LJ was a haven and also a cause for/source of great drama back in Ye Olde Dayes. There's a lot that has been and will be lost.

MOMMY: peekaboo!!! BABY (wise): this too shall pass

"So who's your favorite actor?" Me:

screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Today is the *first* day you can repost this...

Our household's Comfy NYE™️ is back again tonight. Everyone is encouraged to show up in PJs or sweats and we eat snacks and watch a double feature. In past years friends have planned to end their NYE at our house and brought comfy stuff to change into. We take laziness seriously.

[Spock voice] REMEMBER

oh christ look at the time

You motherfuckers don't care about fraud. You don't give a rat's ass when the police dept runs their yearly overtime grift, racketeering shakedowns or the most massive PTSD worker's comp fraud in the history of this city - you are the actual fraud for pretending.

"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

I'm a gunslinger? That's pretty sick although I feel wildly underqualified

TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!

the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier

why does the oven say piss…

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

the more times i watch lord of the rings the more im like, a toddler leash for frodo would’ve helped a lot

The time between Christmas and New Year's eve

Oh those nights in ‘94 when my cat would see me running out and shout “hey pick me up a sixer of tangy fish?” and it was like of course my dude, Fridays are for the boys

The alt text is the christmas present you didn't know you wanted.

Gotta keep your head on a swivel for good spoonerisms, they’re everywhere. Tonight’s football game, for instance, Briefs-Chonkos

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

this is an endangered kind of guy now. they should be harmlessly drawing technically deficient but earnest fanart, and instead they're force-fed a diet of endless gamergate slop and turned into Hitlerites

Benoit Blanc and Philomena Cunk independently investigate the same murder and come to the same correct conclusion for vastly different reasons

Climate change is destroying my habitat

posting should be something you do secretly in the kitchen while your family eats dinner. if someone in real life asks you if you post online you should deny it. more than anything elon wants to be known as a great poster and this is why he’ll never be one. he’ll sooner weave a ladder to heaven

Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner

You can see the exact moment when he goes wait I wasn't supposed to be in real fights Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines

the gay apparel store called and said you bought out all of their donning inventory?

How it feels to pay off a credit card

Twinkling stars

🚨NO national coverage🚨 🚨🚨🚨NO FEMA🚨🚨🚨 We are the “news,” so spread it and let’s see how we can help.

Ending a weeklong wicked cold/bronchitis run by getting a sinus infection with a fever (just got antibiotics today. bless.), severely chapped face from said sinus infection, AND started my period. Jfc.

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird