Simply Having A wonderful

a Christmas miracle!!!! theyre gonna wire jake pauls jaw shut 🍸🍸🍸

GDC, 2015

This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid

Go fuck yourself

American democracy ending explained

give greta thunberg a gundam

It's always 2 blind men touching different parts of the elephant telling eachother "exactlyyyy"

Fuck it, Bug Dimmadome

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

@gameonysus.bsky.social being like horses are pretty cool in small amounts while everyone else sounds like this. 5 star episode

yall were sending Bill Clinton out to NYC to campaign for Andrew Cuomo like a month ago

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

You don’t need to be close to a cause to care about it but periodic reminder that my dad immigrated here from Mexico in the 80s, only eventually gaining citizenship. Supporting my work means supporting immigrants regardless of their status. Without them I would not be here.

Conservative scorning, poster's warning. Conservative fight, poster's delight.

Me when the ER calls about my bill.

@giantbomb.bsky.social GIANTBOMB LIVES!!!!

Tony Soprano voice: she painted a number on the mountain is what she did…. the gommage they called it

My son sent me this and now I can't breathe.

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

A goose is like a living flail

where are they taking me #nintendo #nyc

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

Cow.

Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!

fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him

They should invent a my house that is clean

Peak

we’re five seconds from this

"We cannot leave the security of Europe in the hands of voters in Wisconsin every 4 years." - France Minister for the EU

You guys invoked him on the pod and brought him back to life!! @haleyfax.bsky.social @sarahpodz.bsky.social @minnmax.bsky.social

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

"At least one person tried to commit suicide, according to several migrants. Another broke his leg trying to escape. A third sent a plaintive missive from a hidden cellphone: “Only a miracle can save us.” A migrant from Iran, Artemis Ghasemzadeh, 27, wrote “Help us” in lipstick on one window.

Someone's gotta do it I guess New print here! www.sonnyross.com/shop/together

Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn

Your Daily Affirmation: I am immune to becoming a dick weed. Thoughtless, stupid, and inconsiderate behavior by people in power does not infect me. I adhere to my standards of kindness, consideration, and thoughtfulness, allowing the hateful and the stupid to just fuck all the way off. #Waffles

We gotta run this dude outta town

guys do you think his camouflage is working?