Wanna see a really tiny damp cardboard box of grot mags? Course you do.

Hell if I know. It's a Finnish slang term that means "comma-fucker" meaning the type of nitpicker who gets off by pointing out minor mistakes.

it’s all i’ve got

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

I have seen this fucking article endlessly rewritten over the last fucking decade and I don't know how to explain to mainstream media that yes people tend to select partners who agree with them on issues like "should gay people marry" and "do the foreign hordes secretly wish to kill us"

Auld Lang Syne @robotswithcoffee.bsky.social #robotswithcoffee

Starmer has X-Pac heat.

I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were: MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles) Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna) MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls) MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)

Waiting for 2025 to end

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

"Trans ideology" just boils down to "I want to get these Aeldari painted this weekend", and possibly "I would love one, if you're making one yourself"

bringin this one back

TWO DAYS UNTIL WE CAN SAY GOODBYE TO THIS CUNT OF A YEAR. Join me for a 1000% free night in. We're talking cocktails, good outfit, a QUIZ and I will tell you the story of the worst NYE gig I've ever had: the time I got booked by the freemasons. 9pm GMT.

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/

Large rooftop blaze in the Merchant City tonight. www.facebook.com/reel/1930428...

Gladiators is on TV. I suppose East 17 are number one as well? Maybe Father Christmas has brought me a Megazord?

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

Yeah, no thanks. Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.

Christmas-themed Transformers stories are surprisingly rare — but 'The Greatest Gift of All' has always stood out to me. I’ve written about why this short Marvel UK strip still resonates --> tfsource.com/blog/2025/12... Would love to know if this story means as much to others. Merry Christmas 🎄

The world is very stressful. Get the expensive vibrator.

My full page comic for the @prospectmagazine.co.uk Christmas issue. With sincere apologies.

My daft little advent calendar of weird and wonderful Christmas songs nears it conclusion

I really thought this one was interesting enough for someone to believe, "Yep, people will read this," but obviously I'm biased. In any case, I did a huge amount of work on it and I wanted a small part of it to see the light of day. The link above ($2 subscription, sorry) takes you to it.

I'm watching The Wrong Trousers and it's bonkers to watch it now, since a provincial museum in the north of England in an animation from 1993 has better security than the Louvre.

"Little but Fierce", the kid-friendly rewrite of D&D 5E, is finally getting an illustrated hardback release, including 11 classes and a boatload of extra content! Follow the pre-launch page now: www.kickstarter.com/projects/dcb...

UK advert for the Transformers: The Movie soundtrack and its Limited Edition Single release of The Touch by Stan Bush on a Superion? Picture Disc TFRaw.com

Scrungaloids is coming out in 12 days, and the STLs will come with a version 1 of the skirmish game of the same name Lexie and I wrote this year. I'm incredibly proud of it mechanically and I want to talk about why.

This is a short but brilliant game and I hope @museofpvd.bsky.social and co enjoy it

Merry Christmas to the two high vis clad lads sitting in their work van, blasting Wonderful Christmas time & passing a whole huge panettone back & forth, taking bites out of it as if it was a big burger

Looks like Hot Rod wasn't the only Transformer to pay a visit to Hamley's in 1987. Behold Galvatron!👮🤖 TFRaw.com

Do you think this is gonna be like when a coconut falls on a sitcom character’s head and he’s suddenly gonna be a feminist

delighted to announce my new netflix special, "sixty seven minutes of underwhelming thoughts about how someone was once mean to me, a millionaire, on the internet"

My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

George Fact! This was the first ever Transformer toy I owned, a gift from my Great Aunt Anna. Alas the front half of the missile is long lost but the rest of him is still extant

pitching a spinoff of 'Dancing With The Stars', where the famous people are all long dead historical figures we dig up and pair with living contestants. I'm calling it, 'Necrodancer'.

1980: Smash Hits Volume 45, page 18 Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-1980-08-21#page/n17

Contributor CJ Shearwood examines how the UK wargaming landscape has transformed in recent decades, and the clear connections to austerity politics.

Does Coca-Cola make your country’s favourite drink?

@javabat.bsky.social deep breaths DEEP BREATHS

This was an absolutely glorious moment in the IMAX. One of the few times I really felt the film being shown in that format really added something. I was exactly the person for a Tron 3 - i was raging a proposed sequel died more due to John Carter than Tron Legacy - but then (waves in Jared Leto)

For generations people “cut off” parents by moving away and mailing them a card once a year. Travel and long distance phone calls were expensive; distance effectively cut people off w/o being so explicit. The difference now is that communication is cheap so cutting them off requires being explicit.

i know recently there's been a push to point out that when Fukuyama talked about "the end of history" he didn't mean it the way people have generally interpreted it. i think this is a sign that we should just go back to calling him a dummy.

And somehow he looks BETTER at 80 than he did at 40. Whatever his secret is, I want in on that.

Drew a fucking massive transformer for the Battersea power station shop.