DON'T MISS THE BIG PICTURE! Trump is absolutely terrified of Dems controlling Congress next year. Everything he does, abusing his power, is to prevent that outcome - not to lower costs, increase the quality of our lives, or improve anything really. Begs the question: WHAT is he afraid of?!

Murray: Is it true that people making under $184,000 pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate? Dahl: Yes. Murray: And what is the rate for someone making $1,000,000? Dahl: 2.2%.

Some good news.

This "Weekend at Bernie's" sequel looks pretty lame, tbh

All caused by vanity.

"Trump: the Meta President"

Shocking scenes in Dallas as a member of the Egypt national team staff ‘Ibrahim Hassan’ twin brother of coach Hossam Hassan, was violently pushed by Dallas police while taking a photo with a young fan.

OMG! ❤️ I've never seen a koala run before, much less walk or even stand on back legs!

Mama's Special Boy reminds us all (yet again!) that he is in fact Mama's one and only Special Boy!

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

Vance, likely: "I think it's time we reconsider the horrible treatment of Charles Manson, and why brutally murdering celebrities should be viewed as patriotic"

COLOMBIA TAKES ON DR CONGO sounds like an Austin Powers spin-off! (pronouncing DR as Doctor 😉)

LFG!!

Because taking good care of your elf should always be a priority! 😂

My current Chick-Fil-A rewards point balance is 666. I apologize in advance for causing the apocalypse to occur 😁

THEN WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO INVADE THEM?!?

people who work and invest in AI frequently ask me why their work polls so badly

An elephant at the Texas Republican convention has urinated all over the floor.

Six Flags White House sponsored by Bud Light.

"perceived to have criminal ties"?!?! Dear Next President, Please save Sec Mullin's statement and use it liberally throughout your term! Beginning w/ Sec Mullin. And his boss!

A federal judge in Boston struck down President Donald Trump's hefty fee on H-1B visas for highly skilled foreign workers. U.S. District Judge Leo Sorokin on Monday called the $100,000 fee an unlawful tax that Congress never authorized.

"Something remarkable happened in April. For the first time in history, wind and solar generated more electricity than gas across the entire planet. Not in a country. Not in a region. Globally." Tons of great news here from Danny Kennedy (via @billmckibben.bsky.social's newsletter, which rules).

The lawyer who defended Ken Paxton during his impeachment trials has announced he is endorsing James Talarico.

😂😂😂 "The losers of the Super Bowl announce that they didn't really lose, but rather THEY chose to let the other team win!"

If my math is right, the crime rate for pardoned insurrectionists is roughly three times higher than that of immigrants.

When 70's singing sensation Carole King sends you an email asking to help Jon Ossoff's campaign, it doesn't matter that she's So Far Away, it still makes the Earth Move Under My Feet, because with me She's Got a Friend - and it's never Too Late, Baby! 😊

Too much absurdity! Trump stating that HE KNOWS the correct spelling of "dumb" ... but most people don't 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ And why was that necessary? He was explaining why he says "dumocrats" rather than "dumbocrats" 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Which, even though they're only figments in his tiny brain, would be pronounced the same 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

"I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment." 😂😂😂 Talarico understood the assignment.

Breaking News: The Wonders will not be appearing at Freedom 250.

A pound of ground beef is more than the federal minimum wage. Read that again.

😂😂😂 And don't call him Shirley!

Alsonsi ain't holding back here - good for her! "protecting power rather than scrutinizing it" "it was a deliberate choice to penalize a journalist for refusing to sanitize factually accurate reporting" "lacks the the courage and character to produce journalism that matters"

Cooper is here to make your day better with his crooning. That stunned snapping to attention when he realizes he's being watched kills me! 😂 Good boy, Cooper! ❤️🐶

CHEF'S KISS! As we were enjoying the finale of Stephen Colbert's show last night - which included a running gag about the identity of the final guest - we both speculated about possible names. But neither of us ever mentioned Sir Paul - EVEN THOUGH I WAS WEARING A FREAKING MCCARTNEY T-SHIRT!! 😂😂😂

The new Trump-AI-Speech-Writing-Bot's gonna be lit! 😂 "We will do things we can't do, or couldn't do before, because we couldn't do them while thinking we might be able to. That's how our country was born by our great founders, George Lincoln & Alexander Jefferson, and perhaps George Jefferson."

"You know who never, ever gets an ounce of sympathy? Satan! How unfair is that?"

🤡🤡🤡🤡 all of them.

Absolutely absurd!!

@blueheronfarm.bsky.social Sending a friendly Howdy your direction as we drive nearby (sort of; at the Waller Buc-ees) 😊

I love this so much! Brings back so many great memories. You see, as a freshman in the 80s - without a TV! - I would join others in our dorm rec room after midnight to watch this wacky new show. It was simple, fun, & unscripted. And I was hooked for years to come! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBKW...

Yeesh!! Well, we have it on video now 🤷‍♂️

Ah, yes - who can forget that famous line from Paul Revere's Ride: "One if by hi-fidelity stereo, two if by vision"?!

😁 More of this, please!