Edelgard is so gay that she constantly has another woman's arm inside her

Yeah I don't feel like enough gets said about how "pivot to video" is really about "pivot to centralized platforms," it's not like anyone's saying to send out mp4s via RSS, it's all just another front in the project to dismantle podcasting's original decentralized model

demonology as a concept is cisnormative, transphobic, and prejudiced.

mammoth tanks, tesla coils, and migs >>>>

Shout out to A24 for building its reputation off of incredibly talented filmmakers, having a great marketing team to convince people that it was A24 that was making the films they were distributing and then absolutely selling those filmmakers out to get in on the worst thing possible for filmmakers.

YOU CAN'T JUST HELP PEOPLE-- Sure you can. BUT PEOPLE MIGHT ABUSE THE HELP-- Sure. BUT THAT'S WRONG-- Who cares. BUT WHAT IF THEY WERE LYING-- So what. BUT THEY DIDN'T EARN- Money is made up. BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR- So what, you want to stop helping people because a few people might abuse it? Fuck off.

… 10 bags of compost fits into my Mini. And doesn’t even stress the suspension if I stack them correctly. Cybertrucks can’t even pass the basic IKEA/Lowe’s test — you can’t put a boxed Billy bookcase in the cargo, or a 2x4x8. (And while my Mini can’t carry a 2x4, it can carry a Billy.)

Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ Carpathian gay reply guys ☆ aceflux intersex bi-asexual women ☆ rich demisexual pangender muppets ☆ femme juggalos ☆ Inuit sapiosexual people living in diaspora ☆ multigender people

are holodecks sound proof

The co-founder of Ubisoft died in a tragic accident and the NYT somehow feels the need to spend a lengthy paragraph of the obituary debating whether having a black main character for a recent game was "DEI". Incredible work.

Happy Father’s Day to all the papas out there. May you be as joyful as my father looks with two starlings perched upon his head. Miss you, Dad. ❤️

Trump on the Reflecting Pool: "It's very strong. You couldn't, if you had a knife — I don't want to give anybody ideas — if you had a knife, you can't even cut it. So strong, so powerful."

An employee within Delaney Hall in Newark, New Jersey shouts taunts at protesters. The man called one woman “sexy red,” and yelled “come here girlfriend.” The protester later told me “if they’re willing to shout that at me from behind the gate, imagine how much worse it is in there.”

At its absolute core, Palantir’s entire business model is selling a ridiculously overpriced object-relational mapping (ORM) wrapper built to sit on top of open-source technology. If you strip away the sleek, dark-mode sci-fi interfaces, the stack is just a towering inferno of architectural debt.

How Do They Rise Up, indeed I love Vimes’ perspective here - he doesn’t think in terms of heroic sacrifice and glory, he thinks of how unnecessary that sacrifice was not because the men who died weren’t heroic but because they shouldn’t have had to die

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

On Tuesday, the Trump administration quietly erased the word "minority" from a rule meant to protect & support minority-owned banks Now, a Black-owned bank might not qualify as "minority-owned," while "socially disadvantaged" whites can open minority-owned institutions

If you say “cope” your ableism is showing THE END

well, that’s fucking disgusting. gross. and they gave him the x-men. depressing. gross and depressing.

A mailing address and a **stable** email and phone should be public goods if the state is going to require them to exist as a human being

Justices Gorsuch, Sotomayor, and Jackson concur in Hunter v. US to get pretty close to saying that plea bargaining is unconstitutional. Worth a read.

I made a joke about James Bond on Instagram the other day, and this is what AI has generated since then. Obviously, there’s literally nothing true about this, and it is fucking hilarious. As a certified AI hater, I LOVE when it gets it things so incredibly wrong.

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

*beating table* MORE FROGS MORE FROGS MORE FROGS MORE FROGS

If someone chooses to live in a smaller home in the inner city in part to avoid a long commute, they generally don’t pressure society to build them a bigger house with more stuff. So if you choose a bigger stuff-filled house in the suburbs, don’t expect society to build you a fast car commute.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars The Be Sharps!

My mayor's Muslim My bagel's Jewish The NYPD costs New Yorkers at least $29 million a day Knicks in five

my four favorite things: chicago, homosexuality, Pikachu in a lil suit, and dinosaurs

Ness is a metaphor for 9/11 though.

Welp, if we're getting nuked I hope I have enough time to find a nice, solid concrete wall so I can leave a silhouette that looks like I'm jorking it. The shitpost at the end of the world.

Liberals would rather do Paizuri than go to therapy

"Ben owns a farm. He employs 100 workers. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10% productivity gain. Ben fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000% productivity gain..."

When utilized in literature review, LLMs consistently 1. fail to mention female authors in female-led literatures, 2. insist that men are more influential or more heavily cited when this is contradicted by objective citation counts, and 3. attribute women’s work to hallucinated male scholars.

RFK says I’ll never write a poem but check this out There once was an old man named Kennedy Who had the most unsettling energy He worked out in jeans While he ate raccoon spleens And had a brainworm as a frenemy

THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI

Happy St. Patrick’s day!! 🍀🍀🍀

Cannot be seen. Cannot be smelled. Doesn't put alt text on its images.

A lot of the “kids online safety” proponents actually are anti-LGBTQ extremists and fundamentalists who want kids to have less freedom and don’t care if that actually makes them tremendously less safe too

Actually she sent a letter February 25th demanding care resume, with a deadline of March 11th, promising further action if they don't. Today's date is June 13th. Has care resumed? Has further action been taken? Is she gonna send a letter to Mamdani's clinic too?

vulcans gone illogical spring break 2

re: fox roku acquisition an apple tv is one of the best investments you can make for any tv setup and is still the only tv streaming box you can pickup that doesn't have ads anywhere on the homescreen/remote

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it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

a worker on the scaffolding turns around and a spotlight finds him. it's lin-manuel miranda! he begins to rap about john f kennedy. we've been had

"invite your friends and family to bluesky" I'd rather die thanks

erin reed occasionally breaks stories but making everyone freak out is so much her bread and butter that i ignore all her posts and wait for someone else who is capable of covering them less breathlessly explains whatever she got wrong this time