Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room

Being right about everything is a curse but someone’s gotta do it

Former NSA employee (16 years) with a pro tip for you. Released controlled document on the left, Epstein on the right. See the difference? In real redactions, some words, headers, and bits will almost always still be visible, but especially classification headers. These documents are UNCLASSIFIED

When you have to name 9 swords before content lock

Darkest Dungeon II is 40% off on Nintendo Switch! We’ve also discounted our DLC with 30% off The Binding Blade, and 20% off both Inhuman Bondage and the Infernal Supporter Pack. This sale is only on for a limited time.

Indie Dev discovers the game they're making basically already exists, worried of being deemed a ripoff. Original dev responds.

I referenced “moe from the simpsons” and when my mom replied “who?” I said “moe szyslak” like that was gonna clear things up for her

hungry

I mean, I thought he looked pretty great, also I will watch this special

don't forget to tell your entire family about the bit where Michael Caine breaks his toe when kicking his nightcap!

it’s so topsy turvy like up is down! black is white! the trombonist is getting all the pussy!

i love going to a ska show and seeing the guitarist treated like a second class citizen lol

DOUBLE RIMMER!!!

me when a cold beer and sandwich is presented to me

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 18,1954

30-something women are always vaguely implying there is something fishy about two of my former wives being carried away by big birds. But it's like, there's video evidence of both events? So is the idea that I'm in league with the birds? I'm unlucky, I'm not evil.

Every time I read this I find a new part of it to love and lately I’m really into (walking ashore)

Drop Fortnite

Our upcoming game The Hearth and Harbour is fully 2D, but with some neat tricks we’ve made it look 3D. Ethan, our environment artist, did this with a special type of texture called a Normal Map. (Thread! 1/7)

"Woe to those who have not cleaned their houses - it is said that the Schnabelperchten will cut open their stomachs with long scissors and empty the rubbish into them" ✂️

My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.

This is dead serious, do not do this. It opens up a ton of liability and actively decreases the likelihood (or fully eliminates) that what you want or hope to happen will happen.

I don’t think Larian understood that when they casually talk about their use of genAI it wasn’t spoken into a board room or a zoom call full of people thinking about numbers, it was to a host of fans who looked to them as an example of humanity and art persisting in spite of things like that.

I’m listening

Old tweets

The Steam winter sale is now live. Just sayin'.

Come on man

Guys, don’t worry, the catering is under control.

When microtransactions became a widespread thing, there was all sorts of apologia as to why it was fine and good actually, even in singleplayer games, and like what are you gonna do? Not play those games? Turns out yes, I can and did do just that. AI is certainly more pernicious, but still. Fuck it!

Top comment on Reddit sums up Larian head's defense of "additive Generative AI" incredibly well

Important pupdate

It's Crimbo over in the Kingdom of Loathing, and it's the Winter Sale (with our lowest prices ever on West and Shadows) over on Steam and the Switch! You and your friends can have SO MUCH LOATHING for the holidays if you want. store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym www.nintendo.com/us/search/#c...

"man with balloon"

In other news, George Romero's Land Of The Dead (2005) where a rich guy offers refuge from the apocalypse in his gold skyscraper as long as you have lots of money only to discover that the underclass can't be distracted by fireworks displays anymore & they're learning how to fight back, is very NOW.

Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?

Me to my friends when I miss them:

What gets me about executives at movie/videogame studios being taken aback at consumer backlash to AI is that they seem genuinely surprised that we like the human beings that make the things that we like

ME: Internet, I am sad. Make me happy. INTERNET: Here are five terrible things. If you come back in an hour, I will have more. ME: Jesus Christ.

Harrumph you just dont get it. The claymation of today just doesn't have the deep and tonally resonant themes of old classic Britimation (British Animation for the Unninitiated out there), found in classic shows like Brian Cosgrove and Mark Hall's seminal masterpiece Chorlton and the Wheelies

Coming soon -- Dimension 20: Gladlands! ☀️😃 Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure! Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026!

Good news, Toys R Us is back. Bad news: it’s for dudes now.

Yeah that seems about right.

*Sweats nervously*

Just thought of such a goofy idea for a video game that I absolutely don't have the skill to make, but could be a fun way to learn.

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪

I crocheted an abnormal stone cluster from Elden Ring 🪨👁️ #eldenring #crochet

doing pretty ok lately, has a job that takes an entire minute to explain

Seasoning. 🌶️