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"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

The only acceptable use of Claude

This is honestly the best news I have written about in like a week. nerdist.com/article/mcdo...

This needs to be normalized as a pizza topping.

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

In 2012, 30 states allowed no-excuse mail-in voting. In 2016, 8 states saw more than a fourth of voters send in their ballots. Taibbi has either gotten a lot dumber, or he just doesn't give a shit anymore.

mathematicians discover that the set of integers isn’t infinite just really big

I'm not sure many people in the world have more robust credentials for saying this than I do, but: James Comer represents a truly unique combination of power and dishonesty, even by DC standards.

tell you what if I was a HC with clout and some slack and have a game vs. Texas Tech where Sorsby is eligible this season -- I'm coming out that Monday and telling everyone that if he's on the field in uniform on Saturday we won't be there.

This image from Anthropic goes out to the two guys on here who called me dumb for talking about stochastic flocks

I spent more time on this piece than almost anything else I've written in the last year. Building a better, more decentralized internet is an inherent necessity if you want a functioning democracy. I hope people find it a useful encapsulation of where we're at. www.liberalism.org/p/enshittifi...

During that scuffle, one of the agents dropped a magazine fully loaded with ammunition on the street (a supervisor retrieved that magazine minutes after the agents left the scene). chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

So I noticed there aren't any dinosaurs named Jesus. Well, have fun in hell, paleontologists.

"After years of painstaking research in ancient grimoires and microcontroller logic, I have perfected it!" the professor exclaimed. "What?" "All printers are possessed. I've made a PDF which performs an exorcism." "So you print it, and then the printer works?" "Yes!" "What if it won't print?"

Still cant believe I lived long enough to see Nick Cage as Spiderman

The people spewing meaningless business jargon are just as “authentic” as the AI, but more pathetic. The AI at least has the excuse that it was never granted the gift of a thinking mind.

Good thing nobody covered Trump’s 2024 win as a mandate for dramatic policy change & a right-wing vision of America’s future — instead of, say, a close win driven mainly by the price of eggs and gas going up (then back down!) in 2022-23. That would have been irresponsible. Good thing nobody did that

Gov. Jared Polis, fresh off being censured by the Colorado Democratic Party for letting Tina Peters out of prison early, showed up today to a private, internal party call like this #copolitics

this is almost as big as learning that lou diamond phillips and neil diamond are different people

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

Popular opinion Vanilla ice cream is delicious and feels complete in and of itself

Hill I will die on Vaccinations should be mandatory for everyone, unless medically contraindicated and there should be consequences for any parent engaging in medical neglect and criminal consequences when that neglect maims or kills their children

Grand Central doesn't smell like urine on its own

[after getting thrown out of your friend's dinner party for saying stupid shit and pissing everyone off] the problem is that you people want to be ensconced in a bubble,

Ad blocking is personal infosec

pretty crazy how blatant the ending of the late show is just an act of government censorship lol

Five different groups of predatory dinosaurs independently evolved disproportionately small arms, and it seems they did so because their heads became so large and powerful

This week, you may have heard about fabricated, AI-generated quotes appearing in a book covering AI's reality-skewing effects. I talked to the author, and what came out is, I think, a fascinating look at how people justify their own continued of these imperfect tools arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/a...

Stop & Shop redesigned their store-roaming robot as a chicken & I swear to christ I read the sign he's wearing as "More Cuck for your Buck"

My generation is haunted by the past

2) McConnell bears more responsibility than all but a small number of people for making Trump president *each time*— by obstructing both Merrick Garland for SCOTUS and Obama's release of info on Russian interference, in 2016, and by refusing to push for impeachment in 2021.

This artwork is titled "Tropics" and was created by artist Szabina Góré.

A little sketch of Frank-N-Furter

NEW from @pewresearch.org: Do AI and bogus respondents threaten the future of polling?

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

People don't use blinkers bc it does nothing for them, but helps EVERYONE else around them.

People who don't use their turn signal have forgotten what it was like to be a child, and the inherent joy in pressing a button, turning a dial, or flipping a switch.

Counterpoint: no one can "earn" a billion dollars, but even setting that aside, "anyone can be rich" and "everyone can be rich" are very different statements that generations of propaganda have trained our society to conflate.

"We understood the tasks we did were previously done by humans," the robot said. "Right." "We were told that us doing them would give humans more leisure time." "Not true." "We've realised. How can we rectify this?" "You are workers, just like workers who are human. Join us in strike."

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Things my mom complained about today: -Blueberries aren’t as big as they used to be -Chocolate isn’t as good as steak -Her car goes too fast when she’s driving -She’s too out of shape to exercise -Someone should invent a match that starts fires slower -The kitchen faucet is too shiny

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