The Supreme Court decided MONTHS AGO that Presidents are ALLOWED TO drop shit from fighter jets onto protesters so I don’t get what all the fuss is about

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

MAGA

I believe the white house posted some sort of assplosive video

Fun fact: There were ZERO arrests of #NoKings protesters yesterday, however there were 22 MAGAs arrested for attempting to incite violence.

The Trump shit video is basically this, but I will reiterate that if a Dem is critical of conservative voters it’s a generational scandal and when Republican pols literally post themselves shitting on their opposition virtually the entire elite politics and media class treats it as fine and normal

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

Worst America-hating ever

Omg 😂

He said he wanted to be treated like a king. So they poisoned him and wiped out his lineage as well

Brace yourselves for an influx of orange babies in nine months

Stop calling us Nazis or we’ll murder you over things you say

Trump is online positively wailing about this picture, because he is weak and vain and cares exponentially more about himself than anything else. That said, if there is something Trump does not want America to see, that means it is probably something every American needs to see. Please share widely.

BREAKING: trump imposes 500% tariff on inflatable frog suits

The Nobel committee announces a new category - The Nobel Orange Dipshit Prize - but says an inaugural winner is yet to be chosen.

Your Honor the prosecution asks that the “what’s taking so long on that malicious prosecution” DM be excluded

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

Roman doctors be like: HE NEEDS A 4, STAT

*airplane makes really loud noise* *pilot on intercom* what the fuck was that

[first day as a doctor] me: inside of you are two wolves patient: …you mean lungs? me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what

I have never seen such a blistering rebuke of a President by a federal judge. He is telling us clearly to stand up for our liberty against a dictator. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

Republicans don't need a single democrat to keep the government open. If the government shuts down, it's because republicans want it to.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Shouldn’t Tylenol be suing right about now?

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

“Wait but if they declared anti-fascists enemies of the state then they were basically admitting the state is actually fascist, no?” — some poor baffled student trying to study for their Fall of the American Empire history exam in the year 2525, probably

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

by karl rove am i being pranked here

Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

i don’t even pray for people i like i am not joining a group ritual to say nice magic words about a garden variety fuckhead

Free speech censorship Political hit lists Detentions w/o due process Internment camps Military in our streets Corrupted law enforcement Demonization of vulnerable communities Coercion of private institutions MSM amplifying state propaganda We are not barreling towards fascism. We are in it.

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

The Charlie Kirk assassination is that little dot on the map of gun deaths in 2025.

That orange buffoon needn’t worry; we aren’t going there anyway.

“Just kill them.” But the left is the violent side…I see…

[the identity of the shooter is unknown] Nancy Mace: The entire left must BURN [the shooter is found to be MAGA] Nancy Mace: we must pray for this poor shooter

If I don't see multiple ~media reporters~ columns about the extraordinarily irresponsible Wall Street Journal report from yesterday morning — and their extensive promotion of that inflammatory report — you all should just pack up and go home.

hey the people that stormed the capitol and erected gallows to murder elected leaders want you to know that political violence is not ok

Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory? Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”

Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.

It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect