…said no one cool ever

Hell yes!

this is hilarious, I hope whoever told Walz to not be himself during the 24 campaign steps on the pointiest Legos and has their coffee order screwed up every day for the rest of their life

Tim Walz doing mystery science theater but for fox news

immediately pitching a hybrid goofrage podcast called "Fuck Those Guys With @governorwalz.mn.gov" to an expensive streaming service

Tim Walz is joining team "Fuck A.I."

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Wil Wheaton sci-fi-checks Republican rep. Tim Burchett using the bible to explain UFOs

wil wheaton: isnt this a megans law violation

Obama: I'd love a Republican Party that wasn't constantly tapping into our worst impulses, and there has been a Republican Party like that in the past and I want to see that return @wilwheaton.net: wtf are you talking about

Fox News: "The problem is teens and young adults from ages 15 to 19, the fertility rate is down 7%." ???

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CNBC: how should an investor process the annihilation of a civilization? is there upside or downside?

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Pete Hegseth’s God of War does it again— with @katiephang.bsky.social from our upcoming episode this weekend on @meidastouch.com Also please vote for us to win a Webby here: wbby.co/57565N

Yes Trump detonated a nuclear bomb wiping out a civilization, but let’s not forget that one time Biden stepped on a caterpillar and ended its life as well

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JD Vance thinks NATO is our enemy and aliens are demons. Also: Vote to win us a webby! vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

The New York Times deleted Trump’s “open the fuckin’ strait” line to make him look less insane Their write-up falsely says his post says only “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” and “Praise be to Allah”

hegseth is in charge of the pentagooning

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CORY BOOKER: There are really good Senate Republicans who privately tell me what's wrong JUST TELL UYS FUCL<KING WHO JESUHSC C YUFKMICN CHRIST

did you know? instead of watching AI or reading people who are fingerblasting AI you can watch human made Alien Super Show (made by aliens)

"Should we have a compulsory military or volunteer obligation in this country?" GAVIN NEWSOM: I think we have to look at ways we can frame a responsibility to serve for a year, six months, minimum year. 18 months.

Someone else’s confidential medical information 🤝 Trump’s spewing mouth

Imagine your drunk dad saying people died for you to distract from the Epstein files

The Hormuzic Man (1957)

FLASHBACK to Sen. Markwayne Mullin saying he likes to bite dudes

Newsmax officially predicted "WAR OVER SOON" and the media refuses to cover it

When we’re not out saving the world with woundwalk.org - we’re hunkered down watching our favorite space newscasters - @aliensupershow.bsky.social

bovino is gone but his voice still plays at 1.5x speed in our hearts

mystery science theater 3000 reviews the new film by republican senator tim burchett WOKEATOPIA

Frank, Trace and I represented Minnesota on the Alien Super Show. Thanks for having us, guys. It was fun to joke through the rage! @frankconniff.bsky.social @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social

Always an honor, not to mention lots of fun, to be on the @aliensupershow.bsky.social.

we got the mystery science theater 3000 guys who all live in minneapolis to watch the news with us and they had a lot to say about "tom homan's new tone"

some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is

She was great on Alien Super Show

Newsmax to Catholic Bishops: STAY IN YOUR LANE Ft. @underthedesknews.bsky.social on @meidastouch.com

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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

these people really are just fucking losers

Mike Johnson made a point to see Portland’s naked bike ride… Ft: @katmabu.bsky.social

sure you've seen the kat/newsnation ICE interview but have you seen @katmabu.bsky.social watching the kat/newsnation ICE interview

40 is the new 14 if you’re a “Young Republican”… Ft: Congressional Candidate IL-09 @katmabu.bsky.social

40 is the new 14 if you’re a “Young Republican”… Ft: Congressional Candidate IL-09 @katmabu.bsky.social

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