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I used to be a tweeter, but f that hellscape
The Supreme Court decided MONTHS AGO that Presidents are ALLOWED TO drop shit from fighter jets onto protesters so I donāt get what all the fuss is about
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The Onion
6 days ago
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
NEW YORKāCasting doubt on the mayoral candidateās ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...
https://theonion.com/zohran-mamdani-refuses-to-share-plan-for-making-rich-richer/
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Adam Parkhomenko
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MAGA
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I believe the white house posted some sort of assplosive video
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Tea Pain
6 days ago
Fun fact: There were ZERO arrests of
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Adam Serwer
7 days ago
The Trump shit video is basically this, but I will reiterate that if a Dem is critical of conservative voters itās a generational scandal and when Republican pols literally post themselves shitting on their opposition virtually the entire elite politics and media class treats it as fine and normal
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Tim Onion
7 days ago
The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
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Tim Onion
7 days ago
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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Worst America-hating ever
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MeidasTouch
7 days ago
Omg š
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Dumb Beezie
9 days ago
He said he wanted to be treated like a king. So they poisoned him and wiped out his lineage as well
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Brace yourselves for an influx of orange babies in nine months
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9 days ago
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Laura Bassett
9 days ago
Stop calling us Nazis or weāll murder you over things you say
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Seth Abramson
11 days ago
Trump is online positively wailing about this picture, because he is weak and vain and cares exponentially more about himself than anything else. That said, if there is something Trump does not want America to see, that means it is probably something every American needs to see. Please share widely.
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Frovostein
14 days ago
BREAKING: trump imposes 500% tariff on inflatable frog suits
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The Nobel committee announces a new category - The Nobel Orange Dipshit Prize - but says an inaugural winner is yet to be chosen.
16 days ago
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Cooger & Darkās Pandemonium Shadow Podcast
16 days ago
Your Honor the prosecution asks that the āwhatās taking so long on that malicious prosecutionā DM be excluded
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Amy
17 days ago
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, ādid you eat the Lindbergh babyā heās like, āno but Iād be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it laterā
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Los š¦¦
18 days ago
Roman doctors be like: HE NEEDS A 4, STAT
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dan mentos
almost 2 years ago
*airplane makes really loud noise* *pilot on intercom* what the fuck was that
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Ygrene (scary)
about 1 year ago
[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: ā¦you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
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Ryan Enos
25 days ago
I have never seen such a blistering rebuke of a President by a federal judge. He is telling us clearly to stand up for our liberty against a dictator.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Asha Rangappa
25 days ago
I canāt believe Iām watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are āused to itā but it is absolutely insane
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Mueller, She Wrote
28 days ago
Republicans don't need a single democrat to keep the government open. If the government shuts down, it's because republicans want it to.
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mr potato
30 days ago
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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Shouldnāt Tylenol be suing right about now?
about 1 month ago
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Andrew Neal | Added Value Books
about 1 month ago
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
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jamelle
about 1 month ago
entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster
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Leen McBeans š¦
about 1 month ago
āWait but if they declared anti-fascists enemies of the state then they were basically admitting the state is actually fascist, no?ā ā some poor baffled student trying to study for their Fall of the American Empire history exam in the year 2525, probably
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lauren
about 1 month ago
great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
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darthā¢ļø
about 1 month ago
by karl rove am i being pranked here
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God
about 1 month ago
Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epsteinās birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.
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Mehdi Hasan
about 1 month ago
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and heād still have a job.
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The Amytyville Horror
about 1 month ago
i donāt even pray for people i like i am not joining a group ritual to say nice magic words about a garden variety fuckhead
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Just Jack
about 1 month ago
Free speech censorship Political hit lists Detentions w/o due process Internment camps Military in our streets Corrupted law enforcement Demonization of vulnerable communities Coercion of private institutions MSM amplifying state propaganda We are not barreling towards fascism. We are in it.
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Tuttle Tuttle Toil & Trouble š
about 1 month ago
I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.
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Krassensteins
about 1 month ago
The Charlie Kirk assassination is that little dot on the map of gun deaths in 2025.
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That orange buffoon neednāt worry; we arenāt going there anyway.
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about 1 month ago
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āJust kill them.ā But the left is the violent sideā¦I seeā¦
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about 1 month ago
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[the identity of the shooter is unknown] Nancy Mace: The entire left must BURN [the shooter is found to be MAGA] Nancy Mace: we must pray for this poor shooter
about 1 month ago
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Chris Geidner
about 1 month ago
If I don't see multiple ~media reporters~ columns about the extraordinarily irresponsible Wall Street Journal report from yesterday morning ā and their extensive promotion of that inflammatory report ā you all should just pack up and go home.
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Manik
about 1 month ago
hey the people that stormed the capitol and erected gallows to murder elected leaders want you to know that political violence is not ok
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Radley Balko
about 2 months ago
Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory? Kirkās murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we donāt need to honor him or ācontinue his work.ā
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Eli Valley
about 2 months ago
Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.
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Viktor Winetrout
11 months ago
Itās not cool to celebrate someoneās death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect
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