We live in a world in which its entirely possible that Iran negotiations failed because people involved bet the under.

"What do you mean a punt return doesn't count as a defensive anytime TD" ass house rules, but for the end of the world

They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

[rocky top intensifies]

It doesn't get much more dystopian than this

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

so it took what, six hours for this war to include a crime against humanity? maybe less?

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

THEY’RE GOING TO STEAL THE ELECTION. In case you didn’t know already.

NEW VIDEO: Why are sports owners suddenly so comfortable losing? Some blame tanking, some blame analytics. But an answer increasingly is private equity. www.youtube.com/watch?v=taaj...

Tax billionaires out of existence.

is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?

This guy gets it.

Nick Shirley: “30 voters registered at a California UPS store!” 🤔 Paul Mitchell: um, people live above it. Look up, bro. 🙃 As usual this dude’s *reporting* is full of holes

@joshshapiropa.bsky.social could you point me towards comments about your feelings towards children being put in chokeholds by Quakertown officials for peacefully protesting? Also interested in their response by putting five in jail over the weekend. I hope you are motivated to get them out tomorrow

This one hits hard.

"And we will totally, gracefully, not eat you or use that wasteful Human energy to power the clankers".

Please stop telling me how these guys are geniuses when every interview with them sounds like a 12-year-old who was held back a grade.

america is all about starving cuba and killing 1 million arabs annually and giving 10 trillion dollars to israel and if you complain about that you’ll be put in a concentration camp

“Trump illegally stole $1700 from you” is a pretty great message, I can’t wait to see how Schumer fucks it up.

Yes! And it can't come soon enough!

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

if you're interested in context, DHS has posted a longer clip www.instagram.com/reels/DUy_Bv...

“I’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” 😕🇺🇸💔 (From @crindivisible.bsky.social )

Another reason to hate the Lakers 🤬🤬🤬

Let's do it and see. Bring it on. The biggest threat we've ever faced is squatting and shitting in the White House NOW.

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."

“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”

Pam Bondi testified to Congress the right way. by Ezra Klein

NEW: “CBS Evening News” producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note: Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”

VJ Edgecombe just walked by wearing a shirt of a Tyrese Maxey SLAM cover. 10 seconds later, Tyrese Maxey walked by wearing a shirt of a VJ Edgecombe SLAM cover.

These subhuman freaks are utterly unable to handle dissent and activism. Keep doing it.

This was from October and boy does it feel like the stakes have increased since then. Looking forward to this.

BONUS For this week's #ThursdayFilmRec 🗃️🎥🍿🎬 #HATM Watch or (Rewatch) the hilarious mockumentary "A Mighty Wind" (2003) - Dir. Christopher Guest. Available on Netflix www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujUe...

Good Q @SarahKSilvermam

Victor Wembanyama on the Spurs' decision to stand pat at this year's NBA trade deadline: “What I love is that the front office trusts these guys just like I do." www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...

IT'S COMING ... FASCISM IS IN CONTROL ... JUST LIKE PUTIN ... tRUMPSTEIN WILL GIVE HIMSELF 95% OF OUR VOTES ... 🤬🤬🤬 SO WHAT'S THE PLAN???

PSA for the US branch of F1 Sky - The F1 TV x Apple TV log-in link is active now and it was easy to do. It's access to the full suite of F1 TV Premium with it. I already had an F1 account which is the only other thing required to make the access happen f1tv.formula1.com

Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?

"It's not sexist. Roger Ailes used to tell us that." 😭

whatever it is no one wants it

Lol they suspended dril, great work to the morons running this place

“Imagine if we had to follow the law”

holy shit