it’s weird how everything you scan in vagina tower is just like ‘ooh theres no data for this idk’ you’d think samus would know

i knew i was getting this for xmas but @nikkitaftw.bsky.social fucking DELIVERED damn

underrated aspect of visiting electronics stores is comparing the lives of the fictional owners of different phone brands. apple continues to be the most boring nuclear white family ever designed. samsung has a creative notetaking young adult with great sketches and oppo has whatever tf this is

went to a small town for xmas as per the movies and there’s no red line in google maps even though this is a huge jam because everybody else is rawdogging the route just going with the vibes

[1636 voice] you guys are not gonna believe what they sell the tulips for

absurd how much like a fake game this feels

they got all three this is wonderful

cursed

a paper book would never

love that floppy disks are ‘1.44MB’ you can tell this is probably exactly 3 data ounces in america or something and they converted it for us

bless mcdonalds for still having the Most Terrifying Chart in here

she would have to like caribeaner up some ruins tho and then watch a hologram about scientists inventing the toilet that kills

it owns when the ai overview on google is like 'a florbo is likely a 2015 tiktok viral fad or maybe a car manufactured in slovakia during the cold war could also be a color idk you really should try googling this'

you are never gonna believe whats on this weeks macos beta

its been 3 days without my cat

incredibly fucked to compared the quantity of good game writers out of work atm with... whatever the fuck 2 dollar-an-article hack wrote this

KFC have revealed their secret recipe! So awesome to finally have things out in the open.

trying to decide if this would be a good or bad idea

why do the starbucks ovens look like a minecraft mod

butters how the post etias eu borders look like a mcdonalds from 2045

racing up #blender3d

mad traffic 2day

love the gacha-like stakes of stansted. do you hold on on the overcrowded shopping mall until the gate announcement (-1 comfort +10 minutes walk) or risk going to the gate area you are almost sure your plane will depart from (+3 comfort, risk of a 20 min walk back to the actual gate)

putting databases online so they are constantly accessible and expectations for data access became insane was a mistake, in hindsight,

racing up #blender3d

sometimes i eat the crispy outside of the nuggets so she can have the whole chicken inside and i understand momma birds now it’s very rewarding

ah sorry amazon not wasn’t for me

poptart enjoyer

i made this fence in geonodes and honestly totally get the hype now took an hour to make a spicy array and feel like a genius it owns

haha neat

feeling like a terrible feminist for yassifying my model so they fit better on the bike proportions wise but it is what it is

i love the blender help subreddit one minute somebody is telling you for the first time in your life humans cant roll their wrists thats the forearm that rolls and the next minute somebody has forgotten the normal word for the three sided shape and is nonchalantly asking about trigons

it’s cool that clair obscur got all the attention last week kinda brushed over how the new tomb raider has a fucking swimsuit as a preorder bonus

guess who has two eyes and forgot to set symmetry on tender (it’s the cat)

they have been like this for the last hour this is Carol (2015) levels of unrealized tension

I love him and will defend him

it was okay for human-computer relations when neither of us could draw hands but now that only one of us can suddenly i understand the threat computers pose to us

big fan of incredibly principled texturing except for the main one which i was already sick of and is a painting over the uv map and it kinda worked

pc gamers will try to convince you this is better than a small box you just plug in and play on and you know what they are onto something

FRIEND: ah man it sucks jon blow continues to get a platform and people are hyped for his new game ME (UNWARE OF HIS TWEETS JUST UPSET ABOUT THE CONTROLLER SUPPORT ON THE WITNESS): ugh yeah that sucks

the subs on mean girls don’t let them say ass (!) but they forgot the space (!!)

trying to do a really cool hoverbike and the insanely cool anchor system for the hover pads i had in my mind ended up looking like chicken legs

totally overreacting but it really feels like a sydney sweeney moment in gaming that lara croft is back to wearing booty shorts. already nostalgic for the 2010 era where all the female protagonists dressed like nvidia ceo jensen huang instead

they were so real for changing it so we know if it was bought before or after elon went fully unhinged