What are you talking about, that’s a FANTASTIC Gollum.

ok wow. in 2020, as a former tech journalist, i had a large twitter account, so i asked elon musk to comment on why he had been photographed with ghislaine maxwell and whether the rumors jeffrey epstein had toured space x were true

The best time to cancel BBC Question Time was when Sir Robin Day left in 1989. The second best time is now. It has been extremely bad for most of my adult life.

Today's meme will pair nicely with my next post

well that could mean anything really

i'm sorry but "that was the One Ring on goatse's finger this whole time" is simultaneously one of the funniest, most cursed, and "that explains so much" things i've ever read a perfect metaphor for *GESTURES BROADLY*

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

"What day/night will be the wildest party on your island" is exactly what I say to people when i am "REFUSING" to associate with them www.404media.co/musk-to-epst...

Star after star after star #totp

NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge futurism.com/future-socie...

Catherine O’Hara wardrobe polaroids from Second City, 1983. RIP an absolute legend & icon💔

Jesus Christ! Catherine O’Hara, a genius and a hero. RIP

I was always more of a sitting at the back kind of nerd than a the sitting at the front kind.

Grateful to Harry Hill’s YouTube show for the introduction of “don’t make that noise, it will limit your appeal” into my repertoire of ways to tell my kids to shut the fuck up.

Not convinced that I've not already responded to this thread a while ago but go ahead, show me how you draw armour 🪖⛑️

they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening

away message:

‘Do fuck all, stay minted’

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog

"Imagine our shock and dismay when it turned out that one of the contestants on Who Is Britain's Biggest Cunt 2026 turned out to be a massive cunt."

The government’s suggestion that rolling out 20 minute courses on writing “AI“ prompts, sponsored by Google, Microsoft and Amazon, is somehow comparable to the founding of the Open University (the Wilson government‘s, & Jennie Lee’s, proudest achievement), is an insult to our human intelligence.

I once went all on on a failing technology that had such a negative public perception I had to spend money on nationwide online training to try to get people using it.

You've been wrong before but let's teach you to be wrong more frequently and with greater confidence

I think it's kind of funny people are realizing if they use LLMs to do stuff for them then they lose the ability to do it themselves bud if I stop writing CSS for a week I forget everything, this is 0 surprise to me

Matt Goodwin's lies about his background have hopelessly confused Google AI 😉

Luckily I’m dumb enough to fuck and/or love.

If the right was so compelling and sexy they wouldn't need rhese constant gaslighting PR campaigns featuring terminal attention seekers

I mainly feel sad for the baby will that do?

stuff like ice is the entire reason palantir exists, I have genuinely no idea how you go to work there and go "this isn't what I signed up for"

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming. no, those people shouldn’t get a break.

please read my latest column, I Called You An Idiot For Ten Years But Now I Realise You Were Right So Be Nice Or I’ll Go Back To Calling You An Idiot And YES Of Course I Will Get To Keep Writing These Columns Forever

What a weird way to show the world that you lost your mind and is too scared about losing your salary, job and respect from your peers

Lo, as the Great Seer hath foretold:

Hear me out though - how about a games that was just a bit peckish.

crazy to me i can't find a one-time-payment offline application version of something like Miro did the nerds just collectively abandon making cool shit in favour of SaaS?? i know there are renegades still out there, please save us

open.substack.com/pub/levgross... This is definitely true for me. Leiber was a terrific influence, both as a fantasy writer and an sf writer. Genius, and now virtually out of print.

My grandparent always said, “As goes r/massivecock so goes the country”

Maybe if whoever this is wants that message put out, they should have to put their name on it

when i call graham an addict this is what i mean he's become an extremist bcos that's what x demands for engagement and he's addicted to the dopamine hit of a like or a retweet there's no red line for him. he'll just get worse and worse and worse for so long as x gets worse and worse and worse

To non-Brits: If it seems like the British ruling class and press are heaving with career liars whose entire job is bullshitting and shitehousing the public to accept whatever tiny cliques of horrific, self-selecting swine want this week - that is because that is precisely how Britain works.

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

It has gotten so bad that the @nytimes.com has stopped using the passive voice to describe the violence.

I will be another voice to say, I have watched the video and you do not need to watch it unless you doubt what is being said. There is no ambiguity. Agents dogpile a person, he is on the ground, one of them starts clubbing with a pistol and then fires repeatedly. Even after the body is still.

Said it before, but little keychain spray cans of paint to blackout the camera lenses on sight should be a thing.

Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.