Me when I get a new follower

h/t @bullheadpsalms.bsky.social #TarotSky #OccultSky #WitchSky

stole this off reddit for the very niche group of you who will enjoy it as much as I did

On Monday 9th February we aren't just running the First Ultimate Geek Quiz - we're also holding a raffle! We just had too many prizes for one quiz, so now you can spend £2 a ticket and get a chance at some further goodies. (George)

when i say i’m hauntingly beautiful it just means i’m so pale you can see my skeleton

Super Magritte Bros.

Santa Claus Pikachu at the Shibuya Pokemon Center in Tokyo

For the first time ever I made it through the gauntlet of Whamageddon unscathed. Just made a donation to Terrence Higgins Trust as I know George Michael was a big supporter of this charity during his life. Merry Christmas! 🎄 tht.org.uk/scotland

“In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there's something stronger – something better, pushing right back.” Albert Camus.

It is the winter solstice tomorrow (in the northern hemisphere) this is your reminder that English Heritage live stream the sun rising over Stonehenge on their YouTube channel from 7.30am tomorrow morning. www.youtube.com/live/FEnQmoc...

I've done a wee video talking about us and some of the things we have planned for next year. youtu.be/2x-jM6SOodk

Right, we’re doing a thing. Monday 9th Feb our first Geek Quiz. Grab some mates. Dust off your niche geek knowledge, Come be part of something we’re building. Have some fun, Money raised will help us run storytelling sessions for charities. Tickets link. events.humanitix.com/the-ultimate...

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

Share a Witch with good style. 🧙🏻‍♀️ 👗

because Jurassic Park is trans rep

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.

George's Christmas Jukebox Advent Calendar A daft thread where I will post a Christmas song every day until Christmas Day. Hopefully drawing attention to some different songs than the 12 that get endlessly repeated on UK radio - or at least interesting covers/variants thereof. #christmas

The post and the blocked quote post.

1975) Walkinghutbot. The ideal mobile dwelling for a little Covenbot who needs to creep through forests in Eastern Europe.

If you see this quote with a vampire that isn't dracula

I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse

if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees

944) Covenbots. Double, double toil and troublebots. Witchbots three who meet to places hexes, sow curses and generally get up to witchy mischief. Cauldronbot is a repurposed prototype Brewbot. Frogbot not included (but they can turn another robot into one anyway). #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

If you see this, quote repost with a GIF of the first anime you remember watching as a kid

So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight

Me trying to enjoy my social media bubble

As of today I've been going out with @gquail.bsky.social for exactly half of my life xxx

I've read Queer As Folklore and found it hugely entertaining and informative. Would highly recommend!

We'd be a more successful species if women consumed the man's body after sex.

Solo holidays are great and I'm honestly having a blast. Fun fact: I'm the same age as Shirley Valentine. 🏖

At the airport, about to go on a wee solo trip to Gran Canaria while @gquail.bsky.social is at Warhammer World. Oscillating between excited and anxious. Never done anything like this before or spent this much time apart in 21 years. Sure I'll be fine but having a smol crisis of faith! ✈️

🧀Some (very Friday in August) polling. Does your favourite cheese affect how you vote? Reform have huge leads with fans of Stilton & Cheddar, but also people who don't eat cheese at all. Labour dominates among Feta fans. Tories best result is Brie & Greens with Camembert.

I've been thinking a lot about this post since I read it a couple of days ago. Broadly speaking, left/centre voters believe Brexit followed by Covid are the points where "everything went wrong". But if you're right wing, you think Blair's election was much worth for the path of Britain. 1/x

Here is a video of viennetta being made in the factory set to darude's sandstorm to emphasise what they took from us. How much we lost. 🙏

Why I 🧡 the web. drawafish.com Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟

My Bluesky patter in a nutshell

I defy anyone over the age of 40 not to imagine themselves in a Queen music video when doing the hoovering.

Ten writers by whom I've read more than five books: Terry Pratchett Ben Aaronovitch Douglas Adams Sue Townsend Ira Levin Agatha Christie Grant Morrison Kurt Vonnegut Alan Moore Shirley Jackson

I regularly buy a dozen bottles of Badger Ale and 2 packs of mushrooms at my local supermarket. I put them on the conveyor belt in that order hoping the cashier will burst into song as they put them through the till, but they never do.

With The Sandman returning to Netflix, the reality is you can't separate this art from the artist, thanks to Neil Gaiman's abuse allegations.

Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.

We're back! New episode drops on Monday 😱 #ttrpg #dndpodcast #ttrpgfamily #ttrpgpodcast

"You see, these Spice Girls, they challenged this man and said that if he wanted to be their lover they would have to get with their friends and....and....men have been under....this pressure....now.....since 1996. And I'm sad for them"

✈️ THE HIGH LIFE RETURNS ✈️ After a 30-year delay in the departure lounge, The High Life returns in a new musical spectacular featuring all four original cast members - Alan Cumming, Forbes Masson, Siobhan Redmond and Patrick Ryecart 🧑‍✈️👨‍✈️👩‍✈🧑‍✈️ 🛬 Landing in Spring 2026 – Still Living It!

i'm sorry, i do just kind of think you're a bad person if you value human lives differently based on where they were born.

I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE