i guess drinking formaldehyde will help you live forever in a way

America already has a warning track, it's called North Dakota 😤

The Coriolis Effect would hit the advanced metric community like porn hitting the internet. @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com @chaoskat.bsky.social

Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

I’m sorry what

doesn't matter if he does or doesn't, but also, seems like he in fact does

A Guatemalan immigrant held at Camp East Montana here in El Paso has died. He had been held at the facility since September. At least 25 migrants have died in ICE detention this year.

today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.

It's vile to kill people with no actual legal justification and also vile to joke about killing those people.

Cannot believe the guy who played the creature in Frankenstein was nominated for best **supporting** actor? For crying out loud, the whole movie is named after him, Frankenstein, the creature!

Hello, ibuprofen, my old friend I walked too far today again *shakes bottle like maracas*

Handing TSA a tarot card

there is no path forward without denazification of the United States government

On it

As a compromise we should be allowed to watch the movie on our phones in the theater

"From a basketball perspective, there are too many men on the field, the ball is the wrong shape, nobody is shooting well at all, they're on a field instead of a co-"

What do #terfs say about trans men?

A horrifying CNN investigation reveals how Israel buried hundreds of starving Palestinians some of them alive using bulldozers and unmarked graves.

The administration's animating principle is causing death

WHAT IS CHARGE? ME EAT SUCCULENT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE?

Does it hurt to get shot with a gun? The HHS has issued new guidance that it actually hurts more not getting shot with a gun. Health watchdogs warn that promoting getting shot with a gun will make more people get hurt from bullets, though the actual science is disputed by some researchers

I do think there is a very good short film to be made where puppets discuss the nature of free will with unconcealed puppeteers

In the muppets universe do you think there is one muppet who is regarded as a dangerous conspiracy theorist for yelling about how everyone is being secretly controlled by a hand inside them The other muppets think this is a metaphor, and he's like "no it's a literal hand inside you! Inside you all"

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

Pete Hegseth now takes requests for murdering people.

Pete Hegseth is a sadistic serial killer.

This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves

It remains slightly troubling to me that the wealthiest man in the world and the commander in chief of the world's largest military are overt white supremacists

i'd go even further and say there is a reason even nixon kept this kind of stuff to himself. you would have to go back quite a bit to find a point at which is acceptable for a president to say anything like this *in public*, to say nothing of in the oval office.

My spotify wrap says that I enjoy music and am good in bed.

Every reason not to do this is out there. Every reasonable person is begging these people not to do this shit. They're just doing it anyway. One day they will say nobody could have seen it coming, but right now they are stubbornly ignoring all the people that see it coming. Insanity.

Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.

Rich Lowry is a bigoted piece of shit whose existence makes America a worse place. He's vapid patrician gentility used to mask gutter racism. He's a Brooks Brothers pocket square used to wipe Nick Fuentes' ass.

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.

George Will: “Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal without a war.”

If you went back to Nixon you could find a President who had the same beliefs about racial equality. But you’d have to go back to Jackson or so to find someone with the same active hatred of non-white people

Yes I have sex for frisbees. Jesus, god forbid anyone work for something

I can’t promise that this is the first time a Canadian publisher of a beloved children’s book series has publicly condemned the bloodthirsty US secretary of defense’s use of its imagery to smirkingly defend heinous war crimes. I mean who can say.

The first strike was also a war crime

The manual uses double tapping a shipwreck as the example of an illegal order because the authors wanted as little disobedience as possible and wanted to pick something they didn’t think anyone would ever be asked to do

Hitting the boat twice is like when the professor wants to make the hypo about something other than whether a war crime occurred and focus you on another issue

Fuck the admiral too though

Steven Thrasher and Afeef Nessouli's research on the global impact of Trump’s anti-LGBTQ policies and the gutting of foreign aid confirms that the result is tragedy, intensified suffering, and avoidable deaths. #mustread theintercept.com/2025/12/01/w...

I’ve decided this is a christmas album bc it feels like wearing a red & white sweater in a macys in december circa 2004

Let me make this crystal clear, the guy who robbed the bank on his own initiative and not on my direction is a hero and I stand beside him in every sense that does not incur criminal liability

18.3.2.1

Is there anything braver than dropping munitions on two guys clinging to a piece of floating wreckage?

I’ve named my fists Kibbles n’ Bits because Oh Boy who wants to get them some