[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

YAY! I’ve not seen Mychal since the Twitter days. So glad he’s here and still awesome 🖤

“So we’re gonna win the war?” “War, whatever, I’m busy reinstalling the whites-only water fountains.”

*pushing our way to the front of the courtroom audience* so... is there a Mario Mangione?

Off-topic: Interesting that we still use the word "footage" even when we're past film or tape

Dudes rock

The rule of three is a weird one though. I have that if I’m popping to the shop for something. If it gets above three I’ll write a list, but three I can cope with as long as nobody waves anything shiny at me.

#ACAB Simon Harwood, who caused his death had previously resigned to avoid disciplinary hearing. Then rejoined and killed someone. "In 12 years from 1997 until his suspension after Mr Tomlinson’s death, he faced 10 complaints, many alleging violence".

I feel like we might have fucked that one, mate.

Do you know what "incentivises" a person (of any age) to seek a diagnosis of neurodiversity? The fact that if you are neurodiverse, all the systems in this country have been made unbearable for you to function in. I'm sorry if difference gives you the ick, but that's very much a you problem.

Absolutely this. Optimising society for profit rather than survival has resulted in society itself becoming sociopathic and manipulative. The systems are designed to make you give up and give in.

"You can't be ill, because it's too expensive, so we're declaring you not ill" appears to be official Labour Party policy now.

No. Fucking. Shit. I believe that behind climate change, housing is the biggest problem we face for society at the moment. It has a tsunami level ripple effect to so may other aspects of life. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a... www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

idk which branch of Christianity this is, but if there’s a pamphlet or something, you have my interest

seeing a lot of "higher gas prices won't affect me because I don't drive very much" and unfortunately it is my sad duty to inform you that your food does not teleport to the grocery store

happy trans day of visibility to all of the incredible trans people in my life. the world is better with you in it and I'm never going to stop fighting for you, because your fight is my fight. we're in this together.

Accidentally dropped Julie B*rchill and Kathle**n Sto*k’s hateful books down between the book shelf voids at the local Library. Oops 🤷🏼‍♀️ And in Waterstones I did a bit of rearranging to advertise one of my favourites ( @drdeanburnett.bsky.social) Successful day.

“Go fuck a sofa, Nazi.”

People love it when you fight the NHS. Every time this happens, people love it.

Nick Cave and the Bad Takes

This. The dream of the 90s is dead. Cheap rent enables every kind of creative work and nothing else can substitute for it.

I’m just going to say if you were worried about what the neighbors think I would not write to the newspaper asking for advice about it. I think when the neighbors see you in the newspaper going “what to do about my sexless lawn husband?” they will, if anything, have their interest piqued

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peak business relationship

My most long-term and healthy relationship is with the lawn guy I inherited from the previous owner of this house. He just appeared one day & told me the price. There is no schedule. That was 5 years ago. I never know when he will appear but I just send the money when I see the yard look nice again.

Saw the third picture, just started spontaneously crying.

if you find yourself overwhelmed by constant terror at the state of the world, may I suggest becoming a bird person? it doesn't really fix anything, but it at least lets you go "oh hell yeah" whenever you see a raven flying past with sticks for a nest in its beak or whatever

This is great, and I'd also like everyone to know that the original Take On Me video on YouTube has 2.3 *billion* views As it should

I would go as far as to say that if you live long enough, everyone will be a disabled person.

HONESTLY like hey guys you do realise that you too could one day be a disabled person 💀

the thing that freaks my nut about people who get their knickers in a twist about benefits is thats YOUR insurance scheme. it's like me calling up the cat insurance company i pay into every month and demanding that they reduce payouts in case something happens. like how much of a dipshit are you

But did he get invited for dinner afterwards?

incredible thread of a man turning into a corn cob on live television

What the average person thinks HR is supposed to do for them at a job is what unions are actually for.

Rotating my wardrobe from winter black to springtime black.

Someone tell #PaapaEssiedu THAT HE IS LITERALLY HELPING TO FUND HATE and he can fro with this self-comforting bs.

thus proving whales are among the most intelligent creatures on earth

Just had a taxi driver say 'these days' he'd be scared helping a woman if she needed it in case he'd be accused of something so I told him he was more likely to be raped himself than the victim of a false accusation and he never said another word the rest of the journey

I wrote about the findings from the inquiry about the impact of the pandemic on the NHS, and the mistakes of the first year. I hope it makes you angry - it should make us all angry. open.substack.com/pub/christin...

The problem with Engineering.

AI is doing terrible terrible harms in so many ways... but also... so many of the stories are just absolute fucking losers who want a woman to be nice to them all the time. Fuck you, you gross pathetic loser creeps. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Does anyone know if I can do anything useful with a 2012 iMac other than just take it to the recycling centre?

About fucking time.

I would lie down and let the bear eat me. I like that pretty much all the comments say the same thing.

Literal lunacy.