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its awesome thaqt the weekenders is on disney+ now right on time for gen z to believe that show accurately portrays how we lived every day

(cocking my fixed gear bicycle while rolling a cigarette all of this on a train) the only way to stop this is to have more good guys with heat sources so they can fight the sun

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this is so phoned in and i love it at least it’s not ai

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Italy via a £10 video camera, part three.

i for one cant wait for sony to release the ps6 anyway next year at $12,999 so microsoft can price xbox competitively at half a million dollars and we are back to just nintendo doing toys for children instead of whatever the fuck this industry thought it was supposed to be doing for the last decade

look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work

incredible leap ngl

exasperated

Crash (1996):

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you wiggles and which one of you giggles

big fan when software engineers glaze llms bc they have gotten good at writing code. paints a way clearer picture of how in the year 1811 there was probably a boatload of insanely annoying guys bragging about how much faster they can knit on a stocking frame how they smash all the factory targets

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my mom never called any console ‘a nintendo’ bless her soul but we game share on xbox and she calls it ‘the game pass’ even for purchases and i’m not bothering correcting this microsoft walked into this one

insanely mad that screw phillips and lightbulb phillips are two different guys with no connection to each other its like if motorcycle yamaha guy and piano yamaha guy never met each other

cool finds

northwest entrance to finsbo park remains the most whimsical thing ever

good for him! it’s so important to follow your dreams

we’ve come a long way since the controversial disney movie with the lady wanting to use them on a coat

she’s got no idea tonight’s cold again

heads up that one of the best pieces of media to ever exist is only 12 dollars and forty-nine cents right now that is the deal of the century if you havent played this game at this point you really owe it to yourself as someone who enjoys good things.

the game is $2 but the consequences if you end up playing this on a lonely night at your parents attic at age 20 while visiting and rethinking loads of stuff will chase you forever

no no you dont get it our houses were designed to retain heat in the summer _and_ to retain cold in the winter we thought this was gonna be a hilarious funny bit a bit of a laugh with the mates anyway the situation is Dire

its not funny!! the little wavy bit in the middle is when jony ive realized 1980s braun never designed a car and he had to freewheel this

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this was cathartic to write lol almost as cathartic as moving to gh pages laura.monster/words/websit...

i’m in europe so this is the reference weapon im using to check if my sizes are sensible

yay we made it paste the breaking point, this is gonna be london in 2030 its gonna rule

i wanna poke fun at this headline but given that its replacing my current sysyem of using a hair dryer and praying thats not gonna burn down the house it sounds super fair really

peak eastern europen moment that the whole area of chernobyl is on google street view thanks to guys just showing up and taking photos

trying to do a daytime blue skies grasslands all that stuff scene i dont hate. really happy with the angles here, super wip-py but i kinda dig where this is headed

real amusing that blenders render tab uses a perfectly realistic modern day camera from the back as an icon, vaguely confusing really, love the thought of how if you shoot photos thats the 'camera' ur familiar with not the classic front. deep & then the camera tab uses...well thats a camera alright

muting the 100th TUI „bloatless” discord client or music player that pops up on any social media

we need non sexual queer spaces like a quiet cafe where big men in thongs dance

rating the state intersections: FIVE CORNERS: this was just a simpsons gag FOUR CORNERS: pretty cool, fun to imagine the feds chasing you across state lines several times a second THREE CORNERS: too many of these, i don't think they count TWO CORNERS: how does that work. What's going on

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deeply respect that destiny 2 got to end for good before doing something dumb like renaming destiny to destiny (old) and itself to just destiny which again would be a dumb thing to but look at overwatch

environmental storytelling

tv got updated and now gemini cuts the name of the very last menu item which is how you get to the nft screensavers

totally understand the need to protect children more than ever in this world we live in but i really think you should talk with them about Olives before they become full adults

we took a redbox and it was completely full and now we're playing go fish with redbox movies

Guy who has only seen Shrek, looking at a cat: Whoa he looks just like Antonio Banderas...