Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes today because I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership

Xenophanes said that #God was definitely a sphere and I feel like we haven’t fully explored that yet

"Elon Musk is a white supremacist" is an objectively 100% true statement that most mainstream outlets wouldn't allow to be said without hedging or qualification even in an opinion piece.

People to my relatives upon hearing (eventually) of my passing: May his memory be a warning

White people wearing “Fuck Ice” shirts in double plus swanky Highland Park post-church brunch joints with dress codes if you’re wondering where public opinion is in #dallas rn

🎶And if you threw a party/invited everyone you knew/you would notice I was off in the bathroom/snorting coke off a toilet seat🎶 #maha

This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.

BRB "repealing the scientific finding" that objects attract each other in direct proportion to the product of their mass so I can fly. Later terrestrial losers

The Trump administration is incarcerating migrant girls in, essentially, a forced pregnancy camp.

Maybe, and this is me going out on a limb perhaps, teams shouldn't be entering into deals with 13-year-olds

Until now, I don't think I ever heard the term "#agitators" used by someone who wasn't an overt segregationist. Also now.

Y'all guys have gotta check out Variations on Little Red Riding Hood here crowname.com/crow-name-is...

Has anyone read or seen anything ab out what's happening to all the property left behind by the immigrants ICE is snatching and deporting?

If anything, you haven't been a temptress long enough

Credit where fucking due Thomas massie

Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.

What's happening in the NY juvenile justice system right now is a SCANDAL? Atrocious. The young people trapped in the system need a robust organizing campaign to address all of the issues.

My colleague got into Trump's sprawling family detention camp, which is full of toddlers, kids, & teens. - Kids have cut themselves or talked about suicide -There's worms & mold in food -300 kids have been held for 30+ days, far longer court settlement allows www.propublica.org/article/life...

A rainbow, a family portrait, a heart. These are the drawings found in handwritten letters we received from children detained at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center:

NEW: ProPublica went inside the detention center for immigrant families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of what comes next.

Is everyone in the biathlon bi?

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

“Nobody understood a word that guy was saying” unless, hear me out, they speak Spanish

I nominate Couchvancer

I don’t care what anyone says, Garfield was funny.

Not really sure how you could reasonably deny that America is stolen land.

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

This story should be amplified everywhere. Anyone with a heart will be moved by it, so share it across platforms & tell friends. We must speak out & fight like h'll to protect our neighbors from the ICE thugs that have infected our communities. www.instagram.com/reel/DUUBgsZ...

2 weeks ago, the El Paso Medical Examiner ruled the death of a Cuban ICE detainee a homicide. This time, when a 32-year-old Nicaraguan man died, ICE bypassed the county medical examiner in favor of a military facility. They won’t publicly release a ruling. www.texastribune.org/2026/02/03/t...

It's weird that she thought people get to sleep in jail

“The 32-page document reveals that 94% of those killed were not gang members. Among them were evangelical pastors, union leaders, taxi drivers, and four minors, including a newborn. This figure triples the 153 deaths in state custody reported by the organization Cristosal in 2023.“

Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets

“All of a sudden,” Clayton Kelly said, a federal agent “started running toward me, pointing and yelling, ‘That’s him. Get him.’”

Suddenly today’s panagram just hit me #spellingbee

Here's a thread about #ICELawlessness that I hope you'll consider amplifying. When people see what's happening, it does make a difference! For example, Liam Ramos(the 5 year old with the bunny hat) & his father have been released. It includes ways for you to help. Call Congress: 202-224-3121.

I'm sorry I recorded our sexual encounter on a cassette and played it back to you in a Teddy Ruxpin

straight up Gestapo shit

When is a ceasefire not a ceasefire? Ludicrous term to keep using.

Not to be a #downer or whatever, but rainbows are frowns

Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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WHY DON’T THESE WEALTHY MFERS KNOW HOW TO SPELL OR TYPE

we should demilitarize more zones

There are 3,800 kids in ICE custody.

This was a premeditated murder, motivated by cruelty and racism. Abolish ICE www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/u...

I’ll stalk you but like in a celery way

Happy melting day to those who celebrate