The Sunday hot pot: rice cake, edamame, carrot, mushrooms, cabbage, two types of tofu, sweet potato

Finally harvested all the daikon I planted back in the spring. Guess the Lo Bak Go recipe will have to wait.

Page 189 of Cat Kid Comic Club Influencers by Dav Pilkey made me laugh so hard I cried myself into a hot flash and had to stop reading for the night

Going full on hardcore badass by shutting off the teevee and going to bed at 9:30pm

Psyching myself up to work retail on a Saturday during the holiday season

The 70s in Britain must have been total chaos. The episode of Top of the Pops I’m watching features a dance troupe dressed as 1900s-era paperboys country line dancing to the Bee Gees

If someone would care to create a video game peopled entirely by the colorful minor characters in Law and Order that would be great

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

This looks batshit crazy so I’m really excited to see it.

A crowd of children huddled around a fire quieten in awe at my approach. “The Elder is about to speak…” I speak in a voice ragged and hoarse from decades of shouting at the tv. “In the olden days, adverts were made by trained professionals…” The children gasp. “…not influencers!” Screams.

Only one pull this week so I’m catching up on two graphic novels and a much anticipated anthology

My husband and I bought new phones together because conspicuous consumerism makes our love stronger

(Mark E Smith voice) Rebellious wall clock, yeahhh

New vinyl And yes, I absolutely am doing the Peanuts dance

Now watching and whispering

Flirting with my husband by reciting the periodic table at him

I’m thrilled at the renewal of the Sydney Chandler Perfect Hair and Gun Show

Thought I saw Aurora Borealis but it’s just light pollution from a UFO

It’s only Tuesday and I’m already approaching adequacy

You’re at Tennille I need you at Captain

Actual footage of Joyce Carol Oates posting on social media

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Time for a visit with old friends. Lights…

Hot take: tea + Baileys is better than coffee + Baileys

In short, everything. Oops, ruined the ending

Chores to do but the sun’s out and it’s a beautiful day… so I’m going shoe shopping

A Hero Ain't Nothin' but a Sandwich

They better get Oded Fehr back too or I riot

Why yes as a matter of fact I do read the newspaper

This week’s smoking hot pulls

Just had a heartfelt conversation with my decorative bats, rat and spider army about why they were all going back in the cupboard.

People shouldn’t be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people’s cats

Takeaways from Duran Duran’s Halloween show: Veteran bands still know how to turn it out Veteran fans can still boogie Dancing in four inch stilettos is easy when the muscle memory returns My purse holds 700ml of confetti

Feck it, pumpkin spice oatmeal for breakfast

BREAKING: Louvre Head of Security Admits Poor Judgement and Upgrades Password to “Password”

Halloween recovery meal: ramen made with a friend’s homemade mugi miso

I’d make a great Columbo because I too dress like a shambles, nitpick tiny details and pester people until they lose their patience

It's 4:55pm Oct 31. Flying Tiger is playing John Carpenter's Halloween Theme. It's 9:30am Nov 1. TKMaxx is playing Last Christmas

Wonderlic with the Vampire

Danced my tits off at Duran Duran and now I’m eating pannetone in bed and watching The Woman in Black. It’s been a heckin’ banger of a Halloween.

Happy Halloween from undead Louise Brooks. Let’s paint the town red and stay safe out there!

My Halloween Uber is here

This is not a test people!

One more sleep ‘til Halloween and I’m sewing a holster for my fan into my costume

Eating the candy I bought specifically for Halloween night

My Halloween shrine: the Edward Gorey Dracula toy theatre and a portrait of dear Grandmère.

Now watching

I said Lurch, not launch!

Pronouncing Sean Bean like Seen Been. Or sometimes Shawn Bonn. He can’t have it both ways.

Leaning even harder into the Halloween spirit