fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me thrice oh my god enough! why do you hate me! stop!!

I just want everyone to step back and realize how often it's a trans woman getting bullied off social media.

Hey, if you're looking for a new hobby -- especially one that's analog -- my brilliant friend @badasscrossstitch.bsky.social is hosting a learn to embroider on Zoom this weekend www.eventbrite.com/e/1977418083...

The first two hours this morning

"Hope you had a restful break!" we all frantically type, trying to vaguely remember what exactly our jobs are.

4 days into the new year almost feels like a record for everyone’s brains breaking

genuinely have no idea how i'm going to get through this week. i know it got out that i almost quit my job and if the owners heard i'm in for literally months of reprisals

My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing

"I don't get the Italian brainrot meme, it's so stupid, what's the point--" Charlie the Unicorn. ASDFmovie. Badger badger badger. Gen Alpha is just doing what we did at their age. Now and always, people are people.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

The Trump War Room

Howling: New Moon Rising (1995)

Happy 33rd birthday to Deep Space Nine :) :) :)

@notthebees.bsky.social "howling 7 is worse than love on a leash"

Want to see what MAGA is thinking right now?

I made a playlist

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Funny how the question "how will we pay for this?" is never applied to the military or to starting a new war. If it helps people, we have to justify the expense. If it causes pain and destruction, it's all fine.

I know I’m probably just a foolish Luddite, but I am pretty sure we can do without plagiarism and misinformation machines that generate horrible sex crimes for the amusement of rape aficionados.

i never actually finished Supernatural, i fell off i think around the time they brought back Mary Winchester. so i've been thinking about restarting it. have also been thinking about True Blood but the last time i tried to rewatch it was too cringey

it's a massive failure of our society that we have allowed companies to distance themselves from the horrible things said by their AI, which has been created to represent them. if your AI says it, it should be equivalent to a live human person making the same statement, and treated accordingly

At this point, if you're still posting on Twitter, I assume you're okay with Nazis and pedophiles. I don't want to hear arguments about a larger audience, more followers, or greater reach. If I walk into a room and see a fuckton of Nazis in it, I turn around and walk out. I don't pull up a chair.

sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful

I left Twitter the day of the "Salute." I had over 40K followers. I lost a pretty big platform to promote my trainings and advocacy work. But you could not pay me to go back there. Brands and governments who still use it should be loudly and persistently shamed for it.

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

Genuinely, don't sleep on that. It seems like a joke but this year was shit. The fact you're still here is because you're a winner.

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

A message for you all to carry through the year

My big accomplishment in 2025 (creatively) was DASH PLATYPUS, an epic pulp adventure about a cowardly monotreme who gets zapped and becomes fearless-to-the-point-of foolishness! It's on my Patreon, why not subscribe? www.patreon.com/c/phantasmic...

Another thing that exists now and that I will be hyping in 2026 is my website, where you can see all my comics and suchlike in one place: prankster36.wixsite.com/phantasmic-t...

Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick

annual tradition of watching wookie joi

An illustration by Rama Duwaji, First Lady of New York City. www.ramaduwaji.com/illustration...

Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.

Im DEAD!!!!! 💀😭🤣🤣🤣

happy birthday to horses

kissing someone at midnight is tired. who wants to wack me with a mallet

2000+ years that have all sucked, sure, let's have another one

somebody tell me i dont have the right face shape for buffy's late season 6 bob with the flippy ends and wouldnt have patience for the styling

This is the single greatest piece of rock art in human history

mediocre bookkeeper at an arcade with a crime scene in the basement. would be a significant career upgrade tbh

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Dec 31st - The night of Sue's big New Years Eve show 📽️📅 The Substance (2024)

the most unrealistic part of Buffy S6e15 As You Were is that Xander and Anya are getting married in a week and still havent decided if they're booking a photographer when that's like.... the second thing you have to book. their timeline is insane and its making me itchy.

having a hard time making myself get out of bed because nothing i do matters anyways

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy

365/365

FIC: Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death (fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the organizer of the annual Lottery as described by Shirley Jackson)