Danny Fuckin’ Bland
@dannybland.bsky.social
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Tour managerist/ Novelist / Haikuist
Rest in peace, Dick Cheney. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Travel trip: If you’re at the Portland airport and see someone carrying a box of Voodoo Donuts they are a member of the Nation Guard. Spit on them and scream baby-killer and you will receive free drink tickets and be able to board your flight first.
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Other than that, how was the debate?
2 months ago
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Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Rest in peace, James Dobson. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.
3 months ago
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Happy birthday to Charlie Watts’ singer.
4 months ago
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To be honest I’d be more embarrassed about being caught at a Coldplay show than having an affair.
4 months ago
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I’m just glad American flag bikini season is over.
4 months ago
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The only thing I like about the 4th of July is the song 4th of July by Dave Alvin.
4 months ago
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I’m in Pittsburgh. For lunch I had a sandwich that came with french fries on top of it. For dinner I had a salad that came with french fries on top of it. I mean, these motherfuckers know how to live.
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Rest in peace, Jimmy Swaggart. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation.
4 months ago
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I’m tired of all these AI/computer generated sing-songy pop songs. I declare the Monster Mash to be the feel good hit of Summer 2025. Eat shit, Sabrina Carpenter
5 months ago
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I don’t mean to get all political on here but when I eat Belgian chocolate I am ashamed to be an American.
5 months ago
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House of Blues is the Cracker Barrel of rock clubs. fight me
6 months ago
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HBO’s True Blood lead me to believe there would be a ton of hot vampire guys in this part of Louisiana but nope, just me.
7 months ago
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Rest in peace, Pope Francis. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation. 🙏🏻
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Danny Fuckin’ Bland
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get yer Bland on ——>
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Danny Bland - Rock n' Roll Road Warrior
YouTube video by A Fresh Face in Hell with Jonathan Evison
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I want to meet the man who was stuck with an entire warehouse full of extra large Hawaiian shirts in 1980 and decided that instead of burning it to the ground for the insurance he would convince fans of blues rock that this would be part of their uniform for the next 45 years plus. Pure evil genius
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Remember that time Nick Cave was mean to the Red Hot Chili Peppers? I miss that.
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Everyone on this Keeping the Blues Alive at Sea Cruise needs to know that if we get shipwrecked I will cannibalize them - and I don’t mean after starving for a month I mean as soon as I can get a good fire started. You’ve been warned.
8 months ago
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On this International Women’s Day if you see a bunch of ladies in black robes with 500 year old books and ceremonial knives go off into the woods - no you didn’t.
8 months ago
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I’m 33 today. Now let me pet your dog and play backgammon with me. You, not your dog. Unless your dog knows how to play backgammon then that’s even better. Thank you for all your help. xx
8 months ago
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ACAB includes the lady workin the door at Madame Lou’s tonight.
9 months ago
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Love you 🖤 Mean it
9 months ago
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#yourmommonday
9 months ago
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#fingerfriday
The Weiners Circle forever
9 months ago
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a public service announcement
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#wcw
#blackhistorymonth
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#blackhistorymonth
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Personally, I think the dark circles under your eyes are foxy as hell. Don’t worry about them.
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#sacrilegesunday
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The greatest innovation is music and touring in the last 20 years is the venue dog - please nurture and protect these creatures with your lives.
10 months ago
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Happy goddamn birthday, Samantha Fish xx
10 months ago
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Plans for the evening
10 months ago
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#wcw
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Go ahead. Vandalize that Cyber Truck. You deserve it. I’m your spiritual advisor now.
10 months ago
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I know this is fake because a Great Dane would never be a fuckin’ cop
#acab
10 months ago
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“didn’t know any songs”
#yourmommonday
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#sacrilegesunday
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reposted by
Danny Fuckin’ Bland
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
10 months ago
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘥𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘍𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘥 covers everything you need to know about the Edmund Fitzgerald. You can fast-forward through any other song about that vessel, imho.
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#fingerfriday
#blessed
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Trump not putting his hand on the Bible while being sworn in was the coolest thing he’s ever done. I mean, he’s still a big piece of shit but that sounds like something I would’ve tried.
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Rest in peace, Anita Bryant Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation. Check in with your homophobic grandmas before it’s too late
10 months ago
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Rest in peace, Jimmy Carter. Another senseless loss to autoerotic asphyxiation. Let’s be careful out there.
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