Went to see “Emma” at @rosetheatre2008.bsky.social this evening and it was extraordinarily good. What a great night out with my girls 💕

Wait that’s not a goat “It looks like a mouse’s head”

Promised my girls I’d pick up a bag of spice for later and am very pleased with these

Cancelled a date cos he suddenly started talking like Timothy Claypole

You know that video with the ADHD and the hoisin sauce?

16yo had her braces off today, and celebrated with a Crunchie.

That includes you, Steve from M&S (PS no, that’s not me he’s asking)

Had a walk with the Brownies yesterday. Went past one of their granny’s house. “Oh,” said the Brownie, “she’s got trampolining tonight.” #GranniesCanDoAnything

Today I will mostly be on a Feminax bender

We’re watching Dawson’s Creek and 20yo just said Joey Potter looks like Paulie Walnuts

Spelled my name as Clairr in an email, and if that’s not a signal to log off for the week, I don’t know what is.

Might bake some boujee scones this weekend

*clicks*

Is it too soon for knee length boots?

I’m on the Jackie Weaver line

I live in a place with loads of swans and i’ve never once seen anyone of any nationality trying to eat one.

I’ll tell you who I don’t like. The Wordle Bot.

Let’s remember Nigel Farage’s penchant for relationships with women who are not British He knows all about people building lives together and the sickening impact of what he’s said today It’s all about the grift and nothing at all to do with a genuine political belief in anything

There’s fancy carrots going on here tonight

Quote with a gif you can hear

Oopsy daisy.

Lime bikes need proper regulation and universal insurance- I’ve had so many near misses as a pedestrian. Article by @nickbowes.bsky.social, who wasn’t so lucky… www.onlondon.co.uk/nick-bowes-s...

Tried to catch a big spider that was on the wall next to my bed. I failed and it scuttled off under the bed and now I need to sleep on the sofa for the rest of time.

*Researches weighted blankets* Weighted vests, hug machines and what now?!

I made a shepherd’s pie only veggie. An arable pie.

How much raspberry ripple do you want? Oh just a…

A German person behind me on the train just told their travelling companion to take their shoes off

I’ve got a cold and had to dig my coat out.

Also here for it. It shouldn’t just be him.

Assume all those banging on about the country’s religion in London yesterday will be in church this morning, yes?

Oh good, a speaker turned up uncomfortably loud and a guard who’s overly generous with the information.

Hate it when i can’t remember if I bought a house or not

Seems to me that anyone who wants to work less than a 35 hour week should do what everyone else does who works part time, and take the associated reduction in pay. Ugh, the RMT turn me all Tory.

My alarm DID go off. I am one of the chosen ones.

Another entry for “Cat or Gibbon?”

It’s all very well saying that, mates, but I’m of the generation traumatised by “Threads”

Went to bed too early so now i’m awake too early. Suppose i could get up and seize the day. Or just make a cup of tea and look at Bluesky.

As promised.

Turned the telly on and Rice immediately scored. You’re welcome.

Sorry. Nigel Farage has made me go all not fun. Will post a photo of my new slippers later, for anyone wishing I’d sauce it up a bit.

Fucking evil bastard.

Led By Donkeys have got Fartrage's number.

All Saints’ dancing is mostly just thrusting their chests out. An observation rather than a criticism. #totp

There was absolutely no need for them to do to this song what they did to this song #totp

I’m annoyed at Angela Rayner mostly because giving satisfaction to all those that hated her for being an outspoken, working class, northern mum was not in any way worth £40,000 in dodged taxes. It’s as stupid as it is disappointing.

Reform conference?