I think this is the single funniest one episode character in TV history.

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

I tend to think Alex Pretti was murdered in cold blood by ICE, but admittedly I don't have much evidence, only multiple videos of the shooting from multiple angles that all draw the same definitive conclusion. Yeah I know, not much to go on.

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

taking survey of the passengers #ff7rebirth

like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”

transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger

Interesting

You'd have to be a fool to go along on something called "Franklin's lost expedition"

To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say

Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular." Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect." Do y'all hear yourselves?!

Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes

It's fascinating how in real life huge stories just don't have an ending at all. Remember the Boeing scandal? Planes falling apart? Dead whistleblowers? Was there some kind of resolution to it? Is it all fine now? It's like a plot that's just an endless series of inciting incidents

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.

Bring back #freethenipple bro I'm tired of people acting like breasts are the female equivalent of testicles or something

1 transgender shooter GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!" 47,209 white male shooters GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

Why are the flags not being flown at half-staff for the victims of this weekend's multiple mass shootings? Why has POTUS not made a public address in their honor & condemned the violence? Where is the wall-to-wall coverage by the media? Apparently, their lives mean less than a podcaster’s.

there were all these sci fi movies and books and tv shows about hitler coming back and it was the scariest thing and then hitler came back and people were like DOPE. COOL. and the political opposition was like SEND HIM A LETTER

when the youtube video says "now don't worry if you weren't chronically online enough to understand all of that" but you understood all of it

im a gay transgender autistic freak and i love red 40, acetaminophen, and kissing men

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Well, time to move I guess.

Trans rights are human rights.

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project

I cannot stress enough how good it feels to stretch, lift, walk, hike, jump, jog, or otherwise exert yourself when the world is caving in. Bonus points if you do it in the sunshine or natural area. There's TONS of science 🧪 behind it. No, you don't need to read it. Be a primate. And just... GO.

It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right

It'd be pathetic if it weren't so fucking scary. Literally being roommates with an allegedly trans person is now enough evidence to suggest that their mind was poisoned into murder by simply being in their presence? And the media just fucking runs with it.

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies" Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."

the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously

KPop Demon Hunters and Sinners could be in the same universe

Muslim person does something bad - All Muslim people are bad Trans person does something bad - All trans people are bad Black person does something bad - All Black people are bad Cis white guy does something bad - He had mental health problems

My biggest old man gripe: too many people listen to music or watch videos without headphones (on full volume) in public spaces now.

Small anthropomorphic forest creatures against fascism

being in ICE or Border Patrol must be so crazy right now, you’re walking around as the disposable henchmen you can kill without qualms in the coming century of films and video games

⚠️ Israel killed prominent Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif in Gaza. A tent housing journalists outside of Al-Shifa Hospital was targeted. He was reporting until the moment of his death. The final words of one of his last messages were a plea to people to speak out: “Silence is complicity.”

Anyone talking about the 90s like it was a feminist haven free of a manosphere has clearly forgotten about what the 90s was actually like or never bothered to study it

There is nothing that gets my red flag meter going quite like men saying things like "it was hard meeting women because I was interested in (insert nerdy thing here)" when I have distinct memories of certain kinds of men in nerdy thing specifically and repeatedly excluding me from nerdy thing.

This Samsung TV outage blows.

If you’re wondering what to get me for my birthday I wear a size fat bag of weed

You should probably live your life in a way that almost every bit of news about your death isn't a joke about how shitty you were. Anyway RIP Hulk Hogan.