If we shadows have offended, suck my ass and go get bended

What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your peach piss n fart cake.

Couple of wild things.

Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.

Maomao

June rewards ✉️

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

Do you hate small talk or do you think you're supposed to hate small talk? I don't want to talk about my personal life with the old guy in line with me at CVS I wanna talk about what the sky is doing and nothing else, thank god I have a way to do that.

Whenever Brewster asks me if I want pigeon milk in my coffee? Yeah. I say yes. I’m built different.

Just swimming by to say hello.

Possum jar in the works

Feels like we need to return to a time where we knew the difference between trauma and being really upset.

Thanks to AI we are currently in what I like to call the Pretenaissance. The Molden Age. The Unlightenment.

How does she have the world’s cutest meow?

the sketchbook, lately

NASA Astronomy Hourly Picture - 2005-10-14: Eclipse Shirt #Astronomy #NASA #Space

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

A fun character I did for someone as a trade ✨

cover reveal! . NOWHERELAND horror comic, out June 2026! in print and digital. #comics #horror #fantasy

I think the most fun part of having acutely elevated anxiety is all the peeing that my body decides it needs to do.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Slightly increase a band HUNTR/CES

Making all your friends on the internet is insane (positive) Some of my friends are exactly my age. Some are a decade older than me. Some of them I'm technically closer in age to their moms that I am to them. All of us are adults with houses and shit.

Spring Herald (2022)

Unfair that monk robes are cooler than nun robes, they should get to choose which outfit they like best when they get in there. Also unfair that you have to believe in a specific god to join a friendly communal gardening cult, they should get to choose which one they like best when they get in there

Speed dating is where you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode

OFFICIAL MET GALA THREAD STARTS HERE

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com)

Zebracorns make me happy 🦄

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

little daoist comic. he has a name but i'm holding onto it for now.

I really miss my kitty.

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines. Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing

Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

Journey actually accounts for several spots on this list but I wanted to keep it spicy. I've never played Dragon's Dogma myself, but I have watched, and Grigori is the coolest. Also, know that when I say "needs a remake" what I mean is "they need to try this whole thing again."

I haven’t cried at all yet today please clap. (Fr tho it feels like a win)

NASA Astronomy Hourly Picture - 1998-05-06: Beijing Ancient Observatory #Astronomy #NASA #Space

Just found these on my porch with no note 🥺 whomst??

this is what true wealth looks like

I’m doing better than I thought I would in some ways and worse in others. My emotional state reads like a seismograph. Moments of peace with the state of things and then these spikes of grief. I think the worst part is the helplessness in those moments. No fixing it. Just have to endure.

Hello all. I've been fighting w/ AMD for WEEKS & they keep giving me the run around. So, while I continue to fight w/ them, I've started a kofi to get a new mobo & CPU so I can get my PC back up. If you can donate, tysvm! If you can't, spreading the word (& link) helps alot! ko-fi.com/bigbeaz

Had to say goodbye to my cat last night. Had him from 3 months old until he was two months from 20. It wasn’t unexpected, and maybe I shouldn’t be surprised at how much it still hurts, but I didn’t expect how much my whole body would physically ache from grief. Love you forever, Henry.