“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time” @mikegolicjr.bsky.social HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED

Ludicrous play by Maiava

I wish I could bet on a legacy media article coming out in the next 6 months hailing some largely mediocre white dude as “THE NEXT MAMDANI”.

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“I protect the family,” she says as she casts a vote for herself. 🗳️🫶🏼

For my #SanAntonio people who want to support neighbors experiencing homelessness. SAMMinistries is hosting 25th Annual Empty Bowls SUNDAY NOVEMBER 16 - 11 am to 2 pm www.samm.org/emptybowls/

In some ways, I’m in disbelief about these last minute endorsements in the NYC mayoral race. Not because I’m surprised but because they’re so afraid of Zohran that they’re pulling back the curtain and showing us the true “behind the scenes” alignment that transcends party.

Listening to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Hugh Freeze episode… the ideal coach y’all built sounds like the Mario to Barry Switzer’s Wario.

If anyone feels even molecule, an atom of sympathy for this guy losing his job, make sure to read this to get that shit out of your system Jason summed up why this hiring was awful from Day 0 back in 2022

Rico Dowdle and the Panthers do the Key & Peele sketch for a celebration and get flagged. Dowdle insists there were only 2 pumps 😂

Dodgers have entered the Dracula Zone. It does not matter how bad they are playing, how slumpy their hitters are, how many of them are injured. You have to drive a stake through their hearts and watch them turn to dust, or else they will rise up and kill you. Last true Dracula team was '96-01 Yanks.

Haven't seen this one Over Here yet....

The CEO of our local food bank shared a powerful phrase in a meeting that has stuck with me: “rent eats first”. For so many people, a disproportionate amount of their income goes to staying housed. Then they figure out food next. That’s why programs like SNAP are so necessary for working folks

They literally ruin everything they touch

This. This. This. Food banks generally have buying power and partnerships where your money actually buys more food and feeds more people if they’re the ones doing the purchasing.

if I were LSU i would announce that Brian Kelly agreed his buyout should be donated to food banks and then make him refute it

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

This is such a blessed college football season to be a loyal @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social listener

In 1959, an American schoolgirl wrote C.S. Lewis (THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE) and asked for advice on writing. This was his response:

The Dubai chocolate people must be stopped

Hello @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Gotta weigh in on the Texas A&M pimento cheese sandwich .337 BAC. I would bet so much money that it was a sandwich taken from a hoity-toity A&M alumni function. The faux-Southern charm with a hint of pretentiousnes and the desperation of a drunk scavenger.

This is a Top Tier skeet

Join Jennifer Lucy Tyler & me tonight at 8pm ET on IG Live to celebrate the release of her new book and talk the ups and downs of the writing process!

FULLCAST AFTER DARK from last night, now on Patreon Yes we are also about to record an emergency James Franklin episode for Patreon

Makai Lemon!!! Grown man reception

Me last week: losing to UCLA is the worst thing anybody has ever done ever Me this week: If UCLA runs the table with their interim staff and is 8-4 with wins over Ohio State, Indiana, Penn State, and USC, the Playoff committee should factor in the coaching change and let them in

The Wolfman is on the prowl tonightl!!!! Awooooooooooo!!!!!

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If you’re OU’s backup QB, you gotta transfer now, right? They clearly have zero faith in you.

Off BlueSky for while because it’s bad for my soul. But now I’ve given all to Antioch who shall cleanse my frail impurities. I could not spend another Saturday without the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social crew. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

Texas Football every decade.

I legitimately forgot how good it feels to HATE WATCH college football. And this Ohio State-Texas game is a perfect specimen.

Honey Baked Ham, as in the actual company itself, sent this to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Warhammer Saturday. War-ham-mer in fact

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This episode is on the Fullcast Mount Rushmore shortlist

This is a Hall of Fame episode of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Listening to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @surber.bsky.social weigh in on Hulk Hogan’s funeral healed something deep within me. As someone who does a lot of Funerals… they really are a lot like pro wrestling anyway.

Quote with your ideal 7-member crew made up of characters from any Star Trek show. They have to have distinct roles from each other (ie, not Picard and Kirk), but there's wiggle room, as you can see from how I used Spock. (Geordi could be helm or engineer, etc.)

Did not know I needed @celebrityhottub.bsky.social ‘s surprisingly philosophical Jason Statham impression.

There’s a scene in 2010’s “The Other Guys” where a billionaire hedge fund grifter pitches a desperate last second Hail Mary idea to save himself: “what if we put the computers in charge?” It’s treated as ridiculous. But 15 years later… that’s literally the idea billionaires are investing in.

Not true. I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵

Another classic @solomonmissouri.bsky.social thread. Tighten up!

It’s criminal that we don’t have a 3-5 movie franchise of Denzel as Easy Rawlins.

BORN of ASH and IRON — Chapter 2 has arrived! Our story continues with Admiral Fisker, who is in hot pursuit of Captain Volm's struggling fleet. Supplies are dwindling. What will Volm do? Read Now: https://stellarempire.substack.com/p/born-of-ash-and-iron-chapter-2 #SciFi #StellarEmpire

Just started the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social. Drawing up documents to start the “Have a Catch” Counseling Center for Young Men.

He rocks. An artist.

I am less interested in whether or not 100 men could fight a gorilla. I'm more interested in whether 100 men could teach a gorilla how to love. I want to know if they could teach the gorilla to open his heart and feel tenderness.