you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

Anyway, still true. Fuck Wisconsin in particular, though

behold the most cursed ad I have ever been served, online

them: gender and race studies is nonsense! also them: we carefully designed our policies to target women and people of color (3/3 teaching loads for "non-stem" faculty UNLESS they're in the new "civics/western greatness" schools, using student evals as the primary metric of teaching effectiveness)

Damn, I remember it so vividly that it seems like it was just last year. Happy 25th Auroraversary you guys.

The absurdity that is Google policies at the minute. They will let Grok and X be on their Play Store knowing they are generating CSAM violating their own rules Google will also lock your entire Google Account forever if its bot deems pictures you have taken of your children as CSAM.

love the color coding of resistors love how this is a perfectly functional system that nobody else has issues with ever

The ChatGPT pull-up commercial is so funny bc if you actually read the advice that scrolls by super fast it’s just like “go to the gym and do pull-ups” but in an instructional tone. This is the revolutionary use case they are spending untold millions of dollars to pitch to the general public

Unsurprisingly a random protester has much better framing than nearly all politicians. And handles the bad faith questions easily

I started this brand because Indiana lost the Pinstripe Bowl. Indiana Football is going to the National Championship.

Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?

"I just wanted to learn about strength training on the internet, and now I’m pretty sure I’m in some kind of neo-fascist radicalization pipeline."

Everyone still in 2025, DON'T COME TO 2026. Elmo has discovered a love of napalm and white phosphorus. It's getting bad. . . .

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Today’s final jeopardy was _brutal_

How many yards have we lost on second down

Can’t see what could go wrong with the chatbot that tells people to kill themselves also pushing DraftKings

lol. #goblue #umich

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Someone asked me if I’d take a deal where I got $50k, but my worst enemy got $100k. I said, “sounds amazing. I’ve always wanted $150k."

Another new a16z idea: giving letters of medical necessity to anybody so they can commit tax fraud Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud

I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for

One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.

Anyway, it turns out Nihilist Arby's was never a bit.

This year, many people resigned their posts at the slightest hint that the Trump regime was displeased with them instead of staying and making someone fire them. Sharyn Alfonsi is showing us why you stay and refuse: you make clear your superiors are wrong and may them pay the costs of firing you.

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

Where your email finds me

Literally having trouble thinking of an institutional sector — journalism, education, government, health care — that ISNT being run by people who actively hate the work it does

Extremely cool and also a reminder that conservatives in America campaigned so hard against HPV vaccination because they thought getting a vaccine to prevent cancer by preventing HPV would make a bunch of teenagers have sex

"Your AI-generated slop looks just like my AI-generated slop, you stole my prompt" when did humanity take the wrong turn?

@capt.dev would you consider having your winamp skins bot auto post to tumblr? Happy to help.

The thing that always gets me about the whole “mass migration means immigrants recreate the conditions of their country of origin!” thing is that it is so transparently fucking nuts that there is not a single example of it ever being true in all of human history

fucking yes

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

In a world without Section 230: 😩 Big Tech companies everyone hates would win. Giants like Meta and Google have armies of lawyers to navigate compliance 😩 Alternative platforms like Bluesky and Mastodon would likely shut down, along with Wikipedia, review sites, how-to resources, small forums, etc

Kid JPF talking with me, time traveling JPF: What’s the future like? Are there flying cars? Are people telepathic? Did we visit other planets? Me: When you pay a bill, they ask you to take a survey about the experience.

Tapping the sign again.

Extensive and detailed investigation about russian drone intrusion into Germany and Netherlands. The full scope might supprise you, including civilian lead counter drone operation www.digitaldigging.org/p/they-drone...

Wow. This is an absolutely terrifying read. We now live in an age when a single company can, through what appears to be plain old bureaucracy, can more or less brick your entire digital life.

Keeping the servers cool in space is enough to make this a bad idea, and that's not even the hardest part. Bezos and Musk are just unbelievably gullible.

This was easy and delicious www.recipetineats.com/one-pan-bake...

Remember, as Sean Duffy keeps telling us his ideas for air travel -- dress up nice for your flight! do a little workout before you get on too! -- this is an actual Good Thing We Wanted that Democrats secured for us before these assholes took it away