guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

product photography is my passion

absolutely lambasted dumbfounded completely offended that windows just gives you D if you plug in an external drive in a computer with no dvd. still keeping A and B reserved for floppies while discs get 0 respect

it’s impossible to find a bench, the taxis are a scam, coffee costs a million moneys, and restaurants hold animal fights in the back they really did their research for this pokémon game goddammit

it’s very suspicious how nobody has seen zohran and spiderman together tin the same room incredibly suspicious

friend: did you catch them all? me: oh yeah it was way harder than on the ds friend: wow even gengar? that requires online trading me [holding the door to my closet as it’s overflowing with all the clothes in the game]: whats a gengar

i’m fighting the ceo of tesla motors

"you're canadian this doesn't concern you at all" you forget that zohran also had the better fonts. a win for Graphic Design the world over

it’s honestly hard to conceive of that something good happened politically

spotify found me sharing accounts and im almost a little giddy about rediscovering all my playlists on youtube with shuffle being actually random - at least at first - instead of secretly based on nearly 20 years of skips

👁️👁️

this arcade has unlimited plays and did u know time crisis has an ending that there’s more game after the italian town we thought it was all rumors and hearsay

‘paris is a shithole where weirdos jump at you at night and animals attack you during the day anyway you can pull off any outfit and a cute rat hangs out with you’ really not the hook i expected would get me back into pokemon but it really works

Wii U always winning

[after seeing a rat fighting a fox on the underground]

it’s my birthday tomorrow!!! if you wanna get me something fly to nyc and vote for zohran thanks

balloon

You're a bunch of cynical joyless fucks if you dislike How I Met Your Mother. It's time to admit you hipsters are simply pretending to hate Maroon 5. You're persecuting me if you say Ant-Man 2 isn't good.

You are

always a great time to see a new cat on my backyard and they immediately look at me like _i_ am on _their_ backyard

browsers love it when you do this. they think it's cool and good

she’s as squeezed up against me as she can be without getting on top of me and i can’t help but respect this

immensely into games being able to render massive immersive worlds with high detail sixty times every second and then steam opens 1 webpage and suddenly they can’t anymore

wacky-ass stuff that this island has virtually two competing brands for everyday chocolate bars and they require all your cognitive load to be able to tell them apart on quick glance

Alan Wake 2

the sonic cinematic universe is so weird because they are so committed to authenticity about the characters being 90s kids that they had to so painstakingly recreate a world that no longer exists in every other scene

POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor

dustborn is rife with poignant on the face political commentary but there’s also some subtle ones like for example this world developed ai before ours so they never came up with the fuel nozzle that keeps pouring by itself while you play candy crush, robots hold it for you

look!!! truck!!!

honestly really sobering to hear amazon saying ‘yeah turns out this stuff is hard and we didn’t bring our A game’ after years of microsoft instead explaining how consoles no, scratch that, all of video games are DUMB anyway and nobody even wants to play them

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im trying to get into 3d modeling and actually texture something please everybody admire my little wip nintendo ds adjacent truck

at least one megaflop has occured there

it's because salsa is shrimps (look at her leg) and shrimps is bugs

in half the footprint the steam deck can do an astonishing 1,600,000,000,000,000 floating point operations per second compared to salsa who can do 0 (she doesn’t understand math)

me at the start of the convention vs. me at the end of the convention

hey look @nikkitaftw.wtf and i had babies

the potato is potassium have fun

greatest cultural export

horseshoe theory confirmed, this isn’t *the* queer dating experience but I can tell you it’s *a* queer dating experience

insanely proud of this doohickey. finest engineering i’ve been up to this decade

when enquired about the dinosaur pot decapitation case suspect refused to engage without a lawyer present. suspicious

ah god has abandoned us

why do so many falafel places call themselves "king of falafel". I need the history of the collapse of centralised authority and rise of petty kingdoms in falafel country

you can’t pet this 1 cat in powerwash 2