the thing about us millennials is that once we adopt some slang we find funny (usually in an ironic way), we'll use it to death we'll slangmog you forever

I just asked one of my closest friends to just please agree with me that we can throw this week into a volcano. So if you’d like to join us, please throw your week into this volcano. Just a hearty “AWAY!” will do it.

On a similar note: if you think people grieving their pets on social media is "engagement farming," your brain has been COOKED TO WELL DONE by social media and you should log off and smell a flower. Feel the breeze on your face. Fly a kite!

I've officially seen more posts complaining about all the "my pet died" posts than I have actual "my pet died" posts. Enough with the complaining, people, just tl;dr and scroll on by! Mute related keywords if you must, my god.

A kpop girl group called "Unchild" will debut next week, and I cannot CANNOT with this name.

My back squat is now up to 185lbs, so a weight that seemed impossibly high once upon a time is now a benchmark.

Six days after we had a FREEZE warning in this area, we're already breaking heat records!

there are zero (0) cats required for this task sir

Jubilee never even deigned to look at this cat scratcher let alone use it…until we got another cat who loves lounging on it. Now she’s all about it.

There is LITERALLY a long-haired dachshund sitting in someone’s lap in this Broadway theatre right now. I only noticed during intermission.

Bruh I know his cousins hate him because they’re parents are for sure asking “why can’t you be like Jonny”

This feels like the punchline of a Seinfeld episode, I love it so much.

Setting aside the broader existential crisis of the overall "we live in a society but this rule doesn't apply to me" sentiment, I guarantee Clover would rather nap in a sunny spot at home than be on that Wonder Wheel.

My bench PR jumped from 85lbs to 105, which means I’m now benching with 25lb plates, a thing that once seemed laughably impossible.

“There’s something poetic about Mark Lee leaving NCT the same day that Jesus died” is not a sentence I ever expected to a) hear and b) understand.

Oh hey, I also have an extremely muscular 13 pound blond cat who beats me up on the daily…he is also quite unapologetic about any of it

Bubble boy

Aura V is the youngest-ever individually named Grammy winner. But the 8-year-old still struggles with division and would appreciate extra time on the playground at recess. n.pr/4mfWvEB

So uh how little journalism can our society get by with Asking for a friend

It's so grim watching journalism jobs vanishing right before our eyes. Not only were those positions once filled by talented, passionate people, every time one disappears, it leaves another crack in our media landscape for impt stories and voices to slip through.

That Christmas shoes song and OMG by Usher come to mind

big news for band kids

Don't mean to be a bummer on a night when a lot of great movies and storytellers won #Oscars. But One Battle After Another winning best picture over Sinners feels like the academy missed the boat a bit - bypassing a cultural phenomenon for a Hollywood favorite. Sigh.

taking a moment to appreciate how it was an HBCU that took in those 7 Korean men when the white universities wouldn’t

Yesterday, walking in the nice weather, I mused "I just don't trust that it won't get cold again," and Kat assured me it was spring. Today, it is snowing.

Sir

will the protein bubble ever pop

honestly half the reason I actually liked firefly so much was because I had a big ole crush on Gina Torres so whomst among us can blame me

not everything needs to come back! some things should only be remembered through a thick layer of nostalgia!!!

ace ventura was responsible for most of my middle school vocal stims so the rhino being up for auction has unlocked that particular pandora's box...................i'm about to be so annoying

POMBON

Oh nothing, just an orange-ish cat in his bubble bein’ a goof

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

LIFE ITSELF - a movie I hated so much, my soul tried to forcibly exit my body partway through

It's not shitposting, it's likesmaxxing, duh

How many news outlets are scrambling to rewrite their articles on the Men’s free skate results right about now?

(Maybe that Quad God tank wasn’t a great idea in hindsight)

As I left, I gave full permission for this. Going home with open eyes

I didn’t come back to Seoul just to visit this Samoyed cafe but it WAS one of the first things I mapped on my itinerary.

I saw SORRY TO BOTHER YOU at Sundance which was especially funny bc none of the white people in the audience knew how to react while the BIPOC folks hooted uproariously.

Did Sony learn NOTHING from K-pop Demon Hunters??????

Hit the point of travel when all I can think about is my bed and my cats.

And people think Asians all look alike

Sappy post alert: Befriended a fellow ATINY from Italy at the Golden Hour Pt4 pop-up event in Seoul — love how K-pop brings people together (with international fans banding together in mutual confusion).

I BETTER see bunches of sugarcane grass running around city streets come Halloween!!!

Yeah, going to be adding “does not use AI in surgery” to my list of criteria for a surgeon. Any surgeon. Absolutely not.

Knowing there are direct flights to Asia from Dulles is going to be so bad for my wallet. Gonna become one of those people that’s like “I’m itchy in DC, gonna fly to Seoul/Taipei for a few days, bye”

Really feel that the people who didn’t like watching Bad Bunny’s halftime show are sad, joyless people in general. Can’t be helped, I guess!

Variety confirms the wedding in Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show was real

If you are in charge of a large organization of any kind that cuts jobs, but particularly one that employs journalists, part of what you get paid so much money for is looking angry and disappointed people in the eye while they yell at you. If you don’t want to do that, don’t be the big boss.