Here’s a gift link if you need it. Amazing reporting from Sean, who has embedded with our whistle crew not just for a story, but because it’s the right thing to do. www.theverge.com/policy/87495...

MAGA is not popular and their hold on power is crumbling under the focus and strength of mutual aid and common decency. Thank you for your attention in this matter!

Y'all, we did it. 💕 This crew of chaotic nerds has sent half a million whistles to people requesting them, for free. With your help! Need whistles? linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

We have now shipped 432,367 whistles all across the country. 135,000 in February alone. And we could not have done it without y'all. The Pancake Priestess made you a thank you note. 💓 Get whistles > linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

not everyone in the chat yelling at everyone else to go ship 100 whistles right now as we watch the spreadsheet LOLOL

Morbius back in theaters?

My favorite part in the Ken Burns American Revolution series is right at the end when one of the historians says "it's obvious that Thomas Jefferson did not believe that all men are created. But I do"

I just want everyone to understand that @dansinker.com means that we shipped 80K whistles in February.

Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel? Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again. And they almost shot some kids in the process.

LOL. Who needs whistles for their community groups, their PTAs, those Magic: The Gathering nights at the game store, their church organizations, outreach programs, whatever. The roving band of whistle goblins will get you whistles, for free, 100-1000. Drop a line: linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

These guys two months ago: ha ha I hope there's a civil war we'll make those LIBERAL BITCHES cry for mercy These guys now: waaaaaa they're using whistles it's not FAIR waaaaa (You can get free community safety whistles, quantity 100 to 1000, from here: linktr.ee/3Dwhistles )

Hey want to help the whistle goblins I print with make more whistles? There are approximately eleventy-billion wishlists here with filament begging to be bought and turned into whistles to deploy to across the country. Buy some filament and help the cause: linktr.ee/WhistleWishl...

oh shit, other people did the 2am drunken brexit kitchen debrief? just brought back a vivid memory

SRO movie theater, cheering and crowd call-response cues on a first viewing? Blatant lying to redefine as “cult classic” by being… a cult

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year

Good Morning from Team Whistle! Please enjoy these sparkly holographic whistles as you marvel that our various whistle printers have now shipped 288,959 of these glorious little guys in every shape & color imaginable! Need whistles? Wanna join the nerdiest group ever? linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

dawg they’re 3D printing their own challenge coins. if i was dhs i’m packing my bag tonight and leaving before the sun comes up

things starting to feel a little cuspy again. a bit brinkish. lil thresholdesque

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

uh, excuse me?

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

Y'all, we shipped ~45k whistles in December. I think we shipped ~35k whistles TODAY. This team of rogue 3D printing enthusiasts is... really rocking & rolling. 💓💃 And thank you to all of you who helped supply the filament & shipping $ so that could happen!

looks like shit! ken burns >>

“This cult of heroism is strictly linked with the cult of death… The Ur-Fascist hero is impatient to die. In his impatience, he more frequently sends other people to death.” Ur-Fascism, Umberto Eco

Conservatism is encountering deeply held principles and reacting like a Lovecraft protagonist beholding an Elder God

a reporter asked “is mutual aid a form of resistance?” and i felt my body pulled into of a room of movement elders who have made this seem like a question i don’t have to think about to respond of course of course mutual aid is an expression of love love is an act of resistance

The American Federation of Government Employees, which represents border patrol officers at the National Border Patrol Council, calls on Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to resign or be fired

I really hope we look back on this as an inflection point.

just an extraordinary vibe shift rippling across every cultural, business and political context all at once the elite cover for indulgence of evil shit collapsed in one weekend

chatgpt. they can’t even fearmonger authentically anymore

There are a lot of men out there who do not see any of the logistics happening around them and they're like "wait, where the fuck did these hand warmers come from?" Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.

ah yes, the “i’m happy to go to hell by punishing that bitch Jesus and his pacifist followers” Christian denomination. totally normal, totally not heretical.

“Every Tory is a coward, for servile, slavish, self-interested fear is the foundation of Toryism; and a man under such influence, though he may be cruel, never can be brave.” —Thomas Paine, “The American Crisis” #1, published December 19, 1776

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

communal coffee while under occupation by ICE goons? must be fake- where’s their profit motive?

The term martyr means “witness.” The man was murdered for bearing witness, literally bearing it, not arms but a camera. Murdered for seeing.

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Why are they sending witnesses to Whipple? WHY ARE THEY SENDING WITNESSES TO WHIPPLE?

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now): -If you work for ICE. -If you vote for money for ICE. You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

THEY TRIED TO GET A WARRANT TO CRIMINALLY INVESTIGATE THE WOMAN THEY SHOT DEAD

Indeed a big moment for the committed iced coffee fans!

There is one word in the English language that explains what Minneapolis is experiencing right now: tyranny. We are under assault by a tyrannical government and its little jackbooted commandant. We are going to keep fighting, and we will win, stand with us.

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