Genuinely baffled by shorts being considered some sort of massive office faux pas anyway, it is 2026 and we are all aware some people have legs

Hang it in the Musée Magritte.

People don't appreciate how much of being a woman involves your underwear trying to kill you

Look at what the cis do with their “fairness in sports” bro lmao 😭

DO NOT CRAB OPEN INSIDE

Major events are planned and executed by the highest eschelons of Theater Kid. Predominantly women and gay men. No shit they wanted nothing to do with the DC event. Everyone is discovering what happens when you have straight men attempt to plan entertainment.

Current mental stability status: This cat. #Cat #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #LifuX

Hi hello I was going to do a full thread on the Great American State Fair later but it seems I'm starting early: why in the fuck are PragerU, Patriot Academy, and other far right groups the ENTIRETY of the Department of Education booth

Our biggest Big Bay Boom! 😎

Honestly fuck off with your 4th July fireworks. Stop scaring my cats.

Not institutional racism, misogyny and a fuckload of rapists and wrong uns. No, admin.

Incredible thread.

Heh, nice straw man dude 😏 hey why is it thirty feet high? Oh Christ. Oh Jesus CHRIST

Jesus that was a bleak time in music…. *shudders*

Posted that then immediately saw this.

Adam Sandler. That’s weird.

This thing hurts like hell But what did you expect?

For anyone else who's been suffering through a heatwave on their period, here's a medal.

the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed

i just filled all the squares on my don’t threaten me with a good time bingo card

What a great wedding gift for Taylor.

My posts most days. I'm sorry.

Just saw on the news that Ukraine is beating Russia now, but yesterday I was told on the news that Russia is going to be in our streets in a few years? Very confusing. Do we starve the kids or not?

Had this for supper tonight straight from the garden. I’m like, totally self sufficient.

heat stroke has the chance to do the funniest thing

Seeing English people on the TL go heavy on cheering for their team against DR Congo

Will "Number 10 North" have a cat? How has this question not been raised yet.

just said, "how are you?" to new member of bar staff and received a heartfelt lengthy, nuanced and reflective reply. welcome to employment neurodivergent queen 👑 I'm sorry for what's about to happen 😔

As our union indicates "If just the 16 highest-paid execs capped their salary at £120k, we’d save more money than all the cuts to Archeology & History!"

It’s been very slightly less than boiling for about 12 minutes and I’ve already done something stupid. Just cleaned my car. It’s well shiny though.

What's so visually appealing about the London Underground network? I get asked this all the time. The underground is like a beautiful living museum full of old and new. So much to visually discover and I enjoy trying to share what I love about the network through my photography.

As a cis woman I never have. I was a “tom boy” and I liked hanging out with boys and doing “boy” things but I always knew I was a girl. I spent many years questioning my sexuality in a very hostile environment (thanks Section 28) but it didn’t stop me being bi. I just wouldn’t have felt so shitty.

crying laughing at the idea of proposing a shift in Christian doctrine that says there was no virgin birth but everyone believed Mary because she was hot

I really REALLY hope that this is the start of a wave of this shit happening. Until the bubble bursts.

John Bentinck, 5th Duke of Portland (1800-1878) avoided people to the nth degree. He employed hundreds and though well paid, the employees were not allowed to speak to him or acknowledge him. The one worker who raised his hat to the duke was promptly dismissed. 1/

Not to get all ‘oh Jeremy Corbyn’ about things but I have very vivid memories of journalists and other cunts all laughing their heads off at the 2017 manifesto commitment to plant fucking loads of trees to help cities mitigate the impact of excessive heat.

Absolutely fucking grim response. Are they “migrants” or “asylum seekers”? And what exactly is illegal? Jesus. The obfuscation. No we shouldn’t be housing asylum seekers in Army camps. Because it’s a total failing of our asylum and immigration systems and it’s inhumane. This is pure racism.

Now we’re talking.

If everybody on one side of the world jumps at the same time, we can knock ourselves a bit further away from the Sun and solve this.

THERE ARE ADS WHEN WE PAUSE SHOWS NOW SOMEONE BRING ME A VCR

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OH MY GOD I’M SO SICK OF THE AIR CON DISCOURSE. It’s almost worse than the fucking heat.

… after the bars turn out their lights. (Emo edition)

I get so much mileage out of not knowing sports or that sports are happening

Do you still have that one tattoo? That's how it works, of course you do