Los Angeles! Get out and support weird art and small theater! Go see "For Want of a Horse"! @jamesgunn.bsky.social go see @joeystromberg.bsky.social because I'm telling you the kid is good and would make a killer John Constantine or Lucifer Morningstar www.echotheatercompany.com/for-want-of-...

If you're in LA, my brother @joeystromberg.bsky.social stars in "For Want of a Horse" running at Atwater Village Theater from April 18-May25. Written by Olivia Dufault, it has millennials, throuples, animals, dark comedy. Live theater! It covers like 99% of the Bluesky user base. Go check it out.

Trigger warning? 'For Want of a Horse' gives new meaning to the term 'animal lover'

Dear every company: STOP AUTOMATICALLY ADDING AI TO UPDATES. I don't want you to suggest text replies when I'm texting. I don't want you to suggest email responses. I don't want any of it. I want to use my brain, it's a good brain. Just STOP it. None of us want this crap.

USA takes gold + bronze in Bobsled,,, congratz Elana Meyers Taylor and Kaillie Humphries on their medals. What incredible athletes + MOTHERS. We would be no one without our moms and they go outs there proving to be some of the best,!! I can’t believe I gets to be a small part of something so big,!!

Brilliant gambit @schumer.senate.gov

A 3-legged dog is a good pet for someone who likes to avoid eye contact with strangers.

I don’t remember half of these people trying to stop Kony in 2012!

I will literally smash my car into the median to get the two-finger biker wave.

Fact check: nearly 70 percent of US money for Ukraine actually went to US defense industry to replenish the stocks of OLD stuff that went to Ukraine to use. Much of which we would have paid to destroy as their lifespan expired.

I said Happy Black History Month!!!

First attempt at a pan de mie in my new Pullman loaf pan.

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

Must read for California www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...

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"Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day today, haven't we?" "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow though." - Grant and Sherman after the disaster of the first day of Shiloh, April 1862. They won the next. Today is one of the bad days in American history. Better days will come.

This is illegal, is it not?

I sincerely hope nerd billionaires moving to Austin to be cosplay cowboys wakes everyone up just to how unserious they really are.

Zuck’s Jiu Jitsu training has shown him how to properly submit.

Guaranteed fire food (and later irritable bowels) if you see this in any small-town restaurant.

Would like to block all accounts that have used “my guy” even once in any post or comment.

Might re-enable targeted ads on YouTube TV so it learns I don’t have a cat and would rather not see litter box commercials while I eat a meal.

I followed @godpod.bsky.social and then this happened.

Millennials are the most naturally adept generation at detecting AI.

Have the extra slice of pie. Whip the cream yourself. Pour the Bailey’s you found in the back of your parents wine cooler that expired in 2019 into your decaf. Live a little.

Went to Cheesecake Factory to see the Sauron decor for myself (and my anniversary) and all it cost me was $150 and a damn good time.

Whole wheat sourdough waffles made-to-freeze after demolishing 5 pancakes from the same batter.