what3words: pillock.on.hillock #shropshire

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Free the Bluesky One! @nickgusset.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Nothing more awkward than hanging around Hollister whilst daughter is trying stuff on. Feet? Floor? My eyeline is spoiled for choice.

Morning.

Hey! Budding comedians, I've got a readymade punchline for you. The set-up needs workshopping a bit, but the pay-off is gold and FREE. Gratis. Ready? *drum roll* Colonoscopy the Caterpillar It's yours. For nowt. A four-week stretch at the Pleasance Courtyard. Guaranteed.

I'm in Shropshire, sorta near Kidderminster/Shrewsbury. It's bloody wonderful. If I had any musical talent I'd grab the acoustic six-string and be on the blower to Stevie Winwood to 'get it together in the country'. More likely I'll be in the boozer sharing a bag of Scampi Fries with Percy Plant.

If I have to suffer, you have to suffer. The meme on hot rotation with my daughter. youtube.com/shorts/tHt6A...

I've just been reminded by daughter that next week I'm off to see TWICE at the O2. Er, actually, YOU'RE the nonce, not me.

Weather's shit. So KFC via Deliveroo it is.

Break-even Flow

'Gravity' might just be my favourite Paul Weller song. Listen to it. And then tell those nearest to you that you love them. It's that kind of song. Plus, in this video, you get some bonus crackers too. youtu.be/Zw3Yn4BFZKc?...

Wow. This 'Mr Brightside/Born Slippy' mash-up is really something. Thanks Norman. #radio1bigweekend

AI Whitehouse #totp

Zucchero is known as Mr Courgette in the United States #totp

Running on fumes, here. #totp

For a couple in a relationship, they have an ABBA-esque approach to intra-group eye contact. In that there's none. #totp

I had know idea what swaying arms were, so thanks #totp graphics!

One of me and my daughter's favourite songs. #totp Also resonates massively with all my favourite music (the Byrds, the Fannies, the Roses, Big Star). Big smiles!!!

Subservient AF #totp

This is really weird music; sort of the triangulation between Kate Bush, Pebble Mill and the West End. #totp

Play Chris De Burgh, you clever bastards. #totp

This song invented Sky Sports. #totp

Is Jim's shirt made from blackcurrant jelly? #totp

It's no 'Belfast Child'. Thank fuck. #totp

New Boys II Men on the Block #totp

I used to think Red Badd was George Michael. #totp

I'm getting strong failed mortgage advert soundtrack vibes. #totp

Look carefully, and you'll see Bill Odie and Chris Packham in Carol's barnet. #totp

Great lads. Great banters. #totp

"Because I wear these gargoyles"?!? #totp

The four ages of Farage. #totp

Still know all the words. You can't say that about 'The Stonk'. #totp

Simply Red: the reason no one ever went to wine bars (did they even exist?) #totp

How, Frazer! #totp

The word "beautiful" doing a lot of heavy lifting in Gary's intro #totp

I like this ACDC tune. Is this the one from a Stephen King film? #totp

Very Hamburg Beatles, Pete #totp

Michael singing like he's pissing out a few bladder stones. #totp

Take your hand out of your pocket when you tell me you love me, Billy. #totp

Rubik's Snake and Pyramid as stage props #totp

It's no Red Light Spells Danger. But, then again, what is. #totp

Mock Tudor jacket #totp

GIANT CLAAAAAM!!! #totp

'I Ran The World'? Are you sure, Peter? Surely your top should say 'I Touched The Girl'. #totp

Nice to see Jaki employing Sid Snot as a backing singer. #totp

Bingo! Now chuck her at the sun. #totp

Backing people haven't taken the hint yet to lift her up. #totp

This feels like Mr Tumble's Something Special. #totp