thinking about the funniest joke ever put into a video game again

words of wisdom from moon

playing around with some effects on gbc

Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES - 1990)

went through TSA and glanced at the monitor to see the usual scan results with a spot on my junk but the TSA guy just waved me through and said I was good. guess he clocked me and didn’t wanna deal with it this time. fair enough buddy, have a nice day

the first fursona? the first misgendered fursona?

*flirting* hey babe can you let me trauma dump at you so it’s more meaningful when you see me reject that call from home while i ride your cock and call you mommy

working on the big LesbiAnts update, I want to give everyone a chance to play through the story, even if they aren't interested in the original adult work. so for just a dollar, get a fully SFW, only bug art version, with all the story intact~ and this one's not shadow-banned by the platform! ✨

it’s embarrassing how few people at the airport wear masks

oh, exciting. this’ll be an interesting thing to be disappointed by in a few years

Dead end

grabs you and gives you ear kissies like this ^_^

I think its kind of extreme to say ICE needs training. I was just going to abolish them, but you want to run them over with trains? multiple trains? you want to tie them to tracks and laugh and hit them with trains? well I don’t know about that, but in the spirit of bipartisanship lets hear it out.

took these pics of the living room yesterday when the lighting was perfect

Tales of Symphonia is great, however it also has the worst campfire sound I've ever heard.

marriage is a mutualistic partnership which evolved to hide cum from god in the one place he wouldn't dare look

So.....a polycule is when you turn it into a shell game?

what a guy

beat Dark Souls 2! I liked it, I’m a Dark Souls 2 liker I guess? prob not as much though, but it still just feels like Souls and the next one I get to play is Bloodborne 👀 (will be a break between though)

first game of the new year: a short dungeon crawler about knives, stabbing, etc. you can play it in your browser. i made in 1 hour. it is possible to beat it https://tunditur-unda.itch.io/bbkf

what a great and incredibly candid interview. You can really feel this philosophy in Stray Children tbh - it is what it wants to be and doesn't try to warn you in advance about, well. Any of what it is. I think that gives it more impact.

Cirie's pregaming strategy is so perfect for her, like yeah of course she's got other people on that "I got ears to the ground, even though I don't go out. So I don't have to be out there. I have soldiers, and they bring a lot of information, even information about some of my so-called allies."

anything that introduces "the kids" to UK garage is doing the good work but i probably need this one taken away from me

why do they always save the hard shit for the secondary couple in the yuri manga so we only get like a couple chapters of this

videogames... *takes a long pensive drag from my cigarette* videogames used to be about the Power Ups

The Cohost CAD thread was great, yet another loss.jpg to the world

i noticed my friend had a cute habit he got into during his shiren the wanderer runs and it reminded me of the magic card with the rawest flavor text back in elementary school

I don't think I like what the secret traitor does to the game dynamics, but I think it does make the show more entertaining. traitors has always been more about being a good show than a good game, the new mystery element fits extra suspense during faithful banishings will be fun too #thetraitorsuk

happy new year. good luck with this one, okay?

nice to see everyone in the holiday spirit today, it's wide wario wednesday!!!

this jump is bullshit

snippet of my game : ) audio warning!

Action figure girl.... :D

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

every time i put frozen chicken tenders in the oven i think of the dan olson quote "you're not coming home and heating up $2 worth of mechanically reclaimed chicken strips because everything else in your life is going great"

I can't believe red dwarf has canon mpreg

think about miss piggy's place in popular culture and she's just universally acknowledged as a total babe. now think about the fact that this was a gag ("lipstick on a pig") when the muppet show started. she is a pioneer that moved that needle via sheer grind she really did this. she's really her.

it’s rarely discussed that the US government funded Sega’s development of lock on technology. Sonic 3 & Knuckles was a byproduct of its military applications, as seen here

from last night, I don't know what hit me here. never seen anything like this in house of the dead 2 before. you can see him do the scratch attack after I got hit out of nowhere

Waiiittttt i just had a great idea . They should do a war on christmas

started Dark Souls 2 and remembered this is the one with the gender coffin so I made my character the default male named ella. gonna go on a big trans journey! …and then I found the coffin in the tutorial area immediately. I didn’t know it was that early! but mission accomplished I guess?