(royal) we've got granit xhaka

me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:

Imagine not having three points. Unfathomable

who up straitening their hormuz

Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts

This is what the American World Cup should’ve been the whole time, a celebration of our diasporas, a chance for all these countries from around the world to feel at home here because there’s a bit of their home already here

The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century.

CAPE VERDE, ON WORLD CUP DEBUT, DRAW WITH EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS SPAIN 🇨🇻 A heroic effort from the third-smallest nation ever to reach a World Cup, with a smaller population than Wyoming 🤯 Imagine not loving football 💙

Okay Cabo Verde damn. Love that for them.

Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...

Every Joe Rogan skeet I see is funnier than the last. Keep 'em coming pls I am dying lmaoooo.

seeing the posts about visitors discovering that you can walk around most of our cities and just be yourself in a multicultural setting, discovering tailgating, starting impromptu block parties, my muslim mayor, etc. etc. it's corny to say it but that's our secret sauce. and it means something

I love this so much

Never in my life would I have thought to put Jameis Winston in Het Oranje Legioen but holy shit I'm glad someone else did

I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

How soon after the Knicks won do you think Spike Lee texted Reggie Miller

multiculturalism is pretty great

Mamdani truly has the mandate of heaven

You up watching the livestream? Crazy right. But it got me thinking about all the scaffolding I’d built around my heart.

That shot from Reyna was filthy, god damn

Gio's ability to have the worst club season you've ever heard of and then also do that is unparalleled

THAT’S TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA

Them boys look good. That is the best half I've ever seen from the USMNT. Curious if Poch's message was just "enjoy it" because they look like they're free and fun and flowing and hustling and loving every minute of it out there.

Love washing down some Alexi Lalas with James Corden

I will say putting Thierry Henry and Zlatan next to Alexi Lalas is a good bit. Actually, appreciate that so much lmao.

Seeing Alexi Lalas' smug dumb face on my TV again for the next 30+ days reminds me of this brilliant (and still relevant) article written by @drewmagary.bsky.social www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...

The violent race riots in Belfast are exactly what Trump, JD Vance, and Fox News were trying to make happen to Haitians in Ohio during the campaign and what they wanted to happen to Somalis in Minneapolis as well

few american cities have a better origin story than lawrence's "fuck slavery and fuck missouri" founding principles

Lawrence low key goated when being in kansas is the vibe

I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up

"Ok, now that he's ticked the 'Keep me logged in' box, I want you to immediately log him out."

Patricia the woman that you are

What a day. Thoroughly enjoyed myself with family & friends. I've never seen so many people on the street at one time. 1m-1.5m is the figure being bounced around. This video captured by Kepa is crazy. What a fanbase we have. We shut down London today. Arsenal are massive.

Arsenal forever

Thank you Arsenal for extending the season and sucking yet more life from me

Did Qatar call this ref at half or what are we doing here

That's the first yellow of the match okay sure whatever nothing matters lol

me and the boys are gonna follow this ghastly floating light deeper into the swamp if you want to join

The year is 2426. Tim Ream has just been announced to the USMNT World Cup squad. They will play on the moon. They will not get out of their group.

taking the biggest bong hit of my life, realizing I'm way too high, and stepping out on my porch to calm down a little in the cool night air of Southern California and SHIT

Premier League Champions

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

Arsenal.

Arsenal is determined to kill me

My brother's been living/acting in LA for 16 years and this is the first show of his I've been able to make it to. What an experience. Whole cast/crew is incredible. We should all be grateful for art. Go see For Want Of A Horse! @joeystromberg.bsky.social www.echotheatercompany.com/for-want-of-...