I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.

Wake up babe it’s time for James Franklin overtime game management

All the best TV shows are a little contrived. Bad TV is overly contrived, but you need a little of it. That’s what makes college football the best. There is just enough stupid. Who knows what could happen. Every team is at least partially dumb. You can’t escape it. They are 18-22 year olds. Perfect

Europe’s fit has amazing dad energy. Pure 90s.

We keep to the old ways here

There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

Telemelt 2 is a networked multi-system browser emulator designed to recreate the experience of playing console games with a single controller in a room full of friends. We worked hard to make the shared experience we wanted to use.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

everytime ppl are like "give ndian food tips" this is the go to. nothing anyone teaches you will elevate your game faster with less effort than going out and getting yourself a bottle of ginger garlic paste

This is GHOULISH and reprehensible. Good grief.

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

Bill Belichick thinks 48-14 is unacceptable. Lucky for him the teams didn’t score one more touchdown each because 55-21 would be a healthy adult relationship.

If you’ve ever compared unvaccinated kids to vaccinated kids, you’ve seen the former are more likely to die.

Someone please kill me right now.

This is not dating at all, so it is not common; it is impossible. It is gaming. Which is fine, but nobody wants you to believe they are "dating" Wario just because when they push the buttons, he does stuff, which makes it a RELATIONSHIP.

People who were born the day Appalachian State beat Michigan are turning 18 today. 🎂

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

I let out several different audible “NO”s during this video incredible stuff, you gotta watch the whole thing

Michelle Obama: "please I'm begging you feed kids just one (1) vegetable" RFK: "some children deserve to die. there's a healthy way to eat deep fried burgers" Media: "these are the same, to me"

living on a prayer was as old to me as a freshman as mr brightside is to today's freshmen, i take no pleasure in reporting this

ME: Okay, quick, let’s switch over to LSU-Clemson YTTV: Which channel? ME: What? YTTV: Which ABC channel do you want to watch it on? ME: Uh, the local one I guess YTTV: Ok, cool ME: … YTTV: Join Live, Replay From Beginning, or Catch Up Through Key Plays? ME: Jesus Christ

STREAMYARD: streamyard.com/watch/N8svYh... TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/EDSBS LINKEDIN: www.linkedin.com/events/73677...

That poor lens

<miscommunication on a passing play> 2025: woah, that was weird haha freshman qb what ya gonna do 2024: THIS IS DEEPLY, DEEPLY BROKEN

My god

You are not persuading the text pipeline! You are stumbling on to a mathematical vector in which you are causing the word delivery mechanism to replicate sequences other people typed up in which they are persuaded and that OpenAI likely stole without permission!

College football isn’t for being a fan of a team, it’s for hating several teams for inscrutable reasons

Michigan 🤝 Ohio State $20 mil for a natty

The joy we felt when after hearing repeatedly to not expect anything sooner than 18 months when we were told they'd be rolling something out before the end of the year. The absolute testament to the power and ingenuity of the American system of science. Moon landing level stuff, and now erased.

I want to do a 🧵 about the Sidney Sweeney thing, because it's *extremely* revealing & educational. First, to be clear: I could not give less of a shit about the details -- the ad, the rhetoric, the jeans, her boobs, whatever. Good lord, who cares. Let's look at the *structure* of the episode.

This guy can’t do math very well. Donald Trump won Texas with about 56% of the vote in 2024. And Republicans control about 2/3 of the congressional delegation and both US Senate seats. They seem to be over represented, thanks to previous gerrymandering.

Vonnegut called it

In the abstract there's no inherent connection between crypto and being a malevolent, transgressive asshole. But the two things run together with remarkable consistency.

My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.

“Why talk to other people? You don’t need them! Not for expertise, not for companionship, not for entertainment. It’s just you and GPT, at the end of the world! Because we destroyed the world but never mind that ha ha it’s fine let’s party.”

This is basically the desire to harm others laid bare before us. There is nothing in which you could dress this that would cover the belief by some in power that others deserve to be harmed. It's sick.

lol but seriously i kinda feel that's how generative ai is being treated; how can you not do this it's the hot new thing and inevitable and everybody must get on this extremely leveraged bandwagon, please bro get on the bandwagon bro just for me bro just this once go please

Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.

This is real I shit you not

I have spent multiple weeks working on this story. We are not dropping it. I hope you will give this a read.

somehow Apple is fine with THIS being in the App Store, meanwhile every other app gets a harsh phone call and an app rejection if they have women in bikinis techcrunch.com/2025/08/04/g...

“It’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.” Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?

Fuck this guy

Downtown Home and Garden in Ann Arbor has been in business since 1906. They are a staple in our community, they are my neighbor, and their “Snax Station” is Roosevelt’s favorite part of our walks. They will close their doors at the end of the year. This is the story of the Trump economy.

their main goal was usually to sound like stupid people think smart people sound 🤔how can i say this simple thing, but with more jargon and this word i just learned 🤔