It's not the right economy to move. It's not the right professional climate to move. It's not the right political moment to move. But I'd give anything to be in LA by the Fourth of July.

I forgot about this place.

However loud you imagine I sing along to "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles, it's louder than that 😎

I need to find a corner of the internet where ragebait is actively suppressed, and I promise you such a platform will never be run by Meta 😬

TV shows are a scam to get you to watch fewer movies. Don't fall for it!

This upsets me and I can't get over it lol

You know what's concerning? When you've barely done anything all day and then you check your smart watch and it says you've got 40+ zone minutes. I probably shouldn't have had a cold brew 😬☕

Out of context Fantastic Four spoilers

Mmm there's something nostalgic and refreshing about the smell to a summer urinal

As someone depressed by suburbia and excited by the presence of a sidewalk, I wanted to share some feelings rattling around my head regarding modern American development and the future of our local communities.

A friend asked me if I "like a good yearn" the other day, and I couldn't get the question out of my head...

Millennial nostalgia is so strong they're even rebooting our wars

Staring contest. I'll start. (Kicks you in the leg)

I think we have too many strict laws about throwing things at people

Weight Watchers. The first arm of the surveillance state.

Cary Grant's BDSM career was short-lived, but real ones remember it 🫡🍿

Thunderbolts has the sauce. It genuinely feels... Relieving how sincerely good it is.

It's clearer and clearer to me that Inside is one of the most important albums of the decade and the movie should have been nominated for Best Picture.

Paper clips never taste the same coming out of the microwave

If the ships don't need the ports rn, we should use them for some sick skateboarding 🛹🤘

I forgot that I don't work and have to write and chase my dreams or whatever 🙄

I've never seen Field of Dreams but I've heard the quote about people ¢umming, so I'm locked in 🍿

He's never seen Shrek?

This is my second night in a row watching Bob Hope comedies. I've invented a new kind of crash out and I fear it dies with me.

Too busy being hot ❤️🔥

The world might be crumbling but at least we feel cute ✨❤️

Shut up one of my favorite movies of last year is getting a real life adaptation

Can we all please agree to not forget Sinners when award season comes around?

"I think I've seen this film before..."

Wrote my first Substack post! Contemplating who you want to be when you're removed from the context of your known world... substack.com/@thefavoring...

I'm thinking about who we are when things we take for granted disappear.

I'm thinking of using Substack to write in my unrestricted and uncensored voice and see if more than the void listens.

I daydream of neon & asphalt, of highway oddities & specialty cheeseburgers. Give me antique shops. Give me immigrant-owned small businesses. Show me art deco skyscrapers & Victorian houses. I want to guess how old your sidewalk is by how many oak roots have broken the pavement.

Gonna watch the economy crash today and catch up on White Lotus

A lot of people complain about self-checkout lanes, but none of you are burdened with my raw sexual charisma. Think of the cashiers 😞

Cartoon by Adam Zyglis

Become an urban legend. Make your enemies afraid to poop alone.

Sorry can't post as much its sunny outside ☀️

RIP Nathaniel Hawthorne, you would've hated 2025 busy body comment sections

Movie pitch: An ex spy & a blackmarket munitions expert who used to work together back in the day discover that their daughters have become high school BFFs & decide to tail the class trip to Europe -- a pair of stealth chaperones.

I had a dream last night about being really attractive in my early 30s and going on make out dates, so I guess my self-esteem is at a better place than I would have guessed

So the soundtrack for Novacaine was lifted out of my playlists? I like it 🤘

Hey so... I just finished a complete draft of the screenplay I've been working on 👀🔥

My wife made the mistake of showing me cute baby videos but now my reaction expressions have her plotting to use me as a piece of meat until she's a mother. O no 👀

I need at least one social media platform where I express how I'm a bit of a slut and I think few enough ppl interact with me here that this could work 🤔

Why do cinnamon rolls have so much sexual charisma?

Modern life isn't Vaudevillian enough

Sometimes for a little hopecore in Google where the Tesla stock is at 😇😈

It's as though NOTHING gets a PG rating these days 😒

The current administration has federal departments removing history but sure, being fact-checked on social media was censorship 🙄