Anyone need a truckload of Lego?

my birthday is in a couple of weeks. i wouldn’t hate it if you: donated to the cll society for my dad. or sent me a gift bc like serotonin is great. or sent gertrude something. or wish me a happy birthday on nov 10th. all the links you need are here: linktr.ee/riotgrlerin

My arson charges do NOT define me

How dare you insult us with this shit. We love Vega/Black but dont force them into a box that was already filled by a couple everyone already loved. You fucks.

Zelina Vega and Alastair Black ARE NOT Karrion Kross and Scarlett Bordeaux; no matter how you try WWE. Its not gonna fuckin' happen.

I like to close the set with “Daydream Believer.”

haha, if i’m supposed to be at work right now then how come me & my friend dale are at the park watching youtube videos on our phones of billionaires in monaco struggling to get out of their supercars?

11-4 GAME ONE IN THE BAG BABY

SEVEN-RUN INNING THE @BLUEJAYS ARE FIRED UP! #WORLDSERIES

Every single person that has defended or carried water for the Nazi tattoo guy: you are an embarrassment.

Testing out my theory that 1 in 100 garden gnomes will, when thrown, explode on impact like a hand grenade

if I was a therapist I would just say old blues lyrics. Why you chasin ghosts that pay no rent?

this is where I post from

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

It’s funny how phones have made clock towers obsolete. Like now I can just google images of clock towers whenever I want

My amazing girlfriend needs just a little more help to secure housing for her and her mom!

Remember, during this time when the veil is the thinnest that bustin makes me feel good.

Dont rhyme come with come.

I’m transitioning to being houseless. Please help. I’ve found an ev van for $1600. It would keep me safer than the tent I’m planning to live in. Everything I’ve raised so far has gone to other essentials before I found the van. 😭 Anything helps. 🙏🏻 www.gofundme.com/f/qwgsw-help...

With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness. Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.

Office buildings are for suckers.

An opinion should be like a greeting card; special and *wanted.*

It does suck that my funny to mean scale is dependent on which drugs I’m doing. Not for me, I am hilarious no matter what I’m laughing about but. I’ve noticed…

"Self love" doesn't always mean what you're thinking of. I mean you. Specifically. The person reading this. It almost never means what you're thinking. You need Jesus.

I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.

This is actually blowing my mind a little bit.

Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time. All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner." It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.

I jumped into unmarked white van and screamed at the man to close the door and give me some candy. All I got was the cops called on me, which like good way to look a gift horse amiright?

Sorry but it’s not even oppo research when you have a Nazi tattoo and you take your shirt off in public. That’s called excitedly showing everyone your Nazi tattoo

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA" * article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window

🎶 Welcome to the jungle, it gets worser every day

Every rapid response chat I’m on is going berserk — forty ice agents indiscriminately capturing people if you can get down to Canal right now, please go!

You can know intellectually that an empire needs to die, but, goddamn, is it ever a bummer to experience.

I can not believe my back up team is going against my least favorite team in the world series. Do y'all even understand how exciting this is?

The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy

TORONTOOOOO 🍁🐦

GO BIRDS! BEAT LA!

First day complete. I didnt do any of the paperwork involved because my supervisor, (not HR who is my friend) looked like she was doing way too much and never got around to teaching me it. Tomorrow they said lmao

walked in on one of my strong kids absorbing their smaller and weaker sibling

it's ok guys i've decided to just not be a serious person

u can’t shoot a man from 20 paces because of woke

Starting a Lizards Digest wherein I write a bunch of shit and send it via funky book form to people who have no idea what they're about to get.

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs: RTFM: robbing the famous museum LMAO: looting my ass off LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit MLM: Mona Lisa's mine

Next year I want to get forklift certified just to say I am.

YEAH BABY YEAH

COME ON JAYS COME ON BABY

I am now CPR/First Aid certified. So if you're dying and I'm not helping? You know its not because I dont know how- its because I dont want to.

Yawning! At the Punk Show

I'm so fucking pumped.

Levels of “I ain’t readin’ all that”: off the charts