😁 More of this, please!

THIS! This is how you push back! Don't waste a second falling for their insincere theatrics and well-practiced "How dare you!" routine.

Day 1536 of my 3 day war. I had to beg Donald to plead with Zelensky to permit my 5th victory parade in a war in losing. I remain a master strategist.

Is it that her number is no longer 867-5309?

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Guaranteed to put a smile or 2 on your face! 😁 www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNe9...

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

According to a Trump post, Rudy Giuliani :"has been hospitalized, and is in critical condition". I hear they took him to Four Seasons Urgent Care & Total Landscaping.

President Barack Obama Mark Hamill What more could you ask for? 😊

DEAR GOD! It's May of 2026 - and this moron is STILL bragging about his ability to recognize basic animals. Every Kindergartener can do this, and even they don't get as excited about it as he does! 🙄🤦‍♂️

HEADS UP, FOLKS! Yes, the new SCOTUS VRA ruling is maddening, -BUT- it's not hopeless. As this video points out, the new precedent can also be used by Dems, who no longer must follow the VRA either: CA, IL, & CO alone could net 12 more D seats. If R states abuse this ruling, Dems MUST punch back!

Incompetent? Or lying? Both are disqualifying.

What truly triggered Melania? Every comic has brutally mocked Trump for a decade; Kimmel's bit last week was no different w/ dozens of jokes mocking all things Trump. But he barely mentioned Melania. He said she was beautiful, and "glowed like an expectant widow". KIMMEL EXPOSED HER TRUE FEELINGS!

Trump has two priorities: Stay out of Prison Take as much money as possible That's all his Presidency is about.

LOL Interpretation: we know the answer, we don't like it because it's embarrassing, and we're still working on inventing a decent excuse

When you make ballrooms illegal only illegals will have ballrooms The only way to stop a bad man in a ballroom is a good man with a ballroom

This is Spot. He politely offered to protect you during your run. This is what's known in the business as "securing the perimeter." 14/10 you're welcome (IG: spot_the_whippetmix)

Pete Hegseth's Daily Bible Verse: "And then the Lord approached his disciple Luke, and spoke to him, saying 'Use the Force, Luke', and thus verily Luke was able to use the Force"

L. Louise Lucas (D-Portsmouth) serves as the President pro tempore of the Senate of Virginia:

Today in "I Couldn't Have Said Better Myself!"

Dear Lord! What an f-ing moron!! ".. when I saw a duck - a duck? What is a duck? I've never heard that term before! I mean, I've heard it, but I've never heard OF it. Just because I know a word doesn't mean I know what that word means. Who ever heard of such a thing? It's absurd!" 🙄

It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.

GODZILLA minus 1 = GODZLLA ? GODZILLA minus 0 = GDZILLA ? #GodzillaMath

Well played!

Vance: "Look, we're going to have disagreements, Brett, from time to time" Me: "No, we're going to disagree all the damn time, JD, as you do nothing but support evil and lie all the time!"

Wow! Provides some context. This is alarming - as many others have already commented!

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

The America I dream of. The America I want my kids to grow up in.

If we WON and they LOST, then how can they choose not to accept our terms? To paraphrase Twain, the rumors of Iran's loss was an exaggeration.

Picture of the century. 😍 📷 credit: Science Tube

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This is so well done. 👌

LOL Trump spent months trying to erase Epstein from the public consciousness, from forcing Johnson to shut down Congress to recklessly invading Iran, likely leading to massive GOP election losses. ...and Melania wipes all that out in minutes w/ her ham-fisted, unconvincing press conference! 🤣🤣🤣

LOL! Notice that he never says his wife doesn't want HIM to skydive! 😂😂 "No, sweetheart, I don't mind at all if you want to leap out of an airplane. In fact, I carefully 'packed' your parachute myself!" 😉

He said the quiet part out loud. You work for us, not him, Blanche.

Turns out Russia, Russia, Russia was worse than we thought

Cool, cool. Just received this notification from Mercari about an increase in shipping fees due to rising fuel costs. I forget: are we still winning?

Besides every statement he makes being neck-deep in batshit crazy, it's ironic that "I'm good at language" is definitive proof that he, in fact, IS NOT!

We’ve identified the White House leaker. 🔎

The old saying advises that "when you find yourself in a hole, stop digging", but Trump is such an inept moron and believes he is such a great deal-maker that his strategy is to talk to the hole and persuade the hole that it is actually flat ground. As he demonstrates here. 🤦‍♂️

It's "Happy Easter, especially to all the haters & Losers!" on steroids

Damn - UCLA Women just put on a hoops clinic! Championship games typically don't involve dominating blowouts like this. Props to MVP Lauren Betts, Gabriela Vasquez, & the entire team for tacking charge of this game from the opening tip-off! 🏀🏀🏀

Average U.S. gas prices per gallon on April 2, per AAA: • Unleaded: $4.08 (⬆️ $1.08 in one month) • Premium: $4.96 (⬆️ $1.10 in one month) • Diesel: $5.51 (⬆️ $1.77 in one month)

My son saw this clip, facepalmed, then said "That's nothing but BS propaganda!! I don't believe Rubio is THAT stupid!" I replied "I'm not so sure; it's hard to convince me he's faking it" 🤷‍♂️

Nick Anderson, Raw Story

lol- someone realizes that having an immigrant Hindu wife will be hard to sell to a party dominated by Christian nationalists. Hey, JD: you can't fix that with a book screaming that you're Mr. Super Christian Guy; the rank & file of your party doesn't read books, they burn them!