Release the unredacted #epsteinfiles

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” --- Bill Watterson, #cartoonist, 7/5/1958 - . #quotes #quotations #cartoons #birthdays

Due to the nature of the current administration, independence day has been moved to November this year. Thank you.

There is still time #jax #tadc #transfemjax #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #fanart

Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries

I love nature because it is so honest. It never deceives me. It never jokes. (Henry David Thoreau)

Sports announcer talking about an athlete: HE'S 280 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCLE Me: my god he has no bones at all

I love yogurt! I love oatmeal! I love pleading with dead gods! I would’ve done so well as a medieval peasant

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

existing just to freak people out

I feel really good, I honestly can't remember the last time I could say that

sorry i emotionally imprinted on you like a baby goose

Bottomless breadsticks implies the existence of topless breadsticks and now I'm hungry AND horny at this Olive Garden.

My dog ate a bunch of my Scrabble tiles so I left him at the vets, knowing full well his next bowel movement could spell disaster.

Morning.

we're here to find out just how quirked up a white boy can get

What in the name of Beetlejuice ARE these things? They're zebra morphs of 'squat lobsters', likely in genus Allogalathea. They're not true lobsters & are more closely related to hermit crabs. Now which one is white with black stripes & which is black with white stripes? (📷: hoopderscotch)

A WWF report revealed that global wildlife plummeted 50% between 1970 and 2010 due to unsustainable human consumption, with freshwater ecosystems suffering the most catastrophic population losses. Source: WWF

explaining to the mcdonalds cashier that i'm not paying because i'm following the tenants of hamburglarism

The entire Epstein regime needs to be removed, held accountable, and sentenced to life in prison.

sucking on her nuts in a manner most blasphemous in the eyes of Christ

This goober

Hey I'm starting to re-materialize!!! Hi!!!

I adopted a cat named Victoria this week, she is a precious bean

letting people misunderstand me on purpose

"Goodnight moon" #synthart

Just adopted a cat named Victoria

Starting to take care of my body again

Welp my therapist was right again, the people in my life don't take me seriously at all

“if they don’t have any friends that is a red flag.” ok, but, i have CPTSD and i self-isolate on purpose. i do it intentionally because i am terrified of unpredictable behaviors that people can exhibit. i can predict what i am going to do. hope this helps and stop spreading this false message.

hahahahahahaha HOW IS IT NOT DEAD

Good morning and welcome to Fish For Tea Friday You do not need to have everything figured out today. Just begin where you are, with what you have. *I will begin with breakfast number 1 ❤️

Eject me from this suffering

I always feel better after talking to my partners

Me, flirting: heyyyy im not a danger to myself OR others

I am not heard by anyone in my life

The way my atoms are vibrating feels like nails on a chalkboard and I just want it to end

thinking of the time i successfully appealed a reddit ban for commenting 'Jesse waters deserves to be unalived' by saying 'stop booing me I'm right'

a thing i have a hard time with is i look around and it seems like other people are Living more than i am and i have no earthly idea how to fix that

Fun seems wrong now