We could have nice things.

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

precisely my thought. the president and his dumbass republican allies put these men and women into harm’s way for a political stunt and look what has happened

Gooners

Pie rankings 1. Atlantic Beach 2. Lemon Meringue Everything else.

About to spatchcock this bird

Every American should have this in their wallet:

Gueye getting a red for hitting his own teammate is the most Everton thing I've ever seen while Manchester United conceding and losing to 10 man Everton might be the most United thing I've ever seen. Incredible stuff all around.

AND I JUST CAN'T LOOK IT'S KILLING ME AND TAKING CONTROL JEALOUSY TURNING SAINTS INTO THE SEA SWIMMING THROUGH SICK LULLABIES CHOKING ON YOUR ALIBIS

can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****

evergreen

Gonna need to see the betting activity around this Newcastle/City game because Harvey Barnes what was that

I’d like to see Claire Danes play a lady for whom everything is going great and nothing worries her at all. Maybe she’s not even a lead, just the lead’s friend who lives in comfort, amusement, and delight. I think she’s earned it.

In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

Norway's locker room was electric after they all but qualified for the World Cup 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland and friends only need to avoid a nine-goal defeat in Italy and they're in, ending a 26-year tournament drought 😅

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

Kind of wild that while food assistance was withheld from millions of families, one Trump-supporting billionaire (Ellison) saw his net worth grow more this year than the entire SNAP budget. And the YTD gains of the other four richest men would’ve fully covered salaries for all 2M federal employees.

You guys, James Bond once fought a giant with a metal mouth in space. His CIA counterpart in that film was named "Holly Goodhead". He drove a Lotus Esprit underwater! I think we can bring him back from the dead.

Happy Veterans Day lmao. They did give me a 25% off coupon code, though?

Joyce Carol Reapwhatyousowts

I love that Gunn & Co. seems to consistently choose the "interesting choice" over the "safe choice." www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

Idc if it was 8 Dem Senators. The rest are covering. All of them are quislings or complicit. None of them are telling Chuck to get fucked. Primary every single one. Fuck these losers. Suburban moms are going toe to toe with jackboots. A fucking inflatable frog has more courage. @indivisible.org

I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really

Don’t fall for this shit. Primary every single one of them

chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Brilliant gambit @schumer.senate.gov

If you are in line to bully these bozos to do the right thing, stay in line. We must bully these bozos harder than these fucking feckless bozos are being bullied to do the wrong thing.

None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps

It’s not just Schumer. The Dems job is to cave, come up one vote short, get blocked by the parlementarian, mired in committee, etc It’s why large Corps, billionaires & foreign countries fund thrm. If they didn’t cave, lose, come up short the Corps/billionaires wouldn’t give them a dime.

I don't understand why House Democrats are not in the Senate trying to physically fight them. They don't have to do it themselves. Nominated a Champion. There's no incentive to vote for Dems if the only thing they're there for is to give Repubs everything they want. Fucking losers who love losing.

ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Declan Rice runs like a Great Dane

Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.

A reminder that if you are called to be part of a jury in a political prosecution you have a right to refuse to convict on the grounds the prosecution is unjust. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

You might think to yourself, "what an unbelievable unforced political error." But you have to remember the main project of the Trump administration is rooted in its hatred of the poor and minorities, who disproportionately rely on SNAP funds as a result of institutional racism.

"Better to be on a sandwich than to be hit by one."

Next man up.

My firmest belief is that life is already so incredibly hard for everyone, by default, that our primary purpose here on earth is to make it even a little bit easier for everyone else, and at the very least, not make it harder.

Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall

"Do you want Taco Bell?"

@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody." "We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."

Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas

I love the TikTok idea that Curtis Sliwa would be Night Mayor of New York like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck