Maybe dial it down a little bit since I can read it without my glasses 😄

Rules are rules.

Oba needs to come out here and end this proper.

Mad at myself for putting in a grocery order for pickup and forgot to get some Sticks to have while I watch the new season of Shoresy this weekend 🤦‍♂️

Lionel Richie looks good for 76 yrs old. Flea looks every bit of his 60+ yrs. Glad that Dyan Cannon is still getting out to games too.

Riles favorite movie was Spinal Tap, so it fits.

Someone bring Kareem that stool, please. He looks in such pain ☹️

Closing ceremony needs more Bugs Bunny

/record scratch Yep, that's me, eh, and I bet you're wondering how I got here right now.

BeTtEr TeAm

It's been a rough go for Canada, eh? 🏒 No Stanley Cup wins since 1993 ⚾ Lost Game 7 of the World Series at home 🏅 Lost the gold medal game in men's & women's Olympic hockey 🎤 Lost in what might be the last great rap battle in the genre's history

Same. NBC doing a good job staying with all of this too

Canada would rather be anywhere than getting silver medals right now. I mean, I get it, but... Still

Suck it Canada.

What a beautiful goal

There we go. Feeling much better now.

Gotta get ol Momentum back and get this back to a 5 goal cushion.

We all know the 4-0 lead is the most dangerous in hockey.

Honestly, NHL should put an exhibition game together before next season as part of the 250 stuff and wear jerseys like these.

USA absolutely on tilt right now. Have they had to play from behind at all this Olympics?

That was a dumb 10th end by the US, right? I'm watching on mute while I work. 🤷‍♂️

The best Hughes

LOL Binnington

They're in Australia so the clippers rotate the opposite way they do in America. It's why most hair vs hair matches were done in Memphis.

That was the Ilia Malinin of dunk attempts

Let's all time in for Jeremy Swayman's last game in a Team USA sweater

Get Swayman out of the net ASAP

Johnny Weir has been exceptional these Olympics. Especially today, he is a bit prescient on Ilia's potential issues before Ilia takes the ice. He's a bit more reserved in his commentary this year too. He also gave us at least one "Terrance" which was amazing.

NBC gonna re-write their entire prime time show tonight?

Cheating ass corrupt Olympics officials

The second best song about jumping was released the same year by the Pointer Sisters

Clutch Curling. We are so back.

How do you say "He Shook!" In Italian?

Why not go for 2 there?

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Do we have a full list of the guests for the halftime show? Seeing Pedro, Gaga, Ricky Martin for sure. Cardi B and Ronald Acuna too? Was that a Stephanie Beatriz on the porch as well?

We totally misread this. This is Sam Darnold giving a performance. Specifically, his first half represented Jets Sam Darnold. and now he's portraying modern Sam Darnold.

History might be kinder to Drake Maye, but we've had worse individual QBs start games.

Top 2 SBMVP candidates are Walker and Gonzalez

Dunkin Donuts making sure I stay loyal to Starbucks

Will Campbell is gonna have the 2nd worst game a NE OL has ever had and that's only because Max Lane was asked to block Reggie White 1 on 1

Levi's ad has been the best by far

Yeah, but Lukas Van Ness is really gonna blow up this year!

Darnold is gonna want that one back

No shock that Insta cart and State Farm ads both sucked

This State Farm ad sucks. It was always gonna suck.

Of course, his full name is Badagar Bunnyagon

Bon Jovi looks older than Melloncamp now and that's weird

Also, surprised they didn't go with the Phelps shot from The Relay