every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

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Naaaaah. This is just gross and a bit pathetic. Not Onion worthy.

Moira Rose had all the quotables. Catherine the legend you are. 😭🕊️💔

I know is, and that’s what worries me I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD *HURT*.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.

Every time I listen to this song I am astonished at how fucking incredible it is. God I miss Scott. "It's not the answer Sticking plaster on a shattered bone What do you need? What do you need from me?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ES...

PSA

commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about

Honestly just scrolling through the search results on here for r/massivecock and laughing my ass off. Well done everyone. This is incredible. Keep it up. (Not sorry)

tfw you've just been informed that r/MassiveCock has taken a vocal anti-ICE stance

Why is my mother screaming at me

“I’M OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL“

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

ARTE

It is extremely exciting to be goverened by people who literally do not understand how computer make beep.

You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer. In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.

[at my first rodeo] It's good to get this one out of the way.

“Women these days don’t want to have children.” Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.

(It seems unfair) To be a rotten horn of plenty (It seems unfair) To be cadaver for a curse (It seems unfair) To be an overflow for empty (It seems unfair) To try your best but feel the worst

ok it is easy to dunk on this, but, we must remember, it is also v v important to do so

I would definitely watch a documentary of Prince Harry and Brooklyn Beckham on a road trip bitching about their families.

Walk out onto your front lawn and face into the rain Shout into the wind this'll never be the same

copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />🐳< I have some questions about scale

There should be a name for that time period where you’re just waiting for the ex to gradually move out of your “most frequently contacted” on all the apps.

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

Good GOD.

From someone who can get lost In her own house, I thank you, Dr West.

Gut wrenching news coming out of Spain - the death toll has climbed even while I've been reading all I can on it. Absolutely no clarity as to what's happened yet, so ignore anyone saying otherwise.

the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good

Happy tax season to all my UK sole traders 😔🙌 #art

All but forgotten, but reincarnated in a different form by @playingout.bsky.social and allies across the country, such that, between 2010 and 2024, over 1,650 street communities organised regular, temporary play streets in 100+ different local authority areas across the UK.

**refreshes feed so it’s full of fun Sunday morning UK & European posts and not horrifying Saturday night US political horror posts**

Rioters are EATING the plums that were in the icebox which ICE agents were PROBABLY SAVING FOR BREAKFAST

I swear 4 minutes on a train platform in the dark takes at least 7 hours.

Being shoved to the ground and threatened with arrest by the police at the Sarah Everard vigil was probably the single most radicalising moment of my life. But everything about her murder showed the terrifying violent and exculpatory potential of the British state.

Changed my profile photo for the first time in 9 years. To basically the same but different.

Imagine any UK govt of the last 20 years trying to rebuild after WWII

So.. no to ID cards and yes to HS2 northern leg? What are we even DOING here?

Yeah, apparently it’s a moral failing if it’s needing drugs to do with your brain or your weight, but if it’s statins or aspirins that’s ok

BORN IN THE USA HELL YEAH GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD NO IF YOU TRY TO MAKE ME LISTEN TO THE LYRICS I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH EVERY GUN I OWN AND THAT IS HAHAHA BELIEVE YOU ME SO MANY GUNS

One of my most popular posts on the other site we don’t talk about was a suggestion that we replace the entirety of Congress with shelter cats and I stand by it.

My cat is extremely confused as to why I am awake at this godforsaken hour. (I am going to rob a bank so I don’t have to work for a living anymore because is sucks)

Happy “let’s see if we remember how to do our jobs” day to all that celebrate