Fantastic review. This guy's a regular Roger Ebert

And how about some Announcement Masteries! Go support these folks, they've been infinitely patient with me holding up the line on production, and their work on itch is super cool.

It is that time of the month where I try to prune down game design, removing excess and vestigial ideas. Think I can do a Welcome To Hell York landscape tricolumn character sheet with room for super basic rules (action rolls, damage, using items, etc)

We are getting ready for spooky season! Can I put a spell on you? I promise you'll have a SWELL time. ;) Art by @tail-blazer.bsky.social! <3

The fan-submitted junkrat diaperfur skin threatens to be the most interesting thing to happen in Overwatch

Please keep the Global Sumud Flotilla's live feed on your computer today. They are in the high risk zone and we need as many people globally as possible to be present so that they can break the siege. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd-V...

Re-writing the flavor text on Daggerheart’s Highborne card; thinking about fantasy worlds tl;dr: We visit other worlds with our friends through words. Keep talking.

My Small Horse, Familiarity is Sorcery. #mylittlepony #mlp #ponies #horsegirlanime #pony #brony #freaktoyz

You should all be glad I've got so much adhd, nobody would survive if I was actually able to finish and publish a game. The second something like YOU SHALL BE AS DOGS or Gay Car Hell or Stupid Hateful Toddler hits Itch we are over as a species.

She's talking to you directly. Hire Erika to say words for you.

I've slowly been amassing an unwieldy messy pile of joke ttrpg ideas. Latest one is "What if you're knockoff Naruto characters and you fight knockoff Mario enemies, and the game is called Teenage Ninja VS Mutant Turtles". Won't get made, sadly.

Silksong update: Just best The Widow and... how!? No idea how I pushed through and cinched that, can totally manage everything up until her last stage no damage and then she rains infinite balls down on me. Was 100% sure I lost until the death animation started. Grassy is the only real gamer girl.

This is kind of incredible

Hi, I'm CoolBoy 198-in-1 Real Game (China) (En) (Aftermarket) (Pirate), but you can call me Real Game (China) for short.

i find the existence of the candice debebe games fascinating. all the energy of a summer holiday knockabout in unity stretched out into fully voice acted games with original soundtracks. this game, according to the store page, takes 10-20 hrs to beat

Someone give me a job please What I bring to the table: -Often awake before noon -Strong, healthy thumbs -Adept at talking about the weather and how quickly it's come about -Spreadsheets with such tabs as Sheet1 and Sheet1 (2)

It's the steam Autumn Sale! Get Dice'n Goblins for a 25% discount! It's the perfect game for a rainy day! store.steampowered.com/app/2945950/... #comfy #dungeon

A friend of mine is in need of assistance due to her job screwing her over on her pay schedule at the end of the month. Any help for her would be very appreciated: paypal.me/KKoesterman #mutualaid #transcrowdfund

You can tell Team Cherry have a sense of humour, because the reward for beating Savage Beastfly is... a new crest with an absolutely dogshit down-attack, makes pogoing around impossible. Thanks.

I AM SO SORRY I don't know how I managed to fuck my math this badly but even taking out a CashApp Loan isnt going to save me. I wish when you paid bills they came out right away. Im-$300 that is an emergency! but Even with that covered Im at $2 dollars for two weeks. will mox soon but crying

I have beaten Savage Beastfly and am officially Good At Video Games. Everybody give me fistbumps and (platonic) kisses and say "Well done Grassdragon".

Once somebody figures out how to do the PDF equivelent of a reverse image search, my life is going to get a whole lot easier.

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Grabbing more fan-made TTRPGs, and I am begging people to start putting their names on things. Even just "made by Blompoob Fartz" or whatever on the cover or at the end. I have so many games made by unknown people, makes preservation even harder.

TotesVidya is currently fundraising for Lifeline, playing Tony Hawk games and being forced to eat hotsauce. Please watch, and give what you can. www.twitch.tv/totesvidya

we're $200 short on rent, and if we don't get some help, we WILL be evicted. I still haven't found a job and my mother was forced to take time off work due to her disability. if you could share this or spare a couple bucks, I'd really appreciate it right now! paypal.me/JetGrind

bouncing on it in a way that respects the lore

$20,000 of royalty free commercial use video game music. Available now for only $10 on: moonanagames.itch.io/80-songs-pack Is it worth it? Don't take my word for it, just look at what the ppl have said instead. #gamedev 🎮 #ttrpg #vtuber

luckily there's a lot of work in my back-up career as the woman carved into the bow of a ship

If you haven't seen a Zen Film before, this is actually the one to see. I am SO EXCITED that my FAVORITE Scott Shaw film is finally being covered by the boys! Here's hoping they eventually get to The Roller Blade Seven!

you have been visited by the Skink of Spring. say "thank you, lil skinker" to have a bountiful Spring

Reading more games, I've pushed through "All my ideas have been done already ugh" into the more useful "So just make a game, nothing is original". Liberating.

hearing whisperings that today is supposed to be the rapture, which is NOT what i said. you are going to get RAPTORED. because CREEPY REDNECK DINOSAUR MANSION 1: RE-*RAPTORED* is OUT NOW. capiche?

IYKYK

Usagi Tsukino but she's a 22 year old intern with no sleep pattern and a crippling caffeine addiction. She's still bright and spirited when she has to be. Chibiusa is still 5 or whatever and has to be the adult in the house. Also she can drive and nobody questions it.

CHOTINER: So coyotes keep eating your outdoor cats? NEIGHBOR: Yes. CHOTINER: And you just have limitless cats? NEIGHBOR: No, I go to the shelter to replace them. CHOTINER: Sounds to me like you're just feeding cats to coyotes. NEIGHBOR: Well no I mean, now look my daughter is crying.

isn't skibidi the guy who brought back majin buu

I've seen enough furry porn to know this is actually panel 1 from a cock transformation sequence.

WHAT ice cream?!

My first crush was the nesquik bunny, and its so funny that they later turned him into a schoolboy (so clearly Way Too Young) and then have him next to this.

Ok, we “saved” Jimmy Kimmel. Now can we bring that same energy to migrants, trans people, BIPOC and women? Or are we just reserving that for rich white guys?

Reminder that the only good rights holder (for now) is ZUN because he lets you sell Touhou fangames for actual money.

I love that even as an ultra nerd someone will tell me about a game I’ve never heard of before and it’s incredibly popular on Itch and has like 50 hacks of the system. I love that I know a lot about this hobby and still know absolutely nothing about this hobby. So cool.

can we make it so the next Big Thing of shaming/mocking people for interacting with ala disney adults/hp is wwe lol

kayin.moe/toyification Gotta self promote a little over this because it's like the EXACT vibe I wrote about last year

They already remastered Dynasty Warriors 3, didn't they? I think it was called Dynasty Warriors 4? Or maybe it was Dynasty Warriors 5. 6?

the games are called Borderlands because they take place in a Land where you wonder if you could be any Boreder