Weirdgirl and her dragon go on a road trip

My new favorite malapropism: sneaky suspicion. 😁

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Things your unhoused neighbors can use this summer, aside from the obvious: - candy (I get asks for this more than almost anything) - sunscreen (high SPF pls!) - lip balm (bonus for SPF) - electrolyte packets for water - cash - gift cards for fast food and/or accessible grocery stores 1/

Don't elect basic unqualified assholes with no credentials or community work thank you

A career in the fire service is a life in lessons learned. Here is one I learned very late in my time on the job. One in which I was glad to be alive. The West Fire, July 6, 2018:

really enjoyed the last year of scolding about this dude /sarcasm

I think that's a safe assumption.. #crime #politics

@workingfamilies.org I’m dues-paying member who contacted you 3 fucking months ago with my concerns about Graham Platner and no one gave me a single response I am canceling my membership today

And this concludes my cycling program for the week. 😎

Mbappe fires back at the racist Paraguayan senator who said he grew up with chimpanzees

Everybody always tells me you can’t do activism by posting but yesterday I participated in raising more then $230,000 to fight voter suppression and we did it all by posting so, like, what the fuck are y’all even talking about.

Here's the thing I just realized: the joy is eternal. Doesn't knock out the rest, but there's a place you can feel it. I'm 80 years old. Respect your damn elders who know shit like this and live like you stole it. Worst thing to do is die with a scowl. 😎

This is NOT what the FIFA World Cup is about. The FIFA World Cup is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave

This Day in Labor History: July 6, 1892. In one of the Gilded Age’s most notorious anti-labor acts of violence, 300 Pinkerton detectives, working for Andrew Carnegie’s Homestead Steel, cracked down on thousands of strikers, leading to a gunfight that killed three Pinkertons and seven strikers!!!

This starts a month today! If you want to come along please book now - its so helpful for acts when you book in advance as it shows venues people want to see us! I am very excited and really proud of this show, which has been two years in the making, and the finished result is, imo the best version

I mean, who else are you going to call? 🤷‍♂️🚒😁

We’ve talked about this, but pictures > words

England advances. 3 ENG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | 🇲🇽 MEX 2 FT

The #9s earning their keep! 3 ENG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | 🇲🇽 MEX 2 75'

On this day I honor my friend Anita, who I once met for a July 4th picnic, and when I suggested we list the things we like about America, she said: "I'm going home."

El Tri responds! 2 ENG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | 🇲🇽 MEX 1 44'

England's #9 doing #10 stuff! 2 ENG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | 🇲🇽 MEX 0 41'

Gianni Infantino did what Mike Pence lacked the courage to do.

The red card is now on Epstein Island.

This lesson always stimulated some excellent discussion with my EMT students. 😁🚑

San Diego Fire-Rescue working a 2nd-alarm vegetation fire in the Tijuana River valley. This is the #SunsetFire.

I wanted to share my thoughts on the proposed OMB rule change that would radically transform federal grant-making into an overtly partisan political process. It's highly alarming, and would be devastating for American science (among many other things).

The U.S. military shot and killed an American on U.S. soil this morning

Read every word aloud.

Luke McGarry. #comics #art #murica

About 4 of you (my mutuals) are following this guy, and I'm betting you might decide not to.

LOL, @chicagotribune.com Luke Skywalker thinks you suck, did not realize you were on the side of the Empire. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

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Matxín praises 🇸🇮 Pogačar’s role in 🇲🇽 Del Toro’s 🇫🇷 Tour stage 2 victory 🗣️ “It is clear that Tadej produced a masterpiece, a true work of art that is now part of cycling history. That is Pogačar for you.” 📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/matx... 📸 Cor Vos

Isaac del Toro, today. From "tourist" to stage winner!! 😁

Hey @chicagotribune.com Editorial Board: Why did you describe me as a “bomb-throwing influencer”? This is wrong, inflammatory, and racist. Change it. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/07/05/e...

My upcoming book is absolutely packed to the brim with em dashes—more em dashes than any well-adjusted human being could possibly need or want—and if any of you tries to claim they are the result of some soulless LLM rather than my own unhinged compulsion I will fight you.

A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.

Dear European friends: If you don’t like the FIFA decision and think Trump/FIFA/USA is corrupt my suggestion is to BOYCOTT AND DIVEST FROM THIS FUCKING COUNTRY like I’ve been freaking begging you to because of our multiple HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS!!

No photo more perfectly sums up the Trump era - one young black woman riding a train surrounded by cowardly, masked white supremacists. A Pulitzer for this shot seems inevitable.

So does Trump also think that Flo Balogun is a citizen or nah? Could somebody who is a White House reporter ASK HIM ABOUT THAT instead of merely republishing his press releases??

He looks like Frankenstein’s monster got a gym membership.

🇫🇷 🇪🇸 🇵🇹 🌡️ Hundreds of firefighters battled forest infernos in France, Spain and Portugal on Sunday as temperatures rose again in heatwave-scarred Europe ➡️ u.afp.com/SKdd

Maybe this will break through to the terminally stupid because Russian funding of Bexit didn't

let’s fucking go