage Fanfic

What, vampire? Make it quick.

Why would I want to do that?

Eeek

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

Sorry. I can't help you.

Really? Again?

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Aaahgh!

I'm reluctant to speak up on trans topics these days because it's often not worth the pain caused, so I'm probably going to regret this, but disappointingly a lot of people need to hear this. Accusing trans women of "male socialization" is an astonishingly cruel, callous, and spiteful thing to say.

Just a heads up to anyone who saw this post and followed, one of the accounts on the list is repeatedly conflating consensual sexuality with bestiality. Was not thrilled to see animal abuse advocacy on my timeline.

YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)

Correction: empty paper box.

Fresh adventure in a strange land awaits you after a long ride, Link. ⚔️ Celebrating a 25th birthday in North America today: The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Seasons. One of the lovely parting hurrahs for the GBC as the GBA takes over as flagship Nintendo handheld.