The Avalanche using the Nordiques jerseys as throwbacks counts as stolen valor

patullo fired? patullo fired tonite queen ?? Patullo fired ???

Fuck ICE Fire Patullo Free Palestine

whelp

The good news is I'll only have to watch this trash offense for another hour

FUCK YOU AND YOUR 2ND AND LONG DRAW PLAY PATULLO

*Dan Dierdorf and Frank Gifford saying "LARRY ALLEN!" in unison voice*

BRADEN MANN

Jake Elliot retire bitch

time to take a big swig of coffee and watch the Eagles season end in the most infuriating way possible

Times have been tough in this Ohio town since they closed the old bullshit spewing factory. So when Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, and Kristi Noem started spewing bullshit about Renee Good, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob wants to take that all away.

the rain and my arthritis ffs

ACAB

there is a certain Scottish detective show where the main character shares my name, we watched what fans called the best episode and it was a boring slog. the show has been on FOR 27 SEASONS

"the video taken by Mr Abraham Zapruder, shows nuance"

FUCK ICE

at least dilbert is dead soon

avocado toast with everything bagel seasoning, cuban from the columbia restaurant in tampa, cheesesteak from verree express pizza, choripan at a baseball game in quintana roo, any homemade sandwich with potato chips inside

listen to Paul McCartney MELT YOUR GODDAMN FACE OFF open.spotify.com/track/6JcEtA...

I need Kevin Harlan to dial it down three or four notches

RINGO WHAT THE FUCK

Taking Of Pelham 123 is on Pluto so my afternoon is sorted

Birds moneyline...taking it

Dear Lisa - As I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown...AND REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME!! Sincerely, LITTLE GIRL

my new years resolution is to watch even more Columbo

2026 is the year It Happens

based lt. columbo

Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying, "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.

we now live in a world where idiocy fails upwards, so Sirianni and Patullo are due for 87 more consecutive Superbowl victories

I am on team he can't keep getting away with it

going to say it again. the playoffs will be a mercy killing for this team

*wearily* go birds

I think about this alot

goddamn it

lol this guy Oladokun went to South Dakota State

Vikings quarterback was selling shoes last week

Merry Christmas movie house

who's the best ds9 character and why is it Nog

I watched the new Indiana Jones movie so you don't have to: it's utterly joyless and depressing, still better than Crystal Skull

The Macallan redesign makes the bottles look like cheap shit, please fire that dude

*watches new AVENGERS trailer* oh so they're PANICKING panicking huh

I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today

how the fuck do you score twice and not win

REFBALL