“You serve no purpose “. Oof.

That’d be me, gipping and falling over #TheTraitors

Was going to have a walk before work but it’s just yuk out.

Fnar

For well over a decade, Nigel Farage criticised Davos and just two years ago criticised Starmer for going and calling him a "full-on globalist, hanging out with his mates at the World Economic Forum." So, question. Where do you think Nigel Farage is going today?

If anyone needs one, my corner shop’s got King Charles III money boxes. £2.49.

I want a compilation of Stephen’s reactions #TheTraitiors

I have literally no idea why anyone suspects Jade so strongly. She’s a bit mardy is all. #TheTraitors

16yo gets so cross about Roxy gentle parenting everyone #TheTraitors

Lolz at making adult human beings climb into boxes #TheTraitors

Noooooooo! #thetraitors

The home made fishfingers are going well 🙄

I would do this same awkward face if someone fell asleep on my hand

Having beans on toast. For the Americans among you, you are wrong.

Got a new lamp and it feels like someone else’s living room. In a good way.

Matt: “please seduce me” 20yo: “he’s such a beg” #TheTraitots

20yo is now laughing at me because she said “what would you ask the traitors?” and i said “who are you?” #TheTraitors

20yo is laughing at me because i said I love a walled garden #TheTraitors

Dreamt my elbow was resting in a warm dish of cauliflower cheese, and it felt nice

*rocks in a corner* #totp

It’s getting like Inception #totp

*writhes in shiny pants* #totp

London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.

I’m… well, you know #totp

I’m having some terrible déja vu #totp

I’m having some terrible déja vu #totp

Abridged? ABRIDGED?! How DARE you? #totp

No cheating. Post your most recent pic of your pet.

The 70s never fail to scare me a bit #totp

Let’s do it, let’s do it toniiiiight #totp

1989 has saved 2026 #totp

OMG yesssss #totp

*raps along with Neneh* #totp

“Yeah we’re not playing any more of that” #totp

Morten ❤️ Siiiiiigh #totp

Tuuuune

W T A F #totp

Back to back Rotherham talent

Is this the proto-jive-bunny? #totp

“Praise You” always makes me think of dancing in the Leadmill #Totp

I keep saying “well this is rubbish” out loud, and it’s reminding me of watching #totp with my Grandad. Who was born before WWI

There’s something in the production of this episode that’s making everything really flat. #totp

Bradford & Bingley #totp

I hope Robbie and Sporty had a snog backstage #totp

Did they forget to turn Melanie’s microphone in? #totp

I really want the Christmas tree away, but the Christmas tree there is making it impossible for me to perform the task of putting it away.

Sometimes I feel Jeff hardly knows me at all 😢

Well, happy new year, and thank goodness I can finally go to bed.

Wooooooah, incredible, London!

I mean, could they not have picked someone with a bit of charisma?