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I used to be a tweeter, but f that hellscape
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Chris Murphy
12 days ago
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. Heās referenced 38,000 times.
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Better Things Are Possible
21 days ago
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
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Hopeful in AZ
25 days ago
Come on 2nd Amendment activists. Surely you understand your rights. Youād be jumping up and down if this was a school shooting, protecting your rights to carry guns. So stand up for PRETTI. Otherwise, youāve lost your gun argument.
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And please donāt forget about the Epstein Files
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Osita Nwanevu
27 days ago
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
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I just hope he knows how much we are all willing him to finally kick the bucket
about 1 month ago
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Viktor Winetrout
about 1 month ago
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
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slate
about 1 month ago
ok heās acquired the prize that will get him into heaven. thereās only one thing left to do
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Robert Reich
about 2 months ago
The top 10% of richest Americans own 87% of stocks. The top 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks. It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
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daddy gatorade
2 months ago
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible
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Tim Onion
2 months ago
The Onion, 23 years ago.
theonion.com/no-blood-for...
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*all the fifa executives rifling through their dictionaries looking for the definition of āpeaceā*
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Uncle Duke
3 months ago
shark: *smirking* no hablo inglƩs
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NY Times Pitchbot
3 months ago
American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate. -The Editorial Board
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los š¦¦
3 months ago
petition to switch from calling it xmas music to bskymas music
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God
3 months ago
If you call yourself a follower of Jesus Christ but support the pepper-spraying and arresting ministers, then thou art staggeringly full of crap.
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Viktor Winetrout
3 months ago
Idea: hotter pockets
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s. e. smith
3 months ago
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didnāt like waiting in line at the airport.
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Wajahat Ali
3 months ago
Remember when some of us said the Democratic leadership would take all the wrong lessons from the blue tsunami and squander all the goodwill? Here you go.
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Crunkolas Driverton
4 months ago
Me: *absolutely wailing the opening verse of the Carpenter's 'Close To You' in a fine, fragile tenor* The guy at the urinal next to mine: *eyes closing as he harmonizes perfectly*
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Better Things Are Possible
4 months ago
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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frovo
4 months ago
COP: you ran a red light ME: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction so i also did not run a red light COP: what ME: itās a law look it up
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Wiffle Ball Helmet
4 months ago
š¶Hi. My name is what? My name is who? May name is *ticka ticka* Dick Cheneyš¶
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The Supreme Court decided MONTHS AGO that Presidents are ALLOWED TO drop shit from fighter jets onto protesters so I donāt get what all the fuss is about
4 months ago
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The Onion
4 months ago
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
NEW YORKāCasting doubt on the mayoral candidateās ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...
https://theonion.com/zohran-mamdani-refuses-to-share-plan-for-making-rich-richer/
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Adam Parkhomenko
4 months ago
MAGA
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I believe the white house posted some sort of assplosive video
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4 months ago
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Tea Pain
4 months ago
Fun fact: There were ZERO arrests of
#NoKings
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Adam Serwer
4 months ago
The Trump shit video is basically this, but I will reiterate that if a Dem is critical of conservative voters itās a generational scandal and when Republican pols literally post themselves shitting on their opposition virtually the entire elite politics and media class treats it as fine and normal
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Tim Onion
4 months ago
The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
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KOJAMFš¤š¤š¤
4 months ago
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Tim Onion
4 months ago
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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Worst America-hating ever
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4 months ago
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MeidasTouch
4 months ago
Omg š
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Dumb Beezie
4 months ago
He said he wanted to be treated like a king. So they poisoned him and wiped out his lineage as well
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Brace yourselves for an influx of orange babies in nine months
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4 months ago
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Laura Bassett
4 months ago
Stop calling us Nazis or weāll murder you over things you say
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Seth Abramson
4 months ago
Trump is online positively wailing about this picture, because he is weak and vain and cares exponentially more about himself than anything else. That said, if there is something Trump does not want America to see, that means it is probably something every American needs to see. Please share widely.
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frovo
4 months ago
BREAKING: trump imposes 500% tariff on inflatable frog suits
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The Nobel committee announces a new category - The Nobel Orange Dipshit Prize - but says an inaugural winner is yet to be chosen.
4 months ago
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
4 months ago
Your Honor the prosecution asks that the āwhatās taking so long on that malicious prosecutionā DM be excluded
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Amy Ash
5 months ago
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, ādid you eat the Lindbergh babyā heās like, āno but Iād be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it laterā
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los š¦¦
5 months ago
Roman doctors be like: HE NEEDS A 4, STAT
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dan mentos
about 2 years ago
*airplane makes really loud noise* *pilot on intercom* what the fuck was that
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Ygrene
over 1 year ago
[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: ā¦you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
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Asha Rangappa
5 months ago
I canāt believe Iām watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are āused to itā but it is absolutely insane
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Mueller, She Wrote
5 months ago
Republicans don't need a single democrat to keep the government open. If the government shuts down, it's because republicans want it to.
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