This is why 35 year olds shouldn't play college football

High, tinny doink. A summery flavor to it. Bright tones, hint of flagpole rattle.

An invasion won’t happen and this is why. Trump is terrified of the bond market.

It's been one month since the deadline to release all of the Epstein files. The Trump Justice Department has released less than 1% of all the files.

I can’t go to the grocery store alone right now because ICE is racially profiling and abducting people who aren’t white

we have completely lost the plot with the marketing of the legacy of MLK. Column soon.

Yeah, Shapiro ain’t the one.

😐

An FBI agent conducted an initial review of the Renee Good killing and determined sufficient grounds existed to open a civil rights probe into the actions of the ICE officer who shot her. Justice Department says no inquiry is warranted. @perrystein.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Seahawks or bust. Pass on all the others.

SWEDISH DEFENCE MINISTER: SWEDEN STANDS WITH DENMARK AND GREENLAND

How it started/how it's going

This is what happened in our neighborhood yesterday. ICE snatched a human being off of our streets, roughed them up badly, and then pepper sprayed legal observers as they documented it all. This is a daily occurrence happening all throughout Minnesota right now.

This is objectively insane.

That is som “The Pope is from Chicago” shit.

The Trump admin is hoping to shutter over a dozen buildings and more than 100 labs at NASA’s iconic Goddard Space Flight Center As part of its plans to gut the center, it shut NASA’s largest library last month, threatening to trash important documents in the process.

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

Nasra Ahmed, 23, was walking through the parking lot of her aunt’s St. Paul apartment complex when she found herself surrounded by 12 agents. Ahmed, born in the USA, says she showed them her I.D. She was forcefully detained and jailed anyway for more than 2 days. www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/s...

Would be very funny if the BROWNS hired the guy who looks exactly like Johnny Manziel if Johnny Manziel didn’t party and went to bed at 9 pm

Jarrett Stidham right now

As a #Chiefs fan, I have the utmost respect for Josh Allen.

Goddamn, I feel for Josh Allen.

jd vance would sell his *own* children for a percocet if he thought it would get him closer to the presidency

Seattle

Sean Payton is a detestable human being and I hope his Broncos lose next week in heartbreaking fashion.

It is Kafkaesque: Europe in a pincer, with a hostile America to the west and Russia to the east — and Trump and Putin chummy. A nightmare to behold. Scarcely real. The American voter did this, and only he can undo it.

I wish the Chiefs saw this Josh Allen, like, ever.

The Trump administration is seeking to deport two men who provided accounts of the Jan. 3 death of Geraldo Lunas Campos at a Texas detention camp that differed from the Department of Homeland Security’s description of the incident.

DHS getting basic 4th Amendment law wrong on its official Twitter account. Seems like this post is bound to show up as an exhibit in one of the cases challenging ICE/Border Control enforcement actions.

Americans generally treat the Greenland threats as a joke or a distraction, but Danes (and Europeans) are taking it extremely seriously

SCOTUS can rule on tariffs any day now…

Copenhagen town hall square, Denmark right now. Massive solidarity with Greenland demonstrations. Source: dr.dk

Pulling the fire alarms like a school shooter.

They’re coming after you no matter what you do, so the lesson is do not comply in advance, do not play nice.

Baseball off-season already ruining baseball season for me.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

I’m sorry, “Trump Card”? Is that the card where you default and declare bankruptcy?

Newly released records: Renee Good was found in her vehicle with two gunshot wounds to her chest and another to her forearm. After they removed her from the vehicle, she was not breathing and had an irregular pulse. She also had a possible gunshot wound to the left side of her head.

Look for the helpers.

Americans are DUMB, dude…

Ohio GOP U.S. Sen. Jon Husted has taken at least $75,000 in campaign contributions from Centene, including more than $29,000 after the company paid $88.3 million to settle allegations that it had fraudulently extracted tens of millions from Ohio Medicaid. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/01/16/h...

Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes

The same folks who thought Brian Sicknick's death was natural want you to think that the only ICE related murder comes from a bucket of water and not an agent's gun.

Democrats can and should do better than Gavin Newsom.

If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.