A Lily Allen style album on betrayal and heartbreak but it's about Nick Mohammed at the end of Celebrity Traitors

Same vibe

Vince Cable and George Osborne are in Westminster answering questions from MPs about the Budget

While many will be celebrating Zohran Mamdani winning, do also consider how hard today will be for racists and sex pest apologists

This Rachel Reeves speech is basically her saying everyone should be worried then refusing to elaborate

Speeches before the Budget are so funny, just 20 minutes of bad vibes then a Q&A with all questions about specifics dismissed as it’s not the Budget yet. Great use of time

Oh so hate clicks are actually what they’re after

Sir John Curtice: "People are getting to know her more, but for every person who goes ‘oh ok not too bad’, there’s another one who goes ‘oh my God, surely not’" www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

All estate agents should apologise, not just those working for Rachel Reeves

The quotes in this are so fucking bad I had to check several times it wasn’t a deep fake www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

David Harbour do not show your face in London again (new Lily Allen album is devastating and brilliant)

Great story from one of the best journalists in the lobby

Robert Jenrick should apologise for his repeated attacks on judges, David Lammy has said. The Justice Secretary was speaking after warnings from the profession that they are facing death and rape threats www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

At a David Lammy speech and they walked us to our press seats through the kitchen

EXC: Labour plans to ramp up its attacks on Farage, making more of his praise for Putin, and the conviction of Nathan Gill. Internal polling shows 57% of voters believe Farage's "sympathy" for Putin is a risk to national security, and party reckons that can go higher www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Posting about student politics as an adult is one of the most embarrassing, vibeless, and small time things you can do. Universities are struggling to stay afloat, and these losers are obsessing over students chatting shit

Exc: The Attorney general has warned Tory attacks on the legal profession could force judges and lawyers out, delaying or denying access to justice www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Exc: Ed Miliband has accused net zero critics of being anti-worker and anti-business. The energy sec also claimed Reform and the Tories had imported a culture war from the US www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

There'll be no Ange celebration at Spurs then. I'll tell the children

Great piece from Man City player Kerstin Casparij on standing up for trans women www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Going onto my doorstep to clap for everyone involved in The Pitt, hoping it will get a UK broadcaster to help the less online watch it. Show of the year, and it's not even close

Please won't someone think of the households with incomes over £100,000

FFS another nepo baby in journalism

EXC: Lawyers warn they're receiving death and rape threats after Reform and Tory 'two-tier' claims. In an unprecedented intervention, six legal bodies representing 250,000 lawyers expressed “grave concern” over political attacks www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Interviewed Gordon Brown about child poverty, Reform, and how to stop both www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

I left my house at 6:15 am to interview Bridget Phillipson in Scotland, please give me traffic www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Trying to answer the most important question of Tory conference: How many Margaret Thatchers can you find in 90 seconds? vm.tiktok.com/ZNdnDrYvQ/

Date idea: Doing literally anything else

Asked by a Telegraph journalist to give Keir Starmer and the Labour Government a score out of ten so far, Andy Burnham says he's had a lot of "perfectly innocent questions" like that from the Telegraph lately, declines to give a score, but adds there are "lots of good things going on""

Speaking at a fringe event at Tory conference, Andy Burnham says Manchester was the place for “24 hour party people until Downing Street took that crown off us during the pandemic”

Overheard lots of Tories sad at how dead the conference is this year. “There’s not even protests, that’s how bad it is. I saw one protestor but it’s not the same”

Not very Bluesky, but if you're at Tory conference and have an event I should be covering or fancy a coffee, hit me up

En route to Tory conference

EXC: Sir John Curtice says a key problem for Kemi Badenoch is that "nobody knows who she is" www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

A Hampstead ponds consultation on whether to stay trans-inclusive is being shared widely by those who don’t use the ponds, but oppose it being inclusive. It takes 5 mins tops, if anyone is inclined to fill it out x hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is/en-GB/propos...

Labour Party respond to Zack Polanski speech, accusing the Green Party leader of sowing “division and grievance”

Daily Mirror on Trump’s UN speech "Deranged" #tomorrowspaperstoday

If you're ever in Vancouver, be sure to find me on the sauna wall

As some pundits imply they're speaking for or on behalf of all Jews, just a reminder many in the community vehemently oppose Israel's genocide, support the creation of a Palestinian state, and recognise the clear distinction between Palestine and Hamas

Your Party having factional beef when it was set up by just two people is very camp and fun, actually

Trump to be kept away from protests during state visit. Theresa May's former chief of staff told me that was a key consideration for the last state visit, as well as going big on flattery www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

I love to encourage people to cycle in London but having seen how the casuals do it during a tube strike unfortunately I now have to gatekeep. Take your limes and WFH, you're a risk to yourself and others

Was asked about the week in my German lesson today and described Angela Rayner as being "beleibt", rather than "beliebt", a difference I learned after my tutor stopped laughing that meant I hadn't called her popular, but instead, obese

People love to talk about cancel culture, but Mila Kunis wrote a letter in support of a rapist and she's still somehow in the new Knives Out. You can literally defend rapists without consequence

Reform here during the national anthem, looking like two Pointless teams asked to name an illness prevented by vaccines

Hearing [insert minister your news company opposes] could be for the chop

What a 24 hours for David Lammy, who not only becomes deputy prime minister, but more importantly, can celebrate Daniel Levy finally leaving Spurs

Let me be the first to say, Angela Rayner has resigned

Kemi Badenoch had such a bad #PMQs performance she's immediately gone into Central Lobby to do a Sky interview about Angela Rayner

Born to enjoy novels by the sea, cursed to read about transphobia in an office