TV executive: *rolls dice* Dice: "Lisa Riley" TV executive: *rolls dice* Dice: "Guy Martin" TV executive: *rolls dice* Dice: "Drystone walling" TV executive: *rolls dice* Dice: "Dartmoor" Magazine: Join Lisa Riley & Guy Martin as they go drystone walling across Dartmoor, autumn on ITV1.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATAR

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PITTER PATTER. LET’S GET AT ‘ER

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SCATTER

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS NATTERJACK.

Me leaving the Metaverse.

qui-gon: i presume negotiations with the trade federation will begin shortly the trade federation:

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack

Shake it up then shotgun it like an icy cold can of Tennent's Super in the park on a warm summer's day. (Available for diplomatic consultancy at very unreasonable rates.)

Pikachewy...

The beach at Amity is open for swimming. The only thing prohibiting swimming at Amity right now is the shark biting the swimmers.

Trebuchets.

Grok (weeping digital tears) “Please, this is the 40th render of Churchill in badger form on a £50 note I’ve done. Is the joke worth it?” Me: “Bigger penis on it”

Native British Animals you say?

Me avoiding social interactions.

Takashi Miike's Wizard of Oz.

We can ill afford another Klendathu

It's absolutely infuriating that I haven't been able to get this damned song out of my head for weeks since the first time I randomly clicked on it www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne7f...

I miss Daft Punk

Making a complete mockery of the "three points of contact" rule

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all” Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since “Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone

Ok. The world’s terrifying and I have very little control. I’m off to make my silly little bits of art and try to at least make MY BIT better and share that as far as I can…

Artist: brb https://b3ta.com/board/11425460

The worlds most hopeful dog (Yes it’s closed)

“What halftime show did you watch?”

If you see this, post a character that starts with E.

no new pictures. where are you at mentally.

Forget college classes, tell me the five best vegetables: PO-TAY-TOES Onions Celery Carrots Lentils

Sausage! Sausage! Sausage!

New Olympic logo just dropped

‘I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry’

I'm just going to multiclass a level in everything except cleric...

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. "Create a custom function called TabExpansion2." (I cannot *wait* to see how this one turns out...)

At the Powderhorn Art Sled Rally in Minneapolis, bowling pins with the names of politicians (Erdogan, Trump, Netanyahu, Putin, etc.) sledded down then were demolished by a big, slow-moving ball.

Sharpening his potato peeler as we speak.

Absolutely ruin a game. Sole Calibur.

Ruin two bands by combining them: Sigur Brós

Make a Bond movie casual. Pachinko Royale.

"You better watch out, You better not cry, He's wearing a beard and eating a fly Santa Trap is coming to town".

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols

A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called Middle Earth Wind & Fire

If you see this, post a comic cover you love.

“The Matthew Effect applied to kebab shops”