Listening to Mallory and Lyric talk strategy #BB28

I’ve said so many times before, Angela is an elite gaslighter 😂 she would be genuinely exhausting to deal with in that house and as an ally. But she’s fun to watch from afar on the show/feeds, so fuck it we ball. #BB28 #bbsky

I would say Dee's play in this conversation was masterful but Kamu seems like such a sexist mansplainer that I'm pretty sure there is nothing Dee could say that he wouldn't try to explain back to her five minutes later #BB28

Barrett just taunting production to call him out again #BB28

I think we know exactly what kind of person was shitty to 80s Angela when she was still in high school. If we had a copy of her yearbook, we could probably pick him out #BB28

Whoever brought back Angela deserves a big fat bonus #bb28

Drew DID leave to go downstairs and return quickly after. I'm pretty sure he did it because he saw Kamu hovering and he knew it would make Kamu leave. #BB28

Angela trying to hint to Kamu about Mama's Angels (and, presumably, raise Taylor's threat level), but Kamu's been yapping about UFC so much that he has no idea what's been going on in the house #BB28

I'm glad Drew finally cracked the seal on offering Ashley the olive branch of good advice. I think everyone was waiting for Dee to make the first move, but Dee's only watched two seasons and this is her very first eviction -- someone else needed to step up. #BB28

Turn up speakers to hear the Crossovers whispering. Feeds immediately cut to Rome loudly shaking out a plastic bag directly into his mic. #BB28

Well, openly talking strategy right in front of Ashley is a very informal way of inviting her into the alliance #BB28

Jason says he saw Barrett, Rome, and Drew and thought it would be a gay season. We wish #bb28

I kind of hate all of the Haley age talk, but she really does look a lot younger without her makeup #BB28

Time for Dee's Tea! (Dee is giving such a basic play-by-play that I'm not sure she totally understands that the cameras are on all the time) #BB28

You can take the Devens out of the Jungle but not the Devens out of the Devens #bb28

Devens relays to Dee that Angela is starting to get paranoid about Haley trying to stir up shit between Angela and Lala. Dee feels good about Lyric. She says Rome is the most well-protected person in the house. Says Rome listens closely to everything. #BB28

If Ashley gets sent home when she's the only one of these ding-dongs that understands what a Claddagh ring is, I'm going to be bummed #BB28

My updated #bb28 whiteboard with a key, magnets color coded per alliance, HOH, VETO & BLOCK indicators & a block/voting space for eviction night predictions! Enjoy 💛

Jason telling Lala and Taylor that he's applied six times for Drag Race but has never made it on! #BB28

big brother theme #bb28

That was a close one, Skippy. Almost had all four cams on a Rome-Lyric makeout sesh when you were supposed to be airing Devens' daughters birthday song #BB28

This is Big Brother. I don't wanna watch people make out; I wanna watch people with personality disorders passive-aggressively try to undermine each other #BB28

Discussing birthdates MALLORY: Oh, you're practically a nineteen hundreds-er? BARRETT: I am old, I'm '98. MALLORY: (Makes a face) Skippy is quick to change the feeds, but it's too late, I've already heard and I'm turning into dust #BB28

I'm gonna be honest, I'm not feeling how the Crossovers alliance operates. Everyone just reports to Dee and she gives them nothing back in return. Hopefully I'll warm to her, but I'm not a Survivor watcher and I'm not really anxious to watch her steamroll the season #BB28

Drew says he hates Lala and hates that she walks around in a bikini and high heels 😡 #BB28

Mallory has classified the house as the Icons, the "Cool Kids" (Red Corner?), and the "Hot Tub Crew/Leftovers." She notes that none of the Cool Kids were nominated; I think she's sniffing out Dee's alliance with Red Corner. Unfortunately, she's saying all of this to Drew #BB28

I had too many thoughts. #BB28 #BBSky

haley asking what time feeds start every day as if i didn't spend 4 hours of my morning listening to everyone sleep #BB28

unfortunately I ship barrett with whoever hes next to at that moment #bb28

Chunk of Barrett's camera talk (Missed a bunch because Pluto's ads arrive at the worst possible time). #BB28

Cameraperson zooming in close on Rome's moustache #BB28

Jason says that his priority is to get out the "main characters" who are getting a lot of screen time, and clarifies to Drew and Melody that he specifically means Angela, Dee, and Devens. He even more specifically means just Devens. #BB28

“you already know from my season, i don’t lie” angela is frying me dooown #bb28

Feels like Dee's "I don't know how to play Big Brother, please help me" schtick has a created a false power vaccuum that's being filled by folks who think they have more authority than they do. Kind of like how Ava's extended HoH-nap last year exacerbated Mickey's HoHitis #BB28

YouTube feeds ended and now I have to go back to Pluto's simulcast 18 minutes of commercials every hour 😭 #BB28

Its crazy how kamu is just fully comfortable sitting on that balcony having 1 on 1s all day as if he olds any power #bb28

Angela calls Haley "She-Devil" #BB28

Angela feeding a lot of information to Dee. What is Dee giving back? #BB28

Big Brother is the anti-christ I'm so very sorry my dudes #bb28

Camera operation, can we get a switchup off the January 6 crew? BB28

Is this going to be an evergreen skeet for as long as Kamu is in the house? #bb28

Meeting in the gym, Lala, Rome, Jason. They want Angela out. "She's a ticking time bomb waiting to go off." Jason emphasizing the alliance between Dee, Devens, and Angela. #BB28

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ROME #BB28

Angela eavesdropping on Kamu and Dee from the bathroom, then putting on a performance that was great for a low-budget movie. #bb28

yash to taylor: i wanna give you a fist bump, but i’m not gonna. i’m gonna go take a piss then he almost dropped his mic pack in the water #bb28

THE ZOOM IN ON THE BATHROOM DOOR LOL #BB28

Dee + Angela trying to have a chat in the HOH room. See Kamu coming on the cams. DEE: FUCK! ANGELA: (jumps up, runs for the bathroom) I'M GONNA BE ON THE TOILET! #BB28