hes mad bc hes in designated parking

happy as a bean bc i learned how to put node groups in little folders finally

why

wild learnings this year so far is the exact location of dubai (looks fine just never knew exactly) and the height of jd vance (he has such small person energy but is 6'2 what the hell whats his excuse)

state agents hate us and our freedoms

they have been on a roll freshening up pages this year with home and pfps and nav and now this and teasing community but i appreciate the attention to detail where on closer inspection every single element is still just slightly different between each one

its a little late for it but these are all banging msn messenger statuses maybe put around some '⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺' or '⋆.˚✮☠︎︎ ✮˚.⋆' stuffs

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41% here feels like a bigger betrayal than 51% bay 10 years ago ngl they are great

they really went and did a sonic adventure 2 with the coolest titular character wearing black+red now and the ending revealing the title song had lyrics all along

incredible that ffwd on the new life is strange does not slow down physics so everybody’s hair just whips into place it’s awesome

we hit three concurrent cats in the yard excl salsa today a new milestone

20-something millennial feminists got mild traction on tumblr and twitter for like four entire years and now every major media corporation is like "toy story 6 should be about the dangers of race mixing"

how do u think spongebob achieved his consent based culture where victims feel safe? through jihad

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

thats awesome lol

Im in a problematic age gap relationship where we're both 36 years old but she watches The Amazing Digital Circus

whoa claude cowork really delivers

rabbit

we got her the little one so she’d stop stealing the big ones but it has not worked

absurd how much atmosphere you get for free by drawing som smoke on top of things. ps2 to ps3 stuff

what a decade man

suddenly growing skeptical on the accuracy of the dna test we did on salsa

ru kidding me

there are more!

big fan of the lucid dreaming subreddit because its like a perfect 50-50 split of people saying 'omg i can fly this is so cool' and 'i accidentally dream journaled once while on ssris and now they wont stop please make it stop i have seen hell is inside my head how can i take it out' its great

this is wild to hear this is a wild statement for this guy to say its like if ned flanders said 'fuck' is he on new meds or something

once you make it past 30 the hot singles near you ads get so weird man

this goober jumped on my laptop started opening tabs and typing garbage for a fraction of the cost of hosting openclaw

incredible things happening in the powerwash dlc

bless frijoles for taking a shit in one of the beanbags bc we had to empty it and we got to do this it feels incredible

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

linkedin is facebook for millennials

she’s standing so geometrically perfectly what the hell

you think you are inmune to all the anti inmigration sentiments and then your neighbor puts a dog in their yard messing up the vibe in this traditionally cat-based row of houses

insane position to take when you could use a more stable fiat like itunes giftcards

gamecube intro but make it with ps1 memory cards #b3d

'miffed' being the bad one and 'chuffed' being the good one deadass the haiya/fuyoh of british english

in hindsight its great the guy who will Die if the trackpad doesnt get an in your face logo like this is a marc jacobs bag or something was off on holiday when they did astrobot

Aka we’re dancing animals born to fart around.

well the deadline hits at 1am here and i got shitfaced on wine so uhh hoping to see yall tomorrow inshallah

if i was the astronauts i’d be like furiously asking mission control if we can maybe do another lap around the moon maybe stop for space gas and space mcdonalds at the iss just anything to get an extra week off this planet really

breaking the laws of robotics (gave a clanker cute faces)