The convention becomes a real party once someone gets trapped in the elevator.

Folks, I'm in a situation where I had to go into hospital and now am unable to get home. An Uber would cost me £20 or thereabouts, and I would also need about £10 to get a takeaway for this evening as I'm too unwell to cook and have no food anyway. If anyone can be generous and help me out

Happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦

"What's Love Got To Do With It?" 😄

Québec City is an amazing place. ❣️

A haircut and a milkshake. Life is fine!

Currently at £25/300. I really need to make some progress on this asap to be able to keep buying food. Please keep sharing 🙏

Thought I might as well try over here. I'm in desperate need of money for food as I haven't eaten for several days. Currently need £50 to get another week's worth of food. PayPal is [email protected] if you can help. This is life or death.

Pay no attention to the gym bro in grey. 🏋️‍♂️

For no reason at all, my brain decided to remind me that I graduated from high school 40 years ago this week. Stupid brain.

Yet it is still wildly overvalued, IMHO.

Attn UK: If the latest guy doesn't work out, I'm available.

This dumbass tossed around her very full water dish for fun, soaking the entire kitchen. #Lilly

Last night's dream: I was a stage hand at an outdoor production of Shakespeare starring Peter Dinklage. After the play, he & I chatted about the value of Shakespeare in the modern world while we dismantled the set. Nice guy.

I have it on good authority that there was no algae-filled reflecting pool representation in today's DC Gay Pride Parade. A missed opportunity, IMO.

I'm planning to retire on or about Sept 1, 2027, about 438 days from today. Honestly, I'm so utterly checked out of work right now that I can barely bring myself to log in.

I guess the White House got tired of all that "winning."

Objects were lifted. 🏋️‍♂️

The Oblongs

Someone should tell Trump that all ICE resources nationwide are required here immediately to deport the algae before America 250.

Daddy is going cruising in his new hot rod! 🚚

Daddy is going cruising in his new hot rod! 🚚

I have a proposal.

Everything he touches dies.

The stitches came out this morning!

Objects were lifted this morning. Relax, it was consensual.

Granddaughter's 11th birthday party. So many screaming & laughing school girls... My ears are bleeding. Happy for her tho. 🥳

Seen at a friend's house. It seems a good strategy.

Just got home from calling an all-day C2 square dance. Both my brain and feet are exhausted. Nap time.

This is great news! I was wondering how to diversify my retirement funds away from SpaceX-tainted index funds before IPO day. At least the S&P500 is now the only overweighted by an AI bubble instead of AI *and* Elon bubble.

If there's any visible scar after healing, I will claim it was from a duel at dawn by a jealous husband (not mine).

Per instructions, I took the bandage off the incision site today. I was not prepared for this.

Woody's, Toronto, 1990. But my fave was Badlands for Sunday two-stepping, line dancing & clogging. Those were great days.

Tonight's entertainment:

Basal cell skin cancer removal: hot or nah?

We've been sold to another company. Conf call and Q&A in two hours. 😳

My CEO has created a sudden all-hands meeting for 10am tomorrow with "great news." I have no clue what's happening. If I'm lucky, the "great news" is that we're laying off my division & I'm getting a whopping huge severance, but the odds are sadly against.

How "big" are you? 5'8" / 172 cm 205 lbs / 93 kg 9.5 shoe, 10 skate

I did not finish this. I tried my best, but lost consciousness & began speaking in tongues at about 60%.

This morning, I taught a young lady how to use a parking meter. She didn't have her mobile phone she typically uses to pay for parking, and had no clue the meters could take coins. 😕

Irony is spinning at warp 9 in its grave.

Gym, but with weird lighting.

Please consider helping if you’re able. I would truly appreciate it. Thank you. gofund.me/ea50d92df

I received an email from my investment manager describing how I could participate in the SpaceX IPO. After digging a bit into the details, I'm now looking to ensure I have no exposure whatsoever to the SpaceX IPO or the Nasdaq 100. 😱

A meet-up of the local neighborhood association.

Arms day completed! 🏋️‍♂️

Neighbourhood watch.

So, today's skin cancer screening... I haven't had any issues, but I'm 59 and have had multiple sunburns in my farmboy past so an annual check is a prudent thing. The doc attacked some suspicious spots with liquid nitrogen, which hurts like hell: a sharp bite, then wide burn, then general ache.

Annual skin cancer screening.