It is not a great look that some senior Democratic leaders have had time to put out statements on social media about how much they'll miss Lindsey Graham but haven't had time to talk about these latest executions carried out by Trump's gestapo in American streets.

Upon hearing that Lindsay Graham died Democrats: We will remember him fondly even though we disagreed on the literally everything and he treated us like shit. Republicans: He was mostly useful and his death is very inconvenient. Nevertheless we shall fortify ourselves by feasting upon his corpse.

Oh, you think it's funny that he literally shit himself to death? That he rose up like a pebble atop a geyser of his own refuse and broke his neck on his ceiling? That his family had to see the man dressed in his own stew like an undercooked buffalo wild wings boneless wing in 'Caribbean Jerk' dress

This is going to put ideas in Benjamin Netanyahu's head . . .

every so often Zelensky gets a chance to go back to to being a funny guy on tv and it's like his eyes light up and he loses 5 years of age look at his face man is SO HAPPY to just be crushing a punchline

People are right to be mad about the predictable Platner fiasco, but it's worth remembering that last year a ton of establishment Democrats supported disgraced sexual harasser Andrew Cuomo against clean-as-a-whistle Zohran. Tolerating problem men is an issue across the ideological spectrum.

Do you think CNBC or traditional media would have let this slide if Joe Biden gave the same answer about Hunter?

THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO

This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question.

evergreen

The Supreme Court is so divided now. The 3 Dem justices will continue to wear their black robes, while the 6 Republican justices will go back to wearing their white ones.

Ted just keeps talking about how Trump is dying. Glad at least one politician is. Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) Suggests Trump is Being Treated for Terminal Illness youtu.be/W1nXiENOX_0?...

TBH I feel like Mamdani has bent over backwards to demonstrate that he's not remotely antisemitic, and guys like Frum who will call him an antisemite anyway on the basis of his religion and anti-Zionism are doing the work of bona fide antisemites

One of the few grounds for long-term optimism is that institutions designed to pander to morons and crackpots tend not to remain effective once, inevitably, they come to be STAFFED by morons and crackpots.

Therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK’s largest children’s prison

The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas

This is important to say as a matter of both truth and political messaging: There is nothing less manly than being obsessed with other people's genitals and trying to police who's manly enough. The proper response is not "That's not appropriate." It's "Get lost, you loser, you creep, you pervert."

"Here's looking at you, pig." "Fozzie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." "You played it for her, now play it for me. Play it, Rowlf." "The Fraggles wore gray, you wore pink." "Major Eagle has been shot. Round up the usual suspects." (Victor Laszlo is the one human.)

Oh no! Don’t plant bamboo!

Dying as he lived: Giving to a robot a job many humans would have happily performed.

Man, Iran really took Trump to the cleaners. Eh?

The richest man in the world did this, not for any reason, just for the fun of it.

Impressive. Yet all you chose to emulate was the horseshit.

of course they never cared about Pride, but the world in which they pretend to care is vastly better than the one in which they don't pretend and we are seeing it in real time we want the money to think there's more profit in being performatively woke than performatively bigoted

They’re packaging it like this so it looks like a shallow trend, but Gen Z has gone through two financial crises, a pandemic, rising fascism, active shooter drills since they were toddlers, and are now being told by the oligarchy they’re to be replaced by robots. Socialism is the logical conclusion.

I would love for one (1) Democratic candidate to respond to this kind of bullshit by saying "My opponent is a panty-sniffing creep who wants to inspect your children's genitals."

Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE

Fuck yea, I love reading the news.

lmaaoo no way there's just not enough time for this racism bc of all the other racism

Whether you like P2V, P2A, V2V or even A2M, it's that time of year to reflect on how the universe gives not one shit about you and your zesty-ass behavior. In meaninglessness, we find true equality. Always enjoy arbys

TIM WALZ: Abolish the electoral college, abolish the senate, do gerrymandering, pack the court

I'm thrilled to announce a joint venture with RFK Jr. dedicated to putting more sperm into our teenage boys!

Narrator: In fact, he is a villain

The idea of winning votes by running candidates that appeal to bigotry is so obviously wrong-headed. A voter who is going to make their bigotry the priority is just going to vote for the most bigoted candidate. You win by differentiation, not by being the weaker version of an existing flavor.

How did I only just discover that Don Jr is marrying the daughter of a prominent Epstein enabler? Her late dad, a banker, wrote Epstein a reference letter calling him "a gentleman of the highest integrity" to help get him tax breaks &… his island. Can’t make this stuff up.

RFK Jr. Rushed To Gym After Heart Attack

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"

ok I know everyone is saying exactly the same thing at once but christ on cracker this is the president of the United States bragging that a fellow crook 'kept me out of jail for years.'

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Fixed it!!

This hasn’t just broken containment. It’s reaching escape velocity.

While you can’t afford a trip for your family this summer, you just paid for Sean Duffy’s 7-month road trip at $4.55 per gallon of gas.

Dems running for president in 2028 should consider pledging to replace Trump's ballroom with a museum devoted to American democracy and all our struggles over it. For good measure, let's throw in an exhibit about Jan 6. END newrepublic.com/article/2101...

Love this idea!!

that the virginia supreme court allowed the referendum to go forward - they could have stopped it - and then ruled this way really gives up the game the only difference between now and then is that the we know the result and they didn't like it

ICE is a criminal organization harming and racially profiling Californians. I'll send ICE to jail if they break our laws, all the way up to Stephen Miller.

If you thought elaborately faking being good at videogames to impress a bunch of manchildren was embarrassing, consider elaborately faking that your mother loves you.