Dear God!! Trump's White House remodel has taken a severe turn for the worse! 😉😂

Breaking news!!!! reviews are in for the new Melania movie

She smiles at the man who shoots her and says she isn't mad at him. Clearly initiates the effort to leave when the aggressive agents arrive. The question now (not that this was in question) isn't who's telling the truth. It's when DHS had this video and knew that what they were saying was a lie.

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For the record - Asshole ICE Agent: snaps, and screams "ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL PUT YOU IN HANDCUFFS!" Protester proceeds to tell him: "Shut the fuck up" "You piece of shit" "Fuck you!" 4 or 5 times Yet the Asshole ICE Agent NEVER puts him in handcuffs.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

DAMN!! When even Jesse Ventura is left of Trump, you know how far our current admin has strayed!

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THIS!

This isn't law and order - THIS IS MURDER!! 🤬🤬🤬

[Billy Idol singing] 🎶 Well, it's a .. nice day for a ...

Where's the online petition so we can display our enthusiastic support for this? And the GoFundMe to help assist it financially?

I’m sure she really meant it then.

Omens.

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So, according to his own words, he is anti Christmas cheer?!? Remind me again what each side stands for in the War on Christmas! 🤦‍♂️

In case you've ever been curious about how to say "Millennium Falcon" in French:

’Twas the night before Epstein files, and down DC way Not a conscience was stirring in Trump’s DOJ.... And Trump in his bunker, Pam Bondi nearby, Had just settled in for a long, oily lie. Please read the rest & check out our substack: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/twas-the-n...

Hilarious. The WH had all the Cabinet members simultaneously put out statements supporting Susie Wiles after the Vanity Fair article came out.

Well well well. Just saw a old clip of Jon Stewart testifying before a 2019 House committee, fighting for 9/11 first responders funding; he called out 1 specific GOP Rep, who had met him beforehand to offer excuses & lies about why the govt just didn't have the money to fund them. Mike Johnson. 🙄

Bookmark this video to pull back out & repost & replay for as many folks as possible - and remember, if they forget about it due to Trump of swamping the news cycle. THIS is who Trump and the GOP are! THIS is how they feel about millions of Americans who are victims of a rigged insurance system!

ALERT to hoops 3-point fans: Early in the 2nd half of the Creighton - Kansas State game, the Bluejays are shooting 38% overall, yet shooting 44% from 3. And the Wildcats are shooting an impressive 48% overall, while shooting a ridiculous 55% from 3!! Just crazy! 2-point shots are for wimps! 😂🏀

What does that mean? It means that he is absolutely okay with lying his ass off & making up crap ... unless it's under oath, in which case he fully comprehends that that is perjury, & he'll gladly tap-dance for you.

Trump Standard Operating Procedure Such a weak, cowardly asshole!

WAIT WHAT?!? Basically, "If I get paid to use facts & tell the truth, then I do that; If I get paid to lie & promote insane conspiracy theories, then I do that" Talk about no moral compass!! But thanks, I guess, for admitting your old radio show & podcasts were nothing but complete lies & BS.

For a president who detests dogs and has no interest in having any pets, he sure seems to have a ton of lapdogs!

[clears throat] Ahem. FUCK THIS SUPREME COURT!!! They are now just inventing & fabricating whatever the Hell they feel like.

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Dear MAGA, I'm begging you, please cancel your Costco membership - AND DON'T RENEW IT!! You simply won't shut up about it, so how about putting some actions behind those whiney words! Go. Leave. Stay away. Don't com back. And Christmas will come a little early for the rest of us sane folk.

BREAKIING: This morning, GOP Sen. Roger Marshall PROVED that he is, in fact, as dumb as he looks.

😂😂😂 Replace "raccoon" with "little brown mouse", and this is literally an old campfire song!

You have until 7 to get in line to vote in TN-07 special election. If you are in line, STAY IN LINE, they have to let you vote. If anyone tries to tell you different record them and report them.

"You can't mix fiber and copper; you just can't! One time I was wearing a fiber coat, and the White House makeup artist dyed my face copper: and it looked really horrible. I fired that makeup woman - likely a communist plant paid for by some liberal billionaire that I never met on Epstein Island!"

Say it again, louder! For all the toxic male morons out there!!

Dear Every member of the Trump admin, every Republican, & every RW news outlet: PROVE THIS WAS NOT A FLAS FLAG OPERATION! -- P R O V E I T ! ! -- Because suspiciously, the result is exactly what you wanted.

Hey, does everybody remember that time 2 months ago when Trump pathetically tried to justify his deployment of National Guard troops in D.C. by informing us how much safer it had become? And he labeled D.C. as a SAFE ZONE? And then told us "safe zone" was a TERM OF ART? 😂😂😂😂

Queue Anon 😂

Can we return to the Congressional Shut Down? They were accomplishing the same amount while doing less damage then!

In case you have any doubts about crypto

And don't just "pick a fucking side"; pick the fucking CORRECT side! It's an incredibly easy choice.

OK, setting aside for a moment Trump's insane post that Congressman should be federally executed, and Leavitt's pathetic attempt to defend it by saying the real issue was what those Congressman said, she also stated - and I quote: WE HAVE 1.3 ACTIVE DUTY SERVICE MEMBERS IN THIS COUNTRY. 🤡 🤡 🤡

Marist finds Democrats up 55/41 on the generic ballot: maristpoll.marist.edu/polls/a-look... That may be a factor of an enthusiasm gap mixed with a serving of outlier, but also it’s not a shocker in light of the sheer extent of Democrats’ sweeping wins in November.

So let me make sure I understand The Rules: - If you LIKE the murder victim (Kirk), then the crime is heinous, & any m4dia mention short of praise will get you fired (Dowd). - If you DISLIKE the murder victim (Khashoggi), then it's an unfortunate episode, & questions about it are an insult.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.