ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

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"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement

he means My Pet Goat

(people i don't know at a party) GIRL: right? all these fuckin creepy old white men GUY: like a broken record, it's this shit over and over every day ME (pretty sure this is a conversation about Dark City): yeah plus who they bald asses tryna fool with those hats?? you know the homeboy psychic

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

It’s the Old Blood from Wolfenstein

Still insane to me that the GOP can gin up a moral panic about innocuous things like drag queen story time while we know Democrats would be eviscerated in the press if they ever started asking what the deal is with youth pastors getting arrested every week.

I jestermaxxed a man in Reno, just to watch him mog

We are returning to the age of lead and smog and rivers full of poison and corpses

Anyone who had genuine concerns about youth gender medicine would staunchly and wholeheartedly support social transition. Let kids explore their identities to see what works for them! The fact that this movement opposes even pronouns and haircuts shows that it's just bigotry all the way down.

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

I see no reason not to look at the online gambling and prediction market craze as a new opioids crisis. It will wreak havoc on lower-income Americans and leave a trail of destruction and despair in its wake. The companies are just Purdue Pharma 2.0 www.liberalcurrents.com/from-pill-mi...

I’m going to win the war on protein. I eat nothing but beef tallow dipped in pork fat rolled inside a chicken stuffed in a duck. My family doesn’t talk to me anymore. I smell like a used wig from the 1700s.

Older demon hunter: What I’ve found suggests we are hunting a particular yōkai called, “Kappa,” which feeds on the soul of its prey. Me: Oh, like a vampire, sucking necks and whatnot. Hunter: Oh hohohohoho it definitely sucks on you, but, buddy, you’re gonna WISH it was in the neck

More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...

the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

In 2018, after Musk infamously claimed that he had the funding to take Tesla private, his PR consultant went to Jeffrey Epstein for help convincing the Saudis to put up the cash he didn't actually have. Epstein also strategized on press coverage of Musk and recommended names for Tesla's board.

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

"Images obtained by CBS News appear to show the zip ties and bruised wrists of Anabel Romero's 14-year-old daughter SueHey, a U.S. citizen who was tending to her 6- and 8-year-old siblings when the agents descended on the crowd in military-style gear and herded them into a confined area."

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

a society losing the plot in real time

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

what's happened is we just did a brexit, without any of the public notice and comment and participation. an old weirdo brexited us to date his whims and now we get to do brexit type stuff like rediscover chicory

Things are going well. You can tell because the President sent out an official letter saying, “DO NOT PANIC”

Bu you nailed it: Endless LAND and BUILDINGS and water, energy and cooling for machines, but none for people.

The onion remains undefeated in delivering the most accurate news. theonion.com/ai-chatbot-t...

ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

All of this jargon is angrying up my old man blood, so I’m gonna say this to my nearly-80 year old dad, and see if he gets so incandescently angry that he becomes a man-sized supernova

Still grinning at the fact of Sam Darnold, Super Bowl winning QB; not to forget, Bama QB Jalen Milroe is ALSO now a Super Bowl champion QB, and I bet that makes Bill O’Brien frown, which makes me smile

ACAB means all cops, everywhere

When you get to hell, tell them Mr Friendship sent you nasty ass mother fucker GOOD NIGHT

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

RT @stefanheck.bsky.social [dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit

What the fuck was that crypto commercial that was just the karaoke screen for a Backstreet Boys song? What the hell was that? What was that supposed to convince anyone to do?

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Well. Glad I took the Seahawks

This feels like a beer commercial, and not in a fun way

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK

Get ready. This is somehow worse than Machine Gun Kelly’s forays into faux pop-punk

Cool. Great. Just terrific.