Not letting the treadmill reset is next-level refusing to rerack your weights. It literally does it for you, just don't smash the emergency stop and bounce like a chump.

"Eric" is short for "Esoteric" (Esoterica if you're a lady). I have been at work for 14 hours.

Legally they may have to, but I resent journalists referring to Jan 6th as a "riot". It may be technically accurate but I find it insufficient at best and misleading at worst. "Riot" suggests spontaneity and chaos, while for many it was planned and very objective-oriented.

Netflix refused to carry the documentary The Sixth in 2024 because they didn't want to be seen as being political, so good chance Rice will be pressured to step down.

I wrote about my efforts to get the January 6th memorial plaque installed, and what exactly it means. substack.com/home/post/p-...

Must be nice! Must be nice.

A lot of people don't realize this but the hyperinflation in higher education over the decades mainly goes to making your degree comically large.

From my dear sainted Grandmother: 1. Even a blind sow roots up an acorn now and then. 2. (With regards to someone who looks very ill) Well he looks like Death eating a cracker.

Got a buddy in need of work. George Mason University BA English, most recently worked for Amazon. Looking for work in writing, editing, design. Smaht. Good worker. If you know of an opportunity in the NoVA area, shoot me a message.

NEW: Harry Dunn knows A LOT about standing up to bullies like Trump. He's been doing it on a daily basis for years. He spoke to me about his new bid for Congress and why he believes he is the man to meet the moment. Thank you, @libradunn1.bsky.social! READ: www.huffpost.com/entry/100-pr...

This is the kind of corny parting shot you hear from the villain of the week on Captain Planet as he narrowly escapes justice in his getaway vehicle.

CREW and 7 organizations sent a letter to Congress opposing the Stop Insider Trading Act, which *hides* insider trading instead of stopping it. Congress should instead pass the Restore Trust in Congress Act, a bipartisan bill that actually prevents congressional stock trading. Read our full letter:

I like Moskowitz. He was sharp during the Jack Smith hearing; demonstrating incisive intellect without being boring, with a flair for tragically necessary showmanship without being shallow.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Let us get this bread (so that I can eat it).

According to The Hill, Harry is actually suing me over the plaque. È tú, Brutè?

Git em

It tracks that someone who purportedly only believes what the Bible says thinks arithmetic is "magical".

Thank you to @algreen.house.gov for the kind gesture.

"Get ready Noah, I’m going to have some fun with you!”

Not only were they not allowed to mention Alex,“Clergy also were told not to offer counseling or support to Veterans Affairs nurses” Doug Collins and every part of this regime is pure evil. #AlexPretti www.masslive.com/westernmass/...

From Jim Acosta's thing. Man can't help but mug for the camera. @libradunn1.bsky.social @adamkinzinger.substack.com @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social

By the by I don't understand why the agent needs to be in the shot at all. We don't have someone stand next to a prisoner when we book them. And these people are in shackles! You really think they're gonna outrun you from what should be a secure facility while in restraints? Snowflake feds.

Someone in marketing came up with a product name that sounds like the random jumble of letters AI slaps on a label in a generated image.

Ah yes: Yellow, Magenta, Cyan, and Kblack.

I get the intent behind this post but politicians being worried for their jobs is why Congress as a legislative body won't do anything to stop Trump.

Me, in the background:

Shoutout to one of my many Hispanic neighbors who helped dig out my car. Doing the jobs white people don't want to. (I'm talking about me I didn't want to dig out my car.)

Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act

For a brief period that actually was the position.

Unfortunately feel like I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of this.

Not long ago a colleague asked me for recommendations on removing his information from public databases after he recently spoke out about his experience on January 6th. People make these threats because in many ways they work; they have a chilling effect. Not on me though! Want my badge and voice?

The senior White House official then splayed his hands beside his head and said, "Wakka wakka!" suggesting the Executive branch fabricating the truth is akin to a joke from Fozzy Bear.

This happened while I was in the bathroom. I swear I walk out for three minutes and this clown Raiklin starts honking his nose.

There are people who, upon learning a woman was sexually assaulted, immediately ask, "What was she wearing?" The idea being that of she were wearing certain clothes then she was "asking for it." This is what Nehls is doing here. Also: keep my name out of your seditious mouth.

Be there, will be dry, procedural.

God bless @citizensforethics.org and all but getting this auto-email from them is darkly humorous. Like, I know, man.

It's the little things

There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this: