I don't think they should be allowed to do that

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

september 30 ... october 1

Happy Michael Festival to all Michaels

they’re making the mice sexier

Remember the reason for the season

Vaccine autism is more a body high, Tylenol autism is more a head high.

we're smoking tylenol. i injected myself with 80 gallons of horse vaccine and it turned me into a telekinetic mutant with unfathomable psychic potential. if that pussy isn't autistic, i don't want it. this shit ain't nothing to me man

🍂 HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FALL! 🍂

this exists it is called thinking

lol

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

you can't excise trans people from society because transness is an emergent property of free will. if you divide the world up into men and women and say men do this and women do that, some people are going to say that sucks, fuck you, i do what i want. it doesn't get more complicated than that

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

hmm.

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

For decades everyone on the list argued they only knew Epstein in a professional capacity while all the notes to him are "I sure love being pedophiles together with you, my friend Jeffrey Epstein"

I saw this years ago (possibly in a dream) but couldn't find it so here you go gang have fun

why every american company is burning to the ground in a microcosm

hot dog guy dot jpeg

Really, the only truly surprising part of that sentence is “Tom Clancy’s”.

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

"Fuck ICE and Israel" Seen in Denver, Colorado

Something Awful posters in 2025

i found this screenshot on tumblr and i can't stop staring at it. every detail is so beautiful i want to weep. why did we ever leave this behind?

Microsoft employees occupy headquarters in protest of Israel contracts. The protest encampment started today, and it’s the biggest escalation of the protests at Microsoft so far www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.

i hate having a day job i hate the entire feeling of wanting to shove a full day's worth of goofing off into four hours i want to drink coke and eat four bowls of cereal and clean the apartment and that's all really hard to do at the same time as taking a nap

look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless

we need a PaRappa the Rapper of the left

Happening now: protesters in Chicago are interrupting a hiring fair at the Congress Hotel, where U.S. Customs and Border protection is recruiting today. Banner reads, "stop kidnapping our neighbors!" It's quite the scene in here, and the DHS table has been blocked for several minutes already.

swimmy

rolling into town like a jrpg character and demanding to see the mayor

Time has changed